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How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:22:41 AM

LilMissHaven

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I just received an email from a male sub stating that he found me thru a random search and was wondering if I could answer a question for him.

The back story to his question is that his past 3 lovers have claimed that his "sword" is not so mighty especially in girth. And he'd like to know what exactly constitutes a small penis.

And I'm sitting over here laughing hysterically because he actually managed to stump me.

So, what constitutes a "Mighty Sword"? *laughs*

In the end does it really matter, its not like he can wave some magic wand over his penis and say

I command thee 10 inches

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:24:56 AM

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Much the same as what constitutes a large penis - skin, nerves, blood vessels and so on.

But in smaller quantities

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:27:37 AM

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It's all relative to the "receiver." If I don't make that "ohhhhh mmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh" sound when it is received, it's too small.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:29:47 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Much the same as what constitutes a large penis - skin, nerves, blood vessels and so on.

But in smaller quantities

E

IDK I have a feeling it doesn't really matter...while I may not be the most experianced (number of partners) I have a feeling where there is a will to please another there is a way whether it be mouth, hands, toys, etc.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:31:04 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

It's all relative to the "receiver." If I don't make that "ohhhhh mmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh" sound when it is received, it's too small.

Cali

Aw come on!!!

I'm trying to maintain a serious attitude about this on the remote chance he is seriously asking and not just using it as an open line.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:31:48 AM

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It's too small when you can't find it.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:35:16 AM

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I propose the only way you can honestly answer the question is to screw him.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:35:49 AM

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It's too small when you can't find it.

Is that like having to ask "is it in yet?"

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:36:49 AM

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The serious answer is... there is no answer. What is too small for me might be perfect for someone else. It's like asking someone, how tall is too tall? How short is too short? The answer is... there is no answer. When it becomes a problem, then it's a problem.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:36:52 AM

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too small is when you have to ask... is it in yet?

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:38:46 AM

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Semi-effective birth control: point at it and say, "Wow, it's almost as big as my clit!"

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:44:03 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

The serious answer is... there is no answer. What is too small for me might be perfect for someone else. It's like asking someone, how tall is too tall? How short is too short? The answer is... there is no answer. When it becomes a problem, then it's a problem.

Cali

Aw bless your soul. I'm gonna email him back with your reply.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:50:48 AM

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This is what I went with...

On the remote chance that your seriously wanting an honest reply to your question.

"What is too small for me might be perfect for someone else. It's like asking someone, how tall is too tall? How short is too short? The answer is... there is no answer. When it becomes a problem, then it's a problem." (Annonomous friend) I figured you didn't want him coming to you Cali.

If it does become a problem its important for both parties to remember there is more to a man then his cock. His mind which can take you to unimaginable heights, his hands, mouth, and if there's still that need for deep penetration there are always toys. For me this lifestyle is about going beyond the norm to ensure both parties are complete and happy.

I'm sorry starting a conversation out with the size or girth of a man's cock is not the norm for me and honestly makes me rather uncomfortable so I'm sure my answer seems hurried and incomplete.

Hopefully I helped some
Haven

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:54:29 AM

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I figured you didn't want him coming to you Cali.

Good call on that one. I like big cock.

Cali
(yep, I'm a smartass... but you knew that already)

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 10:57:42 AM

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very well stated and extremely accurate Haven..couldnt agree more and see a woman the same way

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 11:00:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

too small is when you have to ask... is it in yet?

*snort*

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:01:37 AM

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Next question.........

How big is too big?

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 11:02:37 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gemini1766

Semi-effective birth control: point at it and say, "Wow, it's almost as big as my clit!"

Semi? Methinks that would pretty much cancel the action

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 11:03:01 AM

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It's too big when it won't go in. Next question Miss LaT?

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:03:54 AM

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for me... anything over 8.5" is just a waste.

Ahh... and if he looks large enough to pleasure a horse, i run screaming in fear!

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