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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:03:56 AM   
sirsholly


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Next question.........

How big is too big?


if it makes you walk like John Wayne...might be a lil too big.

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:05:51 AM   
LaTigresse


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Next question.........

How big is too big?


if it makes you walk like John Wayne...might be a lil too big.



Now I am laughing due to the vision of Nathan Lane doing an impersonation of John Wayne's walk!!!( The Birdcage )


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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:06:09 AM   
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for me... anything over 8.5"  is just a waste.         Ahh... and if he looks large enough to pleasure a horse, i run screaming in fear!


OMG I'm laughing so hard you guys are killing me...

I have to agree I once mentioned in chat that 12 inches actually meant 2" and got a cam invite...turns out I was wrong.  Couldn't cross my legs fast enough.

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:07:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		so how many would complain or turn there head at 8 then?

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:08:42 AM   
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so how many would complain or turn there head at 8 then?


Ahem..............moi


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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:09:21 AM   
petitespitfire64


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Status: offline 		I would be a bit scared of 8 inches..i am VERY small and have had 3 inches bottom out on me. I prefer a thick 6 incher.

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:12:10 AM   
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so how many would complain or turn there head at 8 then?


With patience and persistance almost anything is possible.

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:12:16 AM   
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so how many would complain or turn there head at 8 then?


Nice, YDN, nice.  Subtle way of making the chicks wonder... is it a hypothetical question or not??

Cali


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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:14:20 AM   
YourDomNow


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quote:

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so how many would complain or turn there head at 8 then?


Nice, YDN, nice.  Subtle way of making the chicks wonder... is it a hypothetical question or not??

Cali



No, its not a hypothetical question.....unfortunately, thats not something i boist about....women dont believe men when its mentioned, i tend to not mention it either.....i had rather each woman decide for themselves about it...its just a small part of me anyways....

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:16:29 AM   
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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:17:43 AM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		i saw a 12 once, i was waiting for it to start moving on its own
like a frickin elephant!
but its definetly too small if you get ahold of it and theres still room
in your hand.
my .02

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:20:01 AM   
YourDomNow


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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 11:29:02 AM   
CaressAndCommand


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Status: offline 		Things is there will always be a women who doesn't mind the size however 'small' he might happen to be. There are women who have, are and will fall in love with, marry, have a great love life and have children with men that are every range of size there is. So how small is too small is really a relative term.

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What is too small for me might be perfect for someone else
Cali



This is true in a few cases but overall very few men are 'perfect' for the women they are with. Only a small fraction of men are in the size range the vast majority of women consider ideal, I'm sure many of you women have probably never had the 'perfect' size and if you have, most likely only once.

On the other hand I'm sure many of you have had men of all sizes use what he has perfectly and that's where all men have a chance to make up for any short comings. Combined with his imagination, ears, hands, mouth, toys or clever use of what comes to hand can make any man a potent lover.

Getting caught up on his size, be it thinking its not good enough because it seems small or thinking its big and is all a lady needs will make him a bad lover every time.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 11:31:44 AM   
CalifChick


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This is true in a few cases but overall very few men are 'perfect' for the women they are with. Only a small fraction of men are in the size range the vast majority of women consider ideal, I'm sure many of you women have probably never had the 'perfect' size and if you have, most likely only once.


I don't know who you're dating, but you're certainly not dipping into the same pool I am.

Cali


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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:32:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		My grandmother, rest her perverted soul, used to say if you needed to give them a razor and play with the hair that bled, that was too small. Anything else and he could be taught to do what was "necessary".

Hearing this from the 79 yr old woman you live with who you were fairly convinced was a prude all your life is a HELL of a shock.

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 11:32:39 AM   
Pyrrsefanie


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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

I just received an email from a male sub stating that he found me thru a random search and was wondering if I could answer a question for him.

The back story to his question is that his past 3 lovers have claimed that his "sword" is not so mighty especially in girth.  And he'd like to know what exactly constitutes a small penis.

And I'm sitting over here laughing hysterically because he actually managed to stump me.

So, what constitutes a "Mighty Sword"? *laughs*

In the end does it really matter, its not like he can wave some magic wand over his penis and say

I command thee 10 inches


WAAAAAAAAAAAIT!  I got that same email!

Aw, and here I thought he was genuinely too shy to share with anybody other than me... sniffles... I guess I'm not special after all! 

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:36:40 AM   
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Yourdomnow...did i mention i have no gag reflex and that assholes are endless? *giggles*


are you offering it up?..lol

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 11:40:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

I just received an email from a male sub stating that he found me thru a random search and was wondering if I could answer a question for him.

The back story to his question is that his past 3 lovers have claimed that his "sword" is not so mighty especially in girth.  And he'd like to know what exactly constitutes a small penis.

And I'm sitting over here laughing hysterically because he actually managed to stump me.

So, what constitutes a "Mighty Sword"? *laughs*

In the end does it really matter, its not like he can wave some magic wand over his penis and say

I command thee 10 inches


WAAAAAAAAAAAIT!  I got that same email!

Aw, and here I thought he was genuinely too shy to share with anybody other than me... sniffles... I guess I'm not special after all! 



Into humiliation is he ??? and doesnt realize it is comedy not humiliation ?

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RE: How big is too big - 3/26/2008 11:42:20 AM   
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Next question.........

How big is too big?


when you look, cross your legs, and say OWWW before it ever approaches you! 

kitten, giggling

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RE: How small is too small - 3/26/2008 11:53:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gemini1766

Semi-effective birth control: point at it and say, "Wow, it's almost as big as my clit!"

Semi? Methinks that would pretty much cancel the action



so will "are you done YET?"

as spoken by me to the ex, on the last occasion we had sex.  my lil nickname for him continues to be "mr cocktail weinie".

kitten, covering her mouth and giggling*

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