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domiguy -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 12:06:57 PM)
What about the "gaping vagina?" When you can stick a leg and an arm into the holiest of holes....Even the Domidong might pale in comparison. I don't think that male enhancement drugs actually work, so I imagine that a guy is rather stuck with the cock that he is dealt with. Now you ladies, most of you at one time or another actually had a pooooonanni that had walls and some structural integrity....Unfortunately with all of your unnecessary reproduction and when coupled with you cramming and ramming everyone and thing up into your nether regions you have created a human sink and stinkhole of biblical proportions....Shame on you all. A pussy is a horrible thing to waste. Please support the American Pussy Fund.

LaTigresse -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 12:57:59 PM)
DG, your the bestest!

meatcleaver -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 1:04:54 PM)
She said he was to little but it was she that was really too large.

LaTigresse -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 1:06:12 PM)
Hello........Hello........Hello........helloooooooooooooo......... the echoooooo

domiguy -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 1:16:48 PM)
What do you mean I'm to small? small? small?small?small?small?

LaTigresse -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 1:22:34 PM)
Do you need a flashlight in there? Watch out for the cobwebs.

petitespitfire64 -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 1:35:26 PM)
Yourdomnow...I might be..are YOU offering it? (you slut)

cjan -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 1:47:19 PM)
Ah, yes, the wondrous and wonderful elastic vagina. Until, of course, as D.G. has pointed out, it loses it's elasticity due to the afore mentioned heavy traffic overuse.Once that happens, even if one has a horse cock. or so I'm told by certain "authorities" on the matter, the loss of, ummm "grip" is less than satisfying. In that case, creativity is called for. Ve haff vays to make you speak in tongues.

Gemini1766 -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 1:56:04 PM)
ahhhem.... errr, welcome to tonight's meating of the "less than 3 inch tool" anon group. My name is Gem and I've got a wee tool. Hello everyone. Oh, wait, that was a standard ruler in inches and not centimeters? Oh, sorry wrong group. I guess I need new glasses. calls for help measuring Anyone of you lovely ladies care to help me measure this properly? LOL[:)]

PanthersMom -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 2:03:24 PM)
well the problem of huge pussy can be fixed if you tie a rope to your waist and then the other end to the bedpost and dive in. all my kids came from either the emergency exit or the adoption agency, so thankfully i've skipped that middle age nightmare. too much dick to fit? invite friends and share, you'll never have enough mouth either so you have to compromise somehow. once dated a couple guys who were well over 6 ft tall but puberty seemed to have forgotten them and left them with very little to work with. hubby is 5 ft 3, good things come in "small" packages! [;)] PM

Maya2001 -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 2:05:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy What about the "gaping vagina?" When you can stick a leg and an arm into the holiest of holes....Even the Domidong might pale in comparison. I don't think that male enhancement drugs actually work, so I imagine that a guy is rather stuck with the cock that he is dealt with. Now you ladies, most of you at one time or another actually had a pooooonanni that had walls and some structural integrity....Unfortunately with all of your unnecessary reproduction and when coupled with you cramming and ramming everyone and thing up into your nether regions you have created a human sink and stinkhole of biblical proportions....Shame on you all. A pussy is a horrible thing to waste. Please support the American Pussy Fund. Then one day , she goes to the doctor and gets told it's surgery time got to remove part of the inside bits... with surgery and recovery time a couple months goes by and it is time to cram it in .....and "cram" being the operative word here, because it sure is not sliding like it used to....damn just like trying to get into a virgin again , .... then bang you hit a dead end, try to push more...she screams ...still not going in..... okay now you tell me ....scar tissue does not stretch... ....dang!!! End of the sink hole [:(]

subtee -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 2:08:57 PM)
kegels!

SteelofUtah -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 2:11:42 PM)
When you are a little overweight (Okay JUST Overweight) and you were given a Standard Issue White Irish Curse well you learn how to use it or you start buying Cats. I picked up MANY books on Female Anatomy and reguardless of Size or Girth I tend to be asked back for seconds so I guess I'm doing something right. Use your size to your advantage it works in the Martial Arts and in Sex, If you are small learn how to work it and what position usually offers the best reaction. CHANGE it UP Try different positions and PAY ATTENTION when is SHE enjoying herself. And Learn the LONG game. If you aren't Big Hopefully you can go for Hours. Play to your advantages not your faults. Steel (Who just gave everyone WAY too much Information)

Vendaval -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 2:15:32 PM)
When you want to make a cast of it, not for a dildo or vibrator, but to use as the base of a floor lamp. [;)] quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven So, what constitutes a "Mighty Sword"? laughs

cjan -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 2:19:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee kegels! Gesundheit!

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 2:36:05 PM)
if its a schneiders italian sausage...then its wayyyyyyyy to small... if its an oscar mayer weiner.....then its getting better..... the ultimate is like them johnsonville ones....they are sooooo huge.

CalifChick -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 2:39:11 PM)
I feel like I need to stick up for all of us "middle aged" chicks whose elasticity is just fine, despite whatever we've done to our girly bits. Cali

PanthersMom -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 5:33:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl if its a schneiders italian sausage...then its wayyyyyyyy to small... if its an oscar mayer weiner.....then its getting better..... the ultimate is like them johnsonville ones....they are sooooo huge. skip lunch today faery? sounds like someone's hungry! [:D] PM

Griswold -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 5:59:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven I just received an email from a male sub stating that he found me thru a random search and was wondering if I could answer a question for him. (I actually know everything...go ahead...ask me). No...really...go ahead...I actually do know everything....really. The back story to his question is that his past 3 lovers have claimed that his "sword" is not so mighty especially in girth. And he'd like to know what exactly constitutes a small penis. What....so he was in a military school? And I'm sitting over here laughing hysterically because he actually managed to stump me. So, what constitutes a "Mighty Sword"? laughs That is an unusual question. In the end does it really matter, its not like he can wave some magic wand over his penis and say "I command thee 10 inches" Actually...I did that 4 days ago....didn't do shit.

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 6:10:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy What about the "gaping vagina?" When you can stick a leg and an arm into the holiest of holes....Even the Domidong might pale in comparison. I don't think that male enhancement drugs actually work, so I imagine that a guy is rather stuck with the cock that he is dealt with. Now you ladies, most of you at one time or another actually had a pooooonanni that had walls and some structural integrity....Unfortunately with all of your unnecessary reproduction and when coupled with you cramming and ramming everyone and thing up into your nether regions you have created a human sink and stinkhole of biblical proportions....Shame on you all. A pussy is a horrible thing to waste. Please support the American Pussy Fund. Ummm, not ALL of us DG wink

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