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Hippiekinkster -> RE: How big is too big (3/26/2008 6:19:17 PM)
Happily, I'm pretty normal. Much like Marc Wallace's except without that weird curve. [8D]

lronitulstahp -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 6:19:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah When you are a little overweight (Okay JUST Overweight) and you were given a Standard Issue White Irish Curse well you learn how to use it or you start buying Cats. I picked up MANY books on Female Anatomy and reguardless of Size or Girth I tend to be asked back for seconds so I guess I'm doing something right. Use your size to your advantage it works in the Martial Arts and in Sex, If you are small learn how to work it and what position usually offers the best reaction. CHANGE it UP Try different positions and PAY ATTENTION when is SHE enjoying herself. And Learn the LONG game. If you aren't Big Hopefully you can go for Hours. Play to your advantages not your faults. Steel (Who just gave everyone WAY too much Information) i think that's more the norm. Most guys aren't hung like horses(thank goodness since the average vagina ia not that deep) i like the fact that most cocks and coochies seem to be built for each other. And btw subtee is sooo right...i swear by Kegels...they prevent all the effects of babies and bonking from stretching the womanly bits.

MissHarlet -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 6:26:55 PM)
Never too small as long as it is working order

bipolarber -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 8:00:41 PM)
"There's always toys." It always amazes me how many men love strapon play, but don't stop to think that they could be wearing the harness too. It's like there's this blind spot in their minds. I like 'em just because they let me keep going after the second or third round, or while waiting to recover enough for my own cock to become erect again. (And they come in festive colors.)

Lynnxz -> RE: How big is too big (3/26/2008 10:24:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire My grandmother, rest her perverted soul, used to say if you needed to give them a razor and play with the hair that bled, that was too small. Anything else and he could be taught to do what was "necessary". Hearing this from the 79 yr old woman you live with who you were fairly convinced was a prude all your life is a HELL of a shock. DV Lmfao... NO grandma... NO! For me, you're too small if you can be deepthroated... without going past my teeth in the back. >.>

GreedyTop -> RE: How big is too big (3/26/2008 10:31:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire My grandmother, rest her perverted soul, used to say if you needed to give them a razor and play with the hair that bled, that was too small. Anything else and he could be taught to do what was "necessary". Hearing this from the 79 yr old woman you live with who you were fairly convinced was a prude all your life is a HELL of a shock. DV Lmfao... NO grandma... NO! For me, you're too small if you can be deepthroated... without going past my teeth in the back. >.> snort

Hippiekinkster -> RE: How small is too small (3/26/2008 10:34:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bipolarber "There's always toys." It always amazes me how many men love strapon play, but don't stop to think that they could be wearing the harness too. It's like there's this blind spot in their minds. I like 'em just because they let me keep going after the second or third round, or while waiting to recover enough for my own cock to become erect again. (And they come in festive colors.) Absolutely, except i don't go the strap-on route. I like to get between her legs so I have better control, and so I have a better view. Hard to twist a strap-on inside a chick. It's been a couple months, but last time I did that, I had her anally douche, get nice and cleaned out, then used a liberal amount of coconut oil. It was a double-header. Once I got her into the ass action, the other end went in her pussy. DP. I love doing chicks with toys. [8D]

popeye1250 -> RE: How big is too big (3/26/2008 11:09:20 PM)
Reminds me of the story of the guy who goes to the doctor's office complaining of pain. The Dr. asks him, "where's the pain?" The guy says, "my penis." The doctor says , "Ok, well take it out and let's have a look at it." The guy does and the Dr. says to himself, ("Man, that's the smallest penis I've ever seen!") The Dr. says, "ok, what seems to be the problem?" The guy says, "It's swollen."

LilMissHaven -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 3:51:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy What about the "gaping vagina?" When you can stick a leg and an arm into the holiest of holes....Even the Domidong might pale in comparison. I don't think that male enhancement drugs actually work, so I imagine that a guy is rather stuck with the cock that he is dealt with. Now you ladies, most of you at one time or another actually had a pooooonanni that had walls and some structural integrity....Unfortunately with all of your unnecessary reproduction and when coupled with you cramming and ramming everyone and thing up into your nether regions you have created a human sink and stinkhole of biblical proportions....Shame on you all. A pussy is a horrible thing to waste. Please support the American Pussy Fund. And Dom's wonder why fisting is a hard limit.

LilMissHaven -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 3:54:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah When you are a little overweight (Okay JUST Overweight) and you were given a Standard Issue White Irish Curse well you learn how to use it or you start buying Cats. I picked up MANY books on Female Anatomy and reguardless of Size or Girth I tend to be asked back for seconds so I guess I'm doing something right. Use your size to your advantage it works in the Martial Arts and in Sex, If you are small learn how to work it and what position usually offers the best reaction. CHANGE it UP Try different positions and PAY ATTENTION when is SHE enjoying herself. And Learn the LONG game. If you aren't Big Hopefully you can go for Hours. Play to your advantages not your faults. Steel (Who just gave everyone WAY too much Information) I promise not to notice this post Sir[:D]

cjan -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 7:21:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick I feel like I need to stick up for all of us "middle aged" chicks whose elasticity is just fine, despite whatever we've done to our girly bits. Cali No defense needed, Cali. Just poking a little fun at the concern about bits sizes of both genders. I think most folks realize that most bits fit together just fine, and if not, as has been said here, get creative. There are more important concerns in relationships, of course. Anyway, I agree with those that think that the sexiest organ is between the ears, after all.

LaTigresse -> RE: How big is too big (3/27/2008 8:33:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster Happily, I'm pretty normal. Much like Marc Wallace's except without that weird curve. [8D] Who is Marc Wallace?

GreedyTop -> RE: How big is too big (3/27/2008 9:00:02 AM)
glad you asked that, LaT LOL

CalifChick -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 9:02:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Anyway, I agree with those that think that the sexiest organ is between the ears, after all. A dick won't fit between my ears... I'm pretty sure intercourse by ear is a hard limit. [;)] Cali

subtee -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 9:04:27 AM)
Last night on Family Guy, regarding an ~cough~ oversized vagina: "It's like tossing a hot dog in a hallway."

LilMissHaven -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 9:07:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Anyway, I agree with those that think that the sexiest organ is between the ears, after all. A dick won't fit between my ears... I'm pretty sure intercourse by ear is a hard limit. [;)] Cali While dorking around on the internet one night I came across a video on Heaven666 of a man literally skull fucking a woman, all she had to do was pop her fake eye and out and there ya go an available hole. Guess thats what they mean by "I'm gonna fuck your brains out" If it'll fit there's a man who will try and fuck it.

MsBearlee -> RE: How big is too big (3/27/2008 9:23:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster Happily, I'm pretty normal. Much like Marc Wallace's except without that weird curve. [8D] Who is Marc Wallace? Perhaps the better question is...what is a straight guy doing lookin at a guy's weird curve, anyway? B

GreedyTop -> RE: How big is too big (3/27/2008 9:31:35 AM)
no different than a straight chick checkin out another girl's tits, IMO ;)

Lucylastic -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 9:32:22 AM)
sweet gawd Domiguy hahhahahah yer a sick sick puppy. Have to say that I was doing kegels on my way out of delivery (after all he was almost ten pound) yes IM even doing them now, so I have to go with Cali and the other ladies on the "middle age chicks with kegelicious walls of pleasure". Of course they do say that any man who complains about the size of a womans puss is too small anyway, so I dunno.....just a thought But on the other hand I do have that amazing film clip of a woman with a mans head inside her (he is bald, for some reason that seems to be important to me) Too big is when on first contact it bruises your cervix..... and hes across the room(14 inches erect) Lucy

cjan -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 9:59:39 AM)
quote: LilMissHaven: If it'll fit there's a man who will try and fuck it. Billy Crystal once said "A woman needs a reason to have sex, a guy just needs a place".

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