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YourDomNow -> You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 11:58:44 AM)
just complete the sentence....i doubt this thread flies very far...lol.. but worth a shot i suppose

colouredin -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 11:59:46 AM)
you sit outside in the sun reading a book for too long (or did i miss the point :P)

LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:00:53 PM)
You might be a redneck if your lawn furniture consists of seats torn out of the broken down vehicles sitting in your back yard. You might be a redneck if your famous last saying is....Hey man watch this shit...

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:04:17 PM)
You might be a redneck if every pair of jeans you own has a print of a snuff can permanently inbedded on the hip pocket,Your pickup has a long whip antenna with a rebel flag blowing proudly... smile...

LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:06:57 PM)
You might be a redneck if you know what breeding hogs actually entails. You might be a redneck if you have tied an old car hood to the back of a pick up and gone sledding on it. You might be a redneck if you could be accused of using the following terms... By Joe I've got it Did ya hear Git er dun

MissHarlet -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:07:06 PM)
You might be a redneck Dominant if all your floggers are held together with duct tape <EG>

MissHarlet -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:08:59 PM)
you might be a redneck if.......you use a bathtub or a toilet for a planter in your front yard

YourDomNow -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:10:30 PM)
*rofl...all good ones....* *you might be a redneck if your posting redneck comments on the redneck thread....:)*

CreativeDominant -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:10:38 PM)
You might be a redneck if you paint a target on the submissive's ass before you flog her while wearing your blaze orange vest. You might be a redneck if you have ever uttered this phrase "I'm fixin' to open a can of WhoopAss on you, boy"

LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:10:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissHarlet You might be a redneck Dominant if all your floggers are held together with duct tape <EG> screams with laughter OMG you might be a redneck submissive if duct tape holds the batteries in your vibrator (don't ask I won't tell)

LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:11:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant You might be a redneck if you paint a target on the submissive's ass before you flog her while wearing your blaze orange vest. You might be a redneck if you have ever uttered this phrase "I'm fixin' to open a can of WhoopAss on you, boy" I love that phrase!! Blaze orange huh now that kind of turns me on

LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:13:02 PM)
You might be a redneck if you've blurted out Don make me git otta dis here chair boy

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:13:11 PM)
You might be a redneck if your wife is your first cousin...

DiurnalVampire -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:13:43 PM)
If you have ever had to climb to the top of a water tower with a can of paint to "reclaim the dignity" of your submissive... you might be a redneck Dom.

YourDomNow -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:14:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven quote: ORIGINAL: MissHarlet You might be a redneck Dominant if all your floggers are held together with duct tape <EG> screams with laughter OMG you might be a redneck submissive if duct tape holds the batteries in your vibrator (don't ask I won't tell) OMG you are definitely the redneck poster girl now!

LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:15:21 PM)
haha you might be a redneck if your known for blurting out Hey come here I wanna show you somethin And we know your a dumb redneck if your first instinct is to run over to find out what the speaker wants to show you.

CreativeDominant -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:16:26 PM)
~wriggles brows~...I got more orange clothes, if need be... If your dungeon is decorated in the colors of your alma mater...you might be a redneck dominant. If you stumble around in heels because you aren't used to shoes at all, you might be a redneck submissive.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:17:09 PM)
If you think the term switch only applies to what you go pick in the yard for dicipline scenes... you might be a redneck If you have ever run short on rope and had to run out to the truck and untie something to finish up... you might be a redneck If your toybox and your toolbox are the same box... you might be redneck

LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:17:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YourDomNow quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven quote: ORIGINAL: MissHarlet You might be a redneck Dominant if all your floggers are held together with duct tape <EG> screams with laughter OMG you might be a redneck submissive if duct tape holds the batteries in your vibrator (don't ask I won't tell) OMG you are definitely the redneck poster girl now! HEY!! I resemble that.

AS11 -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 12:17:57 PM)
Well you aint gona qualify for being one of them good old boys unless your pickup got a gun rack...and the other night my lady told me she wanted to do it wityh the lights on, so I left the door to the pickup open.

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