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MissHarlet -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 7:07:42 PM)

you might be a redneck if ...............you served pinto beans or chicken and dumplings or bbq at your collaring celebration

or if you think castrastion means your sub .. not bulls



SirRober -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 8:38:27 PM)

you might be a redneck if ............... you know how to cook  po' greens



Leatherist -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/26/2008 8:40:40 PM)

If you think that a six pack of bud and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.

Your girlfriends hairdo gets caught in the ceiling fan.

You go to a friend's funeral, and all of the mourners show up in pick up trucks.




LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 3:37:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Leatherist


You go to a friend's funeral, and all of the mourners show up in pick up trucks.




Been there, done that



CreativeDominant -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 7:02:43 AM)

If you holler "score" every time your submissive yelps with a flogger strike, you just might be a redneck dominant.

If your idea of "just a little prank" is to bake Ex-Lax chips into your dominant's chocolate chip cookies, you just might be a redneck submissive. 



LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 7:04:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

If you holler "score" every time your submissive yelps with a flogger strike, you just might be a redneck dominant.

If your idea of "just a little prank" is to bake Ex-Lax chips into your dominant's chocolate chip cookies, you just might be a redneck submissive. 


You might be a redneck submissive if you yell "score" everytime your allowed to orgasm.

You might be a redneck submissive if you clean the toilet with your Dom's toothbrush.



KMsAngel -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 7:43:12 AM)

ew. you two are quick twisted [:'(]



LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 7:47:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

ew. you two are quick twisted [:'(]


You might be a redneck if you take the above statement as a compliment.

thank you Angel[:D]



CreativeDominant -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 7:49:49 AM)

I agree with Haven...thank you, angel.  Though you forgot to note that, while I am twisted, I am angelically twisted.[sm=flying.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 7:51:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

I agree with Haven...thank you, angel.  Though you forgot to note that, while I am twisted, I am angelically twisted.[sm=flying.gif]


*spews coffee*



sirsholly -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 7:54:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

If you holler "score" every time your submissive yelps with a flogger strike, you just might be a redneck dominant.

If your idea of "just a little prank" is to bake Ex-Lax chips into your dominant's chocolate chip cookies, you just might be a redneck submissive. 


thinking "He shoots and scores!" might be the post-orgasm mantra for the redneck dom.

Now...anyone have a recipe for those Ex-Lax cookies?



KMsAngel -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 7:58:48 AM)

oh holly, don't believe a word he says. pity about the screen...

(you'll note the walmart sale tag hanging off his plastic halo, whereas my gold halo gleams truly)



LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 8:00:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

If you holler "score" every time your submissive yelps with a flogger strike, you just might be a redneck dominant.

If your idea of "just a little prank" is to bake Ex-Lax chips into your dominant's chocolate chip cookies, you just might be a redneck submissive. 


thinking "He shoots and scores!" might be the post-orgasm mantra for the redneck dom.

Now...anyone have a recipe for those Ex-Lax cookies?



I do! I do!!  You can also add miralax to his circus water (aka kool aid)



DesFIP -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 8:02:29 AM)

If you buy your car based on how much horse equipment it holds.

If the saddle gets pride of place in the house.

If the local tack shop loves seeing you walk in, knowing that you alone will keep them solvent for the month.

Shit, I need to wash his shipping wraps!



sirsholly -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 8:04:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

oh holly, don't believe a word he says. pity about the screen...

(you'll note the walmart sale tag hanging off his plastic halo, whereas my gold halo gleams truly)


i didn't notice the sale tag KMsAngel...i just thought he swiped it off some little kid who was playing an angel in the Christmas pagent .[sm=lol.gif]

*reaches out..gently touches your gleaming halo..*



sirsholly -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 8:05:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

If you holler "score" every time your submissive yelps with a flogger strike, you just might be a redneck dominant.

If your idea of "just a little prank" is to bake Ex-Lax chips into your dominant's chocolate chip cookies, you just might be a redneck submissive. 


thinking "He shoots and scores!" might be the post-orgasm mantra for the redneck dom.

Now...anyone have a recipe for those Ex-Lax cookies?



I do! I do!!  You can also add miralax to his circus water (aka kool aid)


*pulls out recipe book...begins taking notes*



sirsholly -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 8:11:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

If the saddle gets pride of place in the house.


damn thing hogs up half the sofa.
*not that i would know this...i mean...i am just assuming...teehee..um...never mind*



KMsAngel -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 8:11:21 AM)

well... it gleams....and it's quite peaceful to touch and stroke.... but every now and then i have to yank it off the ankle and pop it back up where it belongs

*shyly scuffling feet*



sirsholly -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 8:15:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

well... it gleams....and it's quite peaceful to touch and stroke.... but every now and then i have to yank it off the ankle and pop it back up where it belongs

*shyly scuffling feet*


i have the same problem! *thinking Velcro...*



LilMissHaven -> RE: You might be a redneck if............. (3/27/2008 8:17:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

If you buy your car based on how much horse equipment it holds.

If the saddle gets pride of place in the house.

If the local tack shop loves seeing you walk in, knowing that you alone will keep them solvent for the month.

Shit, I need to wash his shipping wraps!


AMEN!!

If you refer to your horse as your child and your dogs as your baby you may be a redneck.

If you prefer the company of animals to humans you just may be a redneck.



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