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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 4:16:35 PM

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think I said I was an expert housekeeper and romance novel reader

both true .... I dare ya to challenge me

AND Taming of the Shrew...you are definitely an expert on that

baby .. you get me onto Shakespeare .. and it would take an oversize ball gag.. duct tape .. and a stun gun to shut me up *winks* .,.sounds hot doesn't it?

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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 4:55:22 PM

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Of course, just because someone has "done" something in real life doesn't mean they're any good at it.

But at least it puts them one up over a jerk off with a computer and a box of kleenexes.

Worried now...i have both a computer and a box of Kleenex...in fact i have two boxes of Kleenex...does that mean i'm not weel?

No, you're only weel if you have the lotion to go with the kleenexes.....

heh heh heh.

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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 4:59:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix

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ORIGINAL: Level

Of course, just because someone has "done" something in real life doesn't mean they're any good at it.

But at least it puts them one up over a jerk off with a computer and a box of kleenexes.

Worried now...i have both a computer and a box of Kleenex...in fact i have two boxes of Kleenex...does that mean i'm not weel?

No, you're only weel if you have the lotion to go with the kleenexes.....

heh heh heh.

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DAMN! *Goes to change profile to advise ppl of my unreal status*

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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 5:00:58 PM

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think I said I was an expert housekeeper and romance novel reader

both true .... I dare ya to challenge me

AND Taming of the Shrew...you are definitely an expert on that

baby .. you get me onto Shakespeare .. and it would take an oversize ball gag.. duct tape .. and a stun gun to shut me up *winks* .,.sounds hot doesn't it?

Actually, soft....it does, it really does *goes to take cold shower*

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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 5:01:47 PM

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Expert, lets break it down.

Ex = Former or Has Been

Spurt = A drop of water, or some other liquid under pressure.

Thus:

Expert = A has been drip under pressure.

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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 5:03:17 PM

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Ah well, I didn't know you needed lotion & kleenexes till I saw the first episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." Thanks, Carson!

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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 5:48:22 PM

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Expert = A has been drip under pressure.

When I have cum... it is more a squirt under pressure than a drip under pressure.

So... I am not so sure if I am an Expert... or an Exsquirt.

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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 7:26:30 PM

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As we all know theres a few options we can take when updating/creating our profile. One of which is "expert" now what qualifies one to be an "expert"? I mean technically I'm an "expert" at political science since its my minor in school and know more so than the average person, and will have my degree to prove it, but theres no degree that comes with collars and watersports so my question is how do you know when youre an "expert" in a bdsm activity? Since Im young I hope to reach that status in multiple catergories by 35

Personally, I never put "expert" on anything in my profile (still waiting for word on it being put back up or not) list. There are some things available on the list I am trained professionally in, some things I've simply been practicing for years, but I'd not call myself an expert in any of them. I've entirely too much to learn still in all things, refinements that can be made in methods, etc.

And honestly, when I see any list that has expert in more than a thing or three I'm immediately wary of that person. Some people have devoted real time and have mastered some areas of ability, but when there's basically one big ol' list of "expert" I wonder at it with an admittedly cynical mindset.

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RE: What makes you an "Expert" - 3/27/2008 8:14:03 PM

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Expert, lets break it down.

Ex = Former or Has Been

Spurt = A drop of water, or some other liquid under pressure.

Thus:

Expert = A has been drip under pressure.

Actually it's:

Ex = used to be

Pert = well you know what that means

Thus: used to be pert

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