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domiguy -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 2:28:26 PM)

Now that Jeffff has apparently offed himself....What you say LaT? When was the last time you rode the Dong not made of rubber? Come to Domiguy...Do it because it's my birffday...Do it because you like me...Maybe it would set the mood if you could picture us "doing it" upon a pile of smoldering Japanese corpses.

Come to Domiguy.



kittinSol -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 2:31:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Do it because it's my birffday...



After a few cocktails too many, isn't it called a barffday?



LaTigresse -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 2:38:27 PM)

Domiguy........just this one time.......cuz it's your birthday and all. I will however, need to see ID.



kittinSol -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 2:49:25 PM)

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LaTigresse -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 2:51:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

[sm=jaw.gif]


Don't tell DG, but I am just building him up, so I can watch him cry later........shhhhhh.



subtee -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 2:52:11 PM)

Ditto, me too [sm=jaw.gif]



domiguy -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 2:52:38 PM)

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kittin

After a few cocktails too many, isn't it called a barffday?


We Doms never over indulge in anything aside from gash. Speaking of gash, but it escapes me, did I mention that today is my birffday? It would seem that you might want to tidy up the old girl and forward a shot or twenty to your favorite birthday boy.


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LaT
Domiguy........just this one time.......cuz it's your birthday and all. I will however, need to see ID.


I'll give you anything that you desire...ID...IUD...VD...Whatever.

I'll even be gentle with you. Before we do it maybe we could go shrooooomin' It would be cool after I have exhausted myself upon your holes for you to pick through my hair in search of ticks like we were monkeys.



domiguy -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 2:55:28 PM)

You cunts. I gave you the best posts of my life...And I get this type of shit? Iowa ain't that far away....Iowa? Why do people live there? At some point in time did Iowa create some sort of an exceptional gravitational pull that won't allow it's inhabitants to leave?



LaTigresse -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 3:00:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

You cunts. I gave you the best posts of my life...And I get this type of shit? Iowa ain't that far away....Iowa? Why do people live there? At some point in time did Iowa create some sort of an exceptional gravitational pull that won't allow it's inhabitants to leave?


My ass. I told you it was big.



kittinSol -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 3:02:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Don't tell DG, but I am just building him up, so I can watch him cry later........shhhhhh.



Oh, you're a tough cookie, Tigresse!

Domiman, I don't want my snapshots competing with half of collarme's other snatches - after all, I would hate for you to confuse mine with another [8D] .



domiguy -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 3:02:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

You cunts. I gave you the best posts of my life...And I get this type of shit? Iowa ain't that far away....Iowa? Why do people live there? At some point in time did Iowa create some sort of an exceptional gravitational pull that won't allow it's inhabitants to leave?


My ass. I told you it was big.




Is subtee caught in the gravitational pull of your ass? Perhaps on her next orbit when she swings around your tits I could fist her.



subtee -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 3:04:56 PM)

The secrets of Iowa can't be revealed. Then everyone would want to move here and we'd be like Beijing August 2008 instead of Hiroshima August 1945...





Hippiekinkster -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 4:38:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

The secrets of Iowa can't be revealed. Then everyone would want to move here and we'd be like Beijing August 2008 instead of Hiroshima August 1945...



Or even Atlanta 96, nicht wahr?



thornhappy -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/1/2008 4:51:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

You are always welcome at the farm! AND, you are safe to drive on the lane now. I finally got my zoom zoom car out............. and promptly clobbered a deer with it.


Deer.  The other white meat (good with taties & carrots in the crock pot).

thornhappy



LaTigresse -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/2/2008 6:54:30 AM)

I didn't kill the deer, just my right headlamp assembly and one of the clips for the fender. Mild in the big scheme of things. $900.00 later. Also, the deer puked down the right side of my car when I clobbered it. Who knew a deer would puke when you clobber it?

I was lucky, I saw it and was downshifting like crazy. Would have missed him entirely, had he not decided to take a last minute U-turn. I was probably only going about 30-40ish when I clipped him. As opposed to the 75ish I was going when I crested the hill.



kittinSol -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/2/2008 7:02:05 AM)

What did you do with the dead deer? Can you eat those things, even after a road kill?



subtee -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/2/2008 7:05:28 AM)

That's what I want to know too. How do you get the thing off the road? Especially if it has been pronounced "dead?"



kittinSol -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/2/2008 7:26:28 AM)

It would help to travel with a butcher, or at least a quarry specialist [&:] .



LaTigresse -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/2/2008 7:45:19 AM)

I didn't kill the deer. It just sorta bounced it's ass off of my right front headlight.

However, if I had killed the deer, the coyotes would have quickly taken care of the disposal. You really don't want to try and save a road kill deer. They are usually too torn up to try and butcher. As big as they look there really isn't all that much meat on them in the first place. Try to salvage whats left after clobbering it with several tons of metal really isn't worthwhile. If it had been dead and in the middle of the road I would have just drug it off to the ditch. They are not heavy. There, it would have been down to the hide and skeleton in a matter of days. Mother nature is a marvelous thing.



kittinSol -> RE: ASS…u & me? (4/2/2008 7:49:54 AM)

I misunderstood. I thought the deer had died. I can imagine it must be quite harrowing to hit something as large as a deer. The biggest I ever felt was a tiny rabbit, in England - my mother was driving, and she laughed about it (a nervous laughter).

It traumatised me for life lol. But then again, I'm an urban softie. Not well equipped to deal with the harsh realities of country living.

Then again, those animals are a little silly, aren't they? Frolicking on traffic saturated roads like that... maybe the deer had a death wish and was trying to commit suicide (hence the U-turn)?




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