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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 12:53:16 PM   
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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 12:57:02 PM   
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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 1:59:52 PM   
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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 5:03:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		FR:  JohnWarren, I didn't know you went ice fishin'   Next season can we lure you up from Delray Beach?  Of course...you gotta ask Ron...its his big old hole we like to fish in...

...how why is everyone lookin' at me funny?

And Level, you are just jealous.  That joke is WAYYY older than Pryor...I only steal from the best.  Also...if you know your Looney Tunes history (and I'm sure you do) you know to keep your big old cock away from predators!

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 5:14:15 PM   
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FR:  JohnWarren, I didn't know you went ice fishin'   Next season can we lure you up from Delray Beach?  Of course...you gotta ask Ron...its his big old hole we like to fish in...

...how why is everyone lookin' at me funny?

And Level, you are just jealous.  That joke is WAYYY older than Pryor...I only steal from the best.  Also...if you know your Looney Tunes history (and I'm sure you do) you know to keep your big old cock away from predators!


All I know is this.

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 5:32:39 PM   
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I saw the thread as a:  1) cry for attention; 2) way to say he's big without being as classless as to provide the exact dimenions.  I'm betting he's dying on telling us the exact size.  But not unless we give more attention and beg.   


A perfect reason why I should be nominated dick tator of the world; I'm perfectly willing to share my big cock with ya'll, minimal begging required.
 
The Big Cock joke =

Well cock-a-doodle-doooo, Level, that's one huge cock you've got!

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 6:04:18 PM   
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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 6:37:06 PM   
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It's my burden.

you must get quite a reaction when you take it out in public

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 7:31:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Level

It's my burden.

you must get quite a reaction when you take it out in public


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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 8:44:55 PM   
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ever heard of duck tape?  just tape it to your choice of thighs...(your own that is)
Quack quack.

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 9:03:45 PM   
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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 10:08:22 PM   
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I thought it had to be a joke.  You mean he's serious???  


Humour is a very personal thing. Sometimes people share the same joke and other times like this they completely read it wrong and take it seriously. I find either of the two aforementioned outcomes equally funny though.

Well said. I must admit, I really did expect some wittier responses. A few weren't too bad, though.

I started this very same thread on Bondage.com a little over three years ago. Some folks picked it up and really ran with it. I was anticipating the same here. Don't know if you all are aware of it, but this site has a reputation among some as being populated with humourless "Twue BDSM Bewievers".

Hopefully, the link will work. Some of the interplay on it really cracked me up, as did the wordplay.
http://www.bondage.com/topic_id/128844/forums/topic.html

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/6/2008 10:14:23 PM   
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While I don't know about you, I do know that some men do actually have a penis that is far too large. I believe there are penis reduction surgeries just as there are breast reductions surgeries.

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/7/2008 5:27:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

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ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968
I thought it had to be a joke.  You mean he's serious???  


Humour is a very personal thing. Sometimes people share the same joke and other times like this they completely read it wrong and take it seriously. I find either of the two aforementioned outcomes equally funny though.

Well said. I must admit, I really did expect some wittier responses. A few weren't too bad, though.

I started this very same thread on Bondage.com a little over three years ago. Some folks picked it up and really ran with it. I was anticipating the same here. Don't know if you all are aware of it, but this site has a reputation among some as being populated with humourless "Twue BDSM Bewievers".

Hopefully, the link will work. Some of the interplay on it really cracked me up, as did the wordplay.
http://www.bondage.com/topic_id/128844/forums/topic.html

They wants registration to view that....

thornhappy

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/7/2008 6:28:30 PM   
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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/7/2008 6:31:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: Level

It's my burden.

you must get quite a reaction when you take it out in public


Car crashes, fainting, time stopping.......

Wait, there was a sudden epidemic of fainting this afternoon, i don't suppose you took your cock out this afternoon?

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/7/2008 8:31:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

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ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968
I thought it had to be a joke.  You mean he's serious???  


Humour is a very personal thing. Sometimes people share the same joke and other times like this they completely read it wrong and take it seriously. I find either of the two aforementioned outcomes equally funny though.

Well said. I must admit, I really did expect some wittier responses. A few weren't too bad, though.

I started this very same thread on Bondage.com a little over three years ago. Some folks picked it up and really ran with it. I was anticipating the same here. Don't know if you all are aware of it, but this site has a reputation among some as being populated with humourless "Twue BDSM Bewievers".

Hopefully, the link will work. Some of the interplay on it really cracked me up, as did the wordplay.
http://www.bondage.com/topic_id/128844/forums/topic.html

They wants registration to view that....

thornhappy


I think you can log in as a guest. If not, well, hell, make up a dopey name like BeatMeAGainSam and go for it.

I think I might hold the record for the longest thread on there. Over 100 pages (in 5 parts, they lock threads at 25 pages). I mean, a real thread, not some word game stuff.

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 4/8/2008 11:32:14 AM   
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Hopefully, the link will work. Some of the interplay on it really cracked me up, as did the wordplay.
http://www.bondage.com/topic_id/128844/forums/topic.html
[/quote]
They wants registration to view that....

thornhappy

[/quote]
I think you can log in as a guest. If not, well, hell, make up a dopey name like BeatMeAGainSam and go for it.

I think I might hold the record for the longest thread on there. Over 100 pages (in 5 parts, they lock threads at 25 pages). I mean, a real thread, not some word game stuff.
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Hmmm, need something to do?  i mean, something a little more productive than writing 100 pages worth of............what was it worth again? Did you receive an award? Hell, tell me you AT LEAST got a free membership!

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 7/19/2008 12:05:07 AM   
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Hopefully, the link will work. Some of the interplay on it really cracked me up, as did the wordplay.
http://www.bondage.com/topic_id/128844/forums/topic.html

They wants registration to view that....

thornhappy


I think you can log in as a guest. If not, well, hell, make up a dopey name like BeatMeAGainSam and go for it.

I think I might hold the record for the longest thread on there. Over 100 pages (in 5 parts, they lock threads at 25 pages). I mean, a real thread, not some word game stuff.


Hmmm, need something to do?  i mean, something a little more productive than writing 100 pages worth of............what was it worth again? Did you receive an award? Hell, tell me you AT LEAST got a free membership!
Oh gee whiz Potty I like totally forgot to like answer you. It's all that blood rushing down to Mr. Iguana.

Oh, and hey you Missy Time-and-motion study, I only wrote like maybe 5 7 a few pages of that drivel witty repartee.

So, you know, one man's meat is some woman's cause for celebration.

The man is old and feeble
his loving time is out.
What used to be his sex appeal
is now his water spout.
It used to take forever
to make that thing behave.
Why, every single morning
it would stand and watch him shave!
But now he's gotten older
and it sure gives him the blues
to have his dick hang down
and watch him shine his shoes.

Har har har all aboard the Lust Boat, my pretties!  

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RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? - 7/19/2008 7:58:12 AM   
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