kiwisub12
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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster I don't really know where to put this, because it affects everything, sort of like a woman who has enormous breasts has all kinds of problems frequently. OK, does anyone know of a support group for guys with large penises? I mean the size you can't disguise under baggy clothes. [/quot There is one - its called the cock-a-leaky club for over-endowed persons of the male gender, but can be attended by women if they feel the need to attend. The caclc meets every time two or more men get together, and as you might image - you don't have to actually show your member-ship dues. the CACLC also has a shop for merchandise such as "the mimimiser", "the blow pump" - the opposite of the vaccum pump shown in Austin Powers, and "the confiner" - a restrain system for unruly members. They also have such items as underpants that have an extra long slit to enable the wearer to get the unsightly length out with minimal struggles in the toilet , and dress and casual pants that have a discrete zipper that opens down the leg - you choose which leg, depending on which side is your preferred side. For those men that have problems with urine stains related to the length of the urethra, there is a special bag that attaches over the head of the penis that has an absorbant material in it , so your pants never get wet - and you don't have to live with the shame of "eau-de-urine". These are also machine washable , and hang dry - no pun intended. They also sponser a special diet to gain belly fat, to minimise the look of the length of the penis, since every 15 pounds gained makes the penis appear an inch shorter. Its a penetrating (no pun intended) look at the special needs of the over-endowed. These are a few of the items that the CACLC offer - there are many others that I could go on about at length (NPI), but you get the gist of the club. Most of the meetings go on at length, and the members tend to be blow-hards, but at heart they are good eggs - just a bit long winded.
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