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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/9/2008 12:36:06 PM   
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here I thought the farmers fertilized the fields for the crops.  sneaky you!!

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welcome back.  I am glad it went well. I dont think I would want to watch. I have pics from then they went into my stomache; interesting.

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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/9/2008 7:08:33 PM   
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Popeye... Trying not to make poopy remarks here... but man... I'm glad this is only every five years!  I am sure you will return the favor when it's my turn. Hehe...

I am so glad things went so well and will be thinking positive on the results!

Combining the emails and this thread... um... would the phrase 'bottoms up' be out of line?


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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/9/2008 8:55:54 PM   
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I had to check in on you Popeye!
Glad everything went well and you are okay.



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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/9/2008 10:25:17 PM   
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Oh boy!
I get to "drink the coolade" today.
A whole gallon of it starting at 2 pm to 6pm.
Then, take some pills and drink a bottle of magnesium citrate.
Then wake up at 0400 tommorow and pickup a neighbor and leave here at 0500 for Charleston V.A. Hospital to "take the pipe."
I'm glad they're going to sedate me for the procedure.
They say that it can be "uncomfortable" without sedation.
That's why someone else has to be with me, they won't give you sedation unless someone else is there with you and signs a form that they'll be driving you home.
Anyone else in here had this done lately?



you poo sob!  Military style rotorooter LOL

Just go down to walgreens and get a bottle of shit some clean stuff mag sulfate maybe?  Its in the clean out your ass section, but you can drink 1/2 that little bottle in one gulf and wash it down with lemonaide.  then another 2 hours later wash it down with lemon aide, start at about 9pm if you got a morning appt, finish up with a few beers, shit your brains out and everything is hunky dory.  you dont need no galon of water, besides those ass periscopes have washers and windshield wipers on em!

Was fun to watch till they hurt me and swore at them and then they relly doped the shit out of me  LOL

Guess I am latre huh?  did the morons try to shove it through lungs with a bulldozer like the ones that did mine?







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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/9/2008 11:07:04 PM   
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Glad to hear you are doing fine after the exam.  Go easy on spicy foods or anything hard to digest for a few days.  Remember, if it burns going in your mouth it will burn coming out the other end, so no lighting matches!
 


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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/10/2008 2:46:15 AM   
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I'm glad it went well, popeye.

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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/10/2008 6:58:59 AM   
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Glad to hear everything has turned out ok so far Popeye..I have been on a similar tour of the parts not serviceable by user and frankly I have never really wanted to see my bladder with camera and scope before..I think I would have preferred Africa.

Now come the hard part..wrestling Master into getting it done. I have to fight to get him to go to the Doctor when he is sick, getting him to have a check up like this is going to be hell.

poenkitten (determined not to lose the best man and Master she has ever found to health neglect)

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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/10/2008 7:53:32 AM   
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I'm glad too that it went well for you. So many avoid things that are uncomfortable or scary, kudos to you for going and doing what needed to be done.

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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/10/2008 7:55:14 AM   
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Popeye,......was it as good for you,as it was for them?


added: I totally agree w/ camille.She`s absolutely correct.


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RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) - 4/10/2008 2:57:24 PM   
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I'm glad too that it went well for you. So many avoid things that are uncomfortable or scary, kudos to you for going and doing what needed to be done.


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