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MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 9:50:46 AM)
how about some deep thoughts from my hero, Emo Phillips: "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" "On the other hand......there are different fingers" "My computer beat me at chess but i sure beat it at kickboxing" "I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them." edited to equalise the font rolls eyes

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 9:59:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix how about some deep thoughts from my hero, Emo Phillips: "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" "On the other hand......there are different fingers" "My computer beat me at chess but i sure beat it at kickboxing" "I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them." snickersnort

Raechard -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:06:05 AM)
Just how Greedy is Ms GreedyTop hummmm.[8\|]

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:08:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mercifulsiren Why do things that are bad for me taste so good. I love bacon! Bacon isn't bad for you. Especially if you can find the nitrate-free kind.

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:09:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard Just how Greedy is Ms GreedyTop hummmm.[8\|] depends on what we're talking about ;)

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:11:36 AM)
I know, isn't he wonderful, Greedy? There is no other comic who makes me laugh until i hurt like he does... hugs and mushy stuff, Phoenix

Raechard -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:12:36 AM)
[sm=pigsfly.gif] <<< How can we eat such cute creatures? When those little piggys stare up at you with their innocent eyes, their little squiggle tails flapping about with joy as their best friend in the whole world i.e. Mr Farmer Giles comes to take them for a little walk. Do they suspect what horrors await them?

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:12:47 AM)
have you seen Carlos Mencia?

Raechard -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:16:40 AM)
"Why have you bought me to this place Mr Giles, I've never been here before I'm actually quite excited." The little piggy would tell you this if he could talk. Little does he suspect what lines comes next in this horrific tale.[sm=pigsfly.gif]

blissy -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:17:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: blissy Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures? [sm=danger.gif] I'm going to be a complete nerd here and correct you. The word politics comes from the greek πολιτική ( politikè) , which means science of the affairs of the city, or state. Sorry, I couldn't resist [:(] . no big deal..i couldnt think of anything this morning cos i was still half asleep so i cheated anyway @ http://www.crazythoughts.com/ [:D]

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:27:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard [sm=pigsfly.gif] <<< How can we eat such cute creatures? When those little piggys stare up at you with their innocent eyes, their little squiggle tails flapping about with joy as their best friend in the whole world i.e. Mr Farmer Giles comes to take them for a little walk. Do they suspect what horrors await them? The little oinkers gave themselves up for this , this, and that. [:)]

Lumus -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:28:16 AM)
If you used Pinocchio as a strap-on, would it count as oral sex...?

kittinSol -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:29:06 AM)
I hope you eat organic bacon.

Raechard -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:30:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level The little oinkers gave themselves up for this , this, and that. [:)] How odd[:D]

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:33:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus If you used Pinocchio as a strap-on, would it count as oral sex...? But how would you attach him........ oh. Poor Pinocchio and his ass........[8D]

Lumus -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:35:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level But how would you attach him........ oh. Poor Pinocchio and his ass........[8D] It's the splinters you have to watch out for, really. Does it prove that he's only wood in the end...? [:D]

Raechard -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:37:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus If you used Pinocchio as a strap-on, would it count as oral sex...? Why would you use a Chilean dictator as a strap-on?

mnottertail -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:38:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol I hope you eat organic bacon. Ah Ha!!!! Kosher my ass!!!! Prepare for toilet slavery!!! MasterMan

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:39:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol I hope you eat organic bacon. Once I've gotten my quota of steroids and antibiotics I do. [;)]

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:40:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus quote: ORIGINAL: Level But how would you attach him........ oh. Poor Pinocchio and his ass........[8D] It's the splinters you have to watch out for, really. Does it prove that he's only wood in the end...? [:D] LOL [:D]

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