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Lumus -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:42:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Ah Ha!!!! Kosher my ass!!!! Prepare for toilet slavery!!! MasterMan With all this pigshit, there's gotta be a pig in here somewhere... SearchingInAllTheWrongPlaces

Lumus -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:43:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard Why would you use a Chilean dictator as a strap-on? If he's full of chili, I won't need lube. [:D]

LadyRainfire -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:47:17 AM)
[8\|] Ohhhhh, brother.... [:'(] And I'm doing WHAT with you??? laughs hysterically while packing for the move

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 10:47:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus If you used Pinocchio as a strap-on, would it count as oral sex...? That would give new meaning to the words "having a woodie" [:D]

cjan -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 11:03:48 AM)
Pigs cute? My arse. Ever seen what happens to a person who has a cut on them, the scent of fresh blood, and falls into a pig pen ? Blech. I have no sympathy for the porkers. I say "onto the spit . Porky and keep turning until I say yer done."

Raechard -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 11:08:15 AM)
Me adds cjan to the list of targets for the PLF.[8\|]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 11:11:18 AM)
speaking of Pinocchio.... imagine if men's penis's grew if they lied???? OMG!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!

Lucylastic -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 11:45:17 AM)
More Emo Phillips My parents were very protective. I couldnt cross the street without them getting all excited and placing bets marrying a woman for sex is like buying a tiger for transpprtation ...and I always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said "A truck!" I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. His reply: "I don't know, re-election to the Senate?" closet emo fan Lucy

cjan -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 11:46:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard Me adds cjan to the list of targets for the PLF.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s13.gif[/image] Rut Rho...No, please, not THAT ! I was just kidding, I would never eat flesh of any kind ( not swallow, that is snort). I am a srtict vagitarian. Honest, I am...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/giveup.gif[/image] [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/angel.gif[/image] [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/brush.gif[/image] [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/liar.gif[/image]

Raechard -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 11:50:09 AM)
Me strikes through cjan on the list of targets for the PLF but keeps a beady eye out.[8\|] Me wonders when I can stop starting sentences with the word me.

CalifChick -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 11:50:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I say "onto the spit . Porky and keep turning until I say yer done." Oh myyyyyyy. You sure know how to make a girl all gooey. [sm=hearts.gif] Cochon de lait is just another name for love. Cali

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 11:56:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl speaking of Pinocchio.... imagine if men's penis's grew if they lied???? OMG!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!! Nobody'd ever tell the truth again....

Lucylastic -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:08:25 PM)
lie to me lie to me, oooooooooooooh yesssssssssssssssssssssssss again again lucy

Raechard -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:12:02 PM)
Penis length is already directly proportional to the ability of someone to tell the truth.[8\|] Y \| / \| / \| / \|/___________X Where y = penis length and x= inverse trust worthiness.[8\|]

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:20:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic lie to me lie to me, oooooooooooooh yesssssssssssssssssssssssss again again lucy The end result of the immorality of fibbers

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:22:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard Penis length is already directly proportional to the ability of someone to tell the truth.[8\|] Y \| / \| / \| / \|/___________X Where y = penis length and x= inverse trust worthiness.[8\|] So, doing the math, we can assume that Dick Cheney, Kim Jong Il, and OJ Simpson are hung like mastondons? Now, what about the ladies? Do Hillary's nips get bigger every time she talks about Bosnia?

Lucylastic -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:25:48 PM)
Lies to myself and measures my nips must be the wrong type of lie... I gonna practise with the girls Lucy

Level -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:36:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Lies to myself and measures my nips must be the wrong type of lie... I gonna practise with the girls Lucy Need some help measuring? [:D]

cjan -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 1:16:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I say "onto the spit . Porky and keep turning until I say yer done." Oh myyyyyyy. You sure know how to make a girl all gooey. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/hearts.gif[/image] Cochon de lait is just another name for love. Cali Me oui, mon petite cochon. Gee, everything sounds sexy in French, non?

christine1 -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 1:41:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Pigs cute? My arse. Ever seen what happens to a person who has a cut on them, the scent of fresh blood, and falls into a pig pen ? Blech. I have no sympathy for the porkers. I say "onto the spit . Porky and keep turning until I say yer done." watch it dude! one of my nics happens to be piglet ya know....

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