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faerytattoodgirl -> why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 9:46:00 PM)

MISSING SOCKS!!!!!!

argh!!!!

where do they go???? do they fall down the hole into china??????



GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 9:48:18 PM)

I think gremlins eat them.



domahpet -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 9:51:25 PM)

faery, all of your socks are here in my sons closet,
mixed in with the legos.
if you dont get them by the end of the week,
theyll be in a big black bag outside!
[sm=help.gif]<<< *me, drowning in socks and legos*



SinLee -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 9:55:38 PM)

dryer gremlins to be precise.... they eat them... where do you think dryer lint comes from? it's gremlin shit



phoenixinchains -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 9:58:56 PM)

monsters live in the dryer and eat them. luckily dryer monsters scare away underpants gnomes. sadly they co exist quite well with the pixies that put tangles in your hair while you sleep...



GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 10:03:37 PM)

*snicker*



phoenixinchains -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 10:50:56 PM)

get a glass bowl,
pour in;
           glitter
           spare keys and key chains
           finger nail clippers
           bells
           anything shiny
           no pennies

this is a faery bowl. placed somewhere in the open and away from cats, it will generally appease unseen household "friends" and they'll leave your stuff alone.



GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 10:54:20 PM)

SPAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!



DDraigeuraid -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 11:11:38 PM)

Socks???  I kinda sorta remember socks.  Haven't needed them in a long while.  Maybe has something to do with it being warm here .

Dragon



martyrized -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 11:15:08 PM)

socks are overrated.
tights and stockings, however.... *grin*



phoenixinchains -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/16/2008 11:18:28 PM)

socks. remember? the things you wear under the kilt besides shoes.



Gemini1766 -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 3:33:57 AM)

Ren & Stimpy - Black Hole/Stimpy's Invention

Join Ren and Stimpy in their bizarre and gross world that features the oddly lovable duo in some outlandish situations coupled with hilarious jokes as they travel to space, deal with stardom, invent new toys, save the day, among many other wild adventures. - Ren and Stimpy pass through a black hole, mutate in their strange surroundings and find a mountain of missing left socks. Stimpy invents a happy helmet that pushes the naturally angry Ren past the happy limit into madness. Stimpy plays his favorite song, "Happy Happy Joy Joy".



sunshinemiss -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 4:07:45 AM)

*digs her way out of all the socks that unders shot and went south, having somehow lost their way to China.... bloody hell....



blissy -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 4:15:14 AM)

a solution?....maybe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUmh4oMz6U0

[sm=laundry.gif]



lusciouslips19 -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 4:26:33 AM)

Dont ya just love it when you dont feel like doing laundry so ya just buy more?



atursvcMaam -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 4:41:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

MISSING SOCKS!!!!!!

argh!!!!

where do they go???? do they fall down the hole into china??????



Pssst, perhaps it is the dead people that you keep on seeing, trying to help you hear them less often.  The ones i see tend to take it badly when i say "i hear footprints".  Just another random (and probably wrong in more ways than one) thought.

one of the expressions i have heard favored by borderline visible wandering dead folks is:  "stuff a sock in it, wouldja!"



chaosforge -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 6:59:59 AM)

i like your world.



parttimehotty -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 7:13:00 AM)

Just a thought..........i think a male sub was too embarassed to buy condoms, broke into your home and stole your socks and is at this VERY MOMENT, using one as he serves....Just a thought.[sm=bust.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 7:13:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Dont ya just love it when you dont feel like doing laundry so ya just buy more?


i just keep buying hampers...



GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 8:26:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Dont ya just love it when you dont feel like doing laundry so ya just buy more?


i just keep buying hampers...



(I thought I was the only one that did that...)



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