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subtee -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 7:26:50 AM)
Bundle and then duct tape around the sharp parts... Speaking of garbage, did you know that teenagers cannot see garbage cans? They're like bats, they fly right on by, and not even peripherally can they sense them. You can even tell them, "it's right THERE, you walked right past it, and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. True stuff.

GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 7:27:29 AM)
SNICKERSNORT That is SOOO true!! (I tried to put a SMALL bag of them out at the curb... the trash guys left them, but the bag was even more shredded than it had been when I finally got free of the evil bastards.. I bet they attacked the trash guys too!)

sirsholly -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 7:29:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Bundle and then duct tape around the sharp parts... Speaking of garbage, did you know that teenagers cannot see garbage cans? They're like bats, they fly right on by, and not even peripherally can they sense them. You can even tell them, "it's right THERE, you walked right past it, and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. True stuff. so true... they also have no concept of how to handle a full kitchen trash can. None. You explain it to them time after time but they still cannot understand how it works.

LikaLady -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 8:59:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP My hangers don't breed. They keep dying off. What should I be feeding them? (needs to make a run to linens & things for more) ahh...i see your problem. Linens & things is a bit more expensive than ...oh...say the dollar store. The more costly the hanger the faster it will die. Buy the cheap crap. Those suckers will be around forever and the wire ones breed faster than the plastic ones. ever try to throw those wire hangers away? When and if you manage to get them into a Hefty bag they will immediatly put a hole in it. Then when you try to carry the bag out to the trash those wirey lil bastards will wrap themselves around your leg. Once they have your limb in their evil clutches they transform into barbed wire. Bruised, bloodied and mad enough to spit, you end up duking it out curbside. [sm=slappy.gif] You know those people in the news that just snap and do something crazy? The ones that friends and family are interview saying, "We never saw it coming! (S)he was always so reasonable and calm!" ...those people were attacked by the wire hangers while trying to rescue the socks from the hole in the universe that sucks them up!

parttimehotty -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 9:03:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Bundle and then duct tape around the sharp parts... Speaking of garbage, did you know that teenagers cannot see garbage cans? They're like bats, they fly right on by, and not even peripherally can they sense them. You can even tell them, "it's right THERE, you walked right past it, and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. True stuff. so true... they also have no concept of how to handle a full kitchen trash can. None. You explain it to them time after time but they still cannot understand how it works. Do you mean like you with your phone??? [sm=abducted.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 9:04:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LikaLady You know those people in the news that just snap and do something crazy? The ones that friends and family are interview saying, "We never saw it coming! (S)he was always so reasonable and calm!" ...those people were attacked by the wire hangers while trying to rescue the socks from the hole in the universe that sucks them up! snort

sirsholly -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 9:47:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Bundle and then duct tape around the sharp parts... Speaking of garbage, did you know that teenagers cannot see garbage cans? They're like bats, they fly right on by, and not even peripherally can they sense them. You can even tell them, "it's right THERE, you walked right past it, and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. True stuff. so true... they also have no concept of how to handle a full kitchen trash can. None. You explain it to them time after time but they still cannot understand how it works. Do you mean like you with your phone??? [sm=abducted.gif] wise-ass [sm=onphone.gif]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 9:49:41 AM)
quote: wise-ass better than a wide-ass! [8\|][8\|][8\|]

sirsholly -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 9:50:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl quote: wise-ass better than a wide-ass! [8\|][8\|][8\|] can't argue that Faery!!!!

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