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LadyRainfire -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 8:34:43 AM)

Eeeeek!! You mean I'm not the only one??? [:-]



LikaLady -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 8:50:04 AM)

I was convinced that when I was using a laundry mat, the dryer ran on socks. It ate one of multiple pairs of socks as a form of energy....



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 8:53:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: atursvcMaam

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

MISSING SOCKS!!!!!!

argh!!!!

where do they go???? do they fall down the hole into china??????



Pssst, perhaps it is the dead people that you keep on seeing, trying to help you hear them less often.  The ones i see tend to take it badly when i say "i hear footprints".  Just another random (and probably wrong in more ways than one) thought.

one of the expressions i have heard favored by borderline visible wandering dead folks is:  "stuff a sock in it, wouldja!"


no..i found out last night when i woke up....and saw ALIENS taking them from my hamper and telling me they are using it for fuel.  they are here to save the planet from destruction when hilary becomes president and richard simmons becomes vice president....





atursvcMaam -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 11:52:31 AM)

you probably shouldn't leave the beer out for them, but their intentions seem rather noble.  i would give up a few socks for that.



domahpet -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 12:18:38 PM)

um, you guys had better watch this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Pw9IRuqFs&feature=related

[sm=afraid.gif][sm=couch.gif]



DesFIP -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 12:20:52 PM)

The dryer doesn't eat them, the washer does.

I've been swearing this is the case for years.



sirsholly -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 1:55:13 PM)

i have always felt they make up Saturns ring...



angelikaJ -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 1:59:59 PM)

I always thought they evolved into clothes hangers.
[8|]



christine1 -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 3:12:20 PM)

well i bet the socks are with all the missing scissors and nail clippers and bobby pins and buttons and favorite tubes of lipstick that seem to go poofy into thin air.



GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 3:14:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

I always thought they evolved into clothes hangers.
[8|]



No, different species.  Hangers BREED.



Daddysredhead -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 3:48:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Dont ya just love it when you dont feel like doing laundry so ya just buy more?


i just keep buying hampers...



(I thought I was the only one that did that...)


*quietly raises guilty hand of shame*



DesFIP -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 4:49:55 PM)

My hangers don't breed. They keep dying off.
What should I be feeding them?
(needs to make a run to linens & things for more)



DDraigeuraid -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 4:57:31 PM)

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socks. remember? the things you wear under the kilt besides shoes.


Shoes???  I must be having a senior...oh yeah, now I remember.  Those things to put on the feet to keep them from getting cold when walking through that icky white stuff.  Don't have that problem anymore.

Dragon



sirsholly -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 4:57:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

My hangers don't breed. They keep dying off.
What should I be feeding them?
(needs to make a run to linens & things for more)


ahh...i see your problem. Linens & things is a bit more expensive than ...oh...say the dollar store. The more costly the hanger the faster it will die.

Buy the cheap crap. Those suckers will be around forever



GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 5:06:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

My hangers don't breed. They keep dying off.
What should I be feeding them?
(needs to make a run to linens & things for more)


ahh...i see your problem. Linens & things is a bit more expensive than ...oh...say the dollar store. The more costly the hanger the faster it will die.

Buy the cheap crap. Those suckers will be around forever



and the wire ones breed faster than the plastic ones.



MissHarlet -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 5:08:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

Just a thought..........i think a male sub was too embarassed to buy condoms, broke into your home and stole your socks and is at this VERY MOMENT, using one as he serves....Just a thought.[sm=bust.gif]


Now that visual is just WRONG !!!!!![sm=mistress.gif]



Gwynvyd -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 5:12:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid

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socks. remember? the things you wear under the kilt besides shoes.


Shoes???  I must be having a senior...oh yeah, now I remember.  Those things to put on the feet to keep them from getting cold when walking through that icky white stuff.  Don't have that problem anymore.

Dragon


*smiles*

Thats right... nothing but what God graced you with. Maybe a pair of Ghillies...

We have a saying in my group.. "You know the differance between a Skirt and a Kilt? ~ If he is wearing panties under neath it!"


As for me.. why is it so hard to find all of my suff, and time to pack it all?

Holy shit batman!  and my brain while I am at it.

Gwyn



GreedyTop -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 5:13:31 PM)

*smooches the lovely Gwyn* you have cmail, sweetie! 



KCherry -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/17/2008 6:45:33 PM)

This reminds me of an episode of Rocko's Modern Life. -.-;



sirsholly -> RE: why is it so hard to find.... (4/18/2008 7:07:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

My hangers don't breed. They keep dying off.
What should I be feeding them?
(needs to make a run to linens & things for more)


ahh...i see your problem. Linens & things is a bit more expensive than ...oh...say the dollar store. The more costly the hanger the faster it will die.

Buy the cheap crap. Those suckers will be around forever



and the wire ones breed faster than the plastic ones.



ever try to throw those wire hangers away?  When and if you manage to get them into a Hefty bag they will immediatly put a hole in it. Then when you try to carry the bag out to the trash those wirey lil bastards will wrap themselves around your leg. Once they have your limb in their evil clutches they transform into barbed wire.
Bruised, bloodied and mad enough to spit, you end up duking it out curbside. [sm=slappy.gif]



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