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slaveboyforyou -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 1:24:11 AM)

Nope I'm just pessimistic, cynical, skeptical and negative.  But I'm a happy camper.  [:)]




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 2:17:46 AM)

wow......whoda thunk a thread could go this far off my intention......

their are idiots driving bikes, cars and 18 wheelers......3 of the kids at the school i work at lost their dad monday morning after he was killed in a head on collision moment after dropping them off at school.  it was from that frame of mind i posted this, hoping it might remind folks to pay attention to the road.

id rather be woken up by loud pipes than ride next to someone talking on a cell phone, or meet them coming straight at me on a road.  bikers who dart in and out of traffic are idiots, as are cars who forget it takes a long time to stop an 18 wheeler weighing 80k and decide to pull out in front of them or jump in front of them on the interstate too quickly.

i come from a family of truckers and bikers, and i was taught from day 1 be a defensive driver.....try to anticipate every dumb ass move someone could make....scan your mirrors constantly and always look twice before changing lanes......cars can be as invisible as a bike can in your blind spot.  

so take away that the op was about bikes, change it to drivers, and maybe then my intent can be seen clearly.

im just amazed that the post made some folks minds go to oh shit lemme trash bikers......truckers.....drivers.....wtfe.

brings to mind the old sayin some folks could fuck up a wet dream.......i dunno why

drive safe......look twice.....and have a nice day





Smith117 -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 4:44:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou
Loud pipes are ILLEGAL.  They are noise polluters, and noise pollution is a very real environmental problem.  Here's a website with a chart for acceptable decibel levels:
Note this quote from the article:
quote:

Some motorcycle owners change exhaust pipes to personalize the appearance. And many who modify their bikes' exhaust systems simply want the noise, often for vanity's sake. Some motorcyclists profess to believe that "loud pipes save lives," although research tends to contradict that popular axiom. (Few of those who say they want exhaust noise for safety's sake use other means—such as brightly colored apparel—which have been proven effective.)  


So please spare me the "loud pipes save lives" horse manure.  It's not true, and it's been studied.  If bikers were really concerned with safety, they wouldn't lobby state legislatures to have helmet laws removed.  They did that here, and there has been a sharp increase in motorcycle fatalities.  If they were really concerned with safety, they wouldn't wear all black at night while riding. 


While I agree you do sound a bit angry....you are dead on right, good job. Nice sources too. [sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif]




Smith117 -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 4:45:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
A) as has been pointed out, many of todays cars are designed to be as close to soundproofed as possible.
B) laws of physics: as you're cruising down the highway at traffic speed, the sound is traveling with you. The cars aren't going to hear those loud pipes until you are next to them or passing them.  If you arent listening to your stereo, talking on the cell, etc, you may hear those loud pipes when they get to a few cars back from you..


Well said as well.




sirsholly -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 4:55:55 AM)

I seem to always tangle with the idiot driving a car while smoking a cigarette, having an animated conversation on their cell phone and drinking a cup of coffee.
 
I have yet to see a biker doing any of the above.

I will share the road with a biker any day.




Level -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 4:55:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

My friend and I have a habit of killing the motor on his bike, and just coasting through the neighborhood to his house... thankfully it's all downhill... haha.

There's retards that drive bikes... there's also idiots that drive minivans...and jackasses driving semis.  >.> Be careful


Exactly. There is no one preferred mode of transportation for morons.




sirsholly -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:00:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

What do a Hoover vacuum and a Harley have in common?

They both have dirtbags on the back of them.  [:D]


not even CLOSE to funny..




Smith117 -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:01:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne
wow......whoda thunk a thread could go this far off my intention.....

.........it was from that frame of mind i posted this, hoping it might remind folks to pay attention to the road.


I believe it happened because you chose to paint bikers as the hapless victims, thus leading many to highlight a few of their own experiences with them. If your original intent was to tell people to be safe "in general," the old tired "watch out for the innocent bikers" was probably the wrong way to go.

quote:

ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne
id rather be woken up by loud pipes than ride next to someone talking on a cell phone, or meet them coming straight at me on a road. 


This is QUITE apples-to-oranges. Cell phone talkers don't usually wake you up...on the road, because you're already awake. Loud pipes are just loud for the sake of being loud, as myself and others have basically proven here. If you want a more accurate comparisson to say "you'd rather this than that," you have to say something like "I'd rather have bikers darting around me in heavy traffic than ride next to someone on a cell phone."

And if you 'were' to say that, I would then counter with:

"At least the cell phone talker isn't changing lanes once per second (seemingly) or driving at excessive speeds in between cars on the road. They may pay little attention to the road, but for the most part, if you realize the cell talker is there, you can at least predict that she's not paying attention and can react accordingly by simply moving away from her. A biker darting in and out of traffic forces a driver to pay more attention to a smaller, faster, vehicle over a larger, more dangerous one, simply because the smaller, faster vehicle changes position so fast you can't predict reasonably where he's going to be at a given moment. All that needs to happen is for the biker to 'get bored' waiting behind you and then try and dart around you suddenly while you were already in the middle of changing lanes into a lane you previously saw to be clear, but now is not do to the impatience of the biker.

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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne
im just amazed that the post made some folks minds go to oh shit lemme trash bikers......truckers.....drivers.....wtfe.


It might not have gone there if they didn't interpret the original post as trashing everyone else. Bikers are not simply innocent victims. They have their annoying and dangerous quirks just like anyone else.

I'll now relate just one experience I had a few years ago:

I was sitting at a light, two sport bikes behind me. We were all in the lane to turn left at the light, nowhere else to go from this particular lane as it was a "T" intersection.

The light changed, and I began to turn. We were in lane 2 of the road we were on. Lanes 1 and 2 could only go left, lane 3 could only go right. As I made my turn, I began to get into lane 3 of the road we were turning onto, the bikers decided they didn't want to wait and because they were on sport bikes, they didn't feel they had to.

So as I drifted over to the lane I wanted, both of these idiots darted around me, with only a foot or two to spare and jumped ahead.

I "saw" these bikers. I planned for them and I knew they were there. I also "saw" that the lane I was going into WAS empty and that I had the right of way. What I didn't count on, nearly to their detriment, was that they were going to get 'bored' waiting on my 'big car' to go and suddenly that empty lane wasn't empty anymore. Had I been drifting into that lane any faster, they'd have eaten pavement, and all because they got bored and didn't feel as though they should have to wait in line like everyone else.




Smith117 -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:03:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

I seem to always tangle with the idiot driving a car while smoking a cigarette, having an animated conversation on their cell phone and drinking a cup of coffee.
 
I have yet to see a biker doing any of the above.

I will share the road with a biker any day.



That's because you can't do those things on a bike.

I'd rather be next to the slow, predictably stupid 'distracted driver' than a bike that will be in one place one second and then 'get bored' and jump around me to a place I previously thought was clear the next second.

I have yet to see a cell phone talking coffee drinker doing a wheeling down a 5-mile stretch of road in moderate traffic.

See how 'wonderful' and 'safe' bikers are?




Smith117 -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:04:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level
Exactly. There is no one preferred mode of transportation for morons.


How about a hearse?




DS4DUMMIES -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:07:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MzPatti4femslave

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ORIGINAL: pagansub77

Amen sistah!! I love the ones that whine about trucks. Let all the trucks stop rolling for a week and see the shelves empty in the stores. They never seem to understand that every thing they eat, wear or wipe their butts with was delivered by a truck.

ps77

So very true. [;)]


Actually not.....more moves by rail...and i might add...at nearly 12 times the fuel efficiency and 5% of the emissions output...of trucks.

And by the way.....we move at sea....80% of the gas in your car...so don't piss me off or you'll be walking :)





sirsholly -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:13:56 AM)

a few months ago i was rear ended by a charming man who was shaving while driving. I  have never seen a biker do that. I have been rear ended and sideswiped quite a few times. Never was a bike involved.
And yes...i have had bikers make unsafe moves that have made my heart skip a beat. I have seen cars do that too. At least with a bike you can hear them coming.




DS4DUMMIES -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:14:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

What do a Hoover vacuum and a Harley have in common?

They both have dirtbags on the back of them.  [:D]


not even CLOSE to funny..



I second Holly's observation. that really was uncalled for.

DS4




DS4DUMMIES -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:16:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

a few months ago i was rear ended by a charming man who was shaving while driving. I  have never seen a biker do that. I have been rear ended and sideswiped quite a few times. Never was a bike involved.
And yes...i have had bikers make unsafe moves that have made my heart skip a beat. I have seen cars do that too. At least with a bike you can hear them coming.



Actually, I did see a biker shaving as he rode......using one hand on the handlebars....all over the place.....but then one Darwin award candidate does not a trend make.......in either venue.




DS4DUMMIES -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 5:34:06 AM)

OK...so we start with an over-romanticized poem about bikers that was....let's be honest here...a bit "camp". Talk about the stereotype of the kinght of the open road....geez...lol. I know more than a few pure assholes who ride bikes....and a larger number who drive cars and trucks. NO ONE on the road can point a finger at anyone else. There are times when we ALL drive like fools and angry vigilantes. I have to deal with the morons on the jet-skis, and the sailboats/powerboats who seem to think that I can stop 38,000 tons of tanker on a dime or maneuver around them when they are anchored in the middle of the channel fishing.....

I worked for a time in my youth, as a locomotive engineer (nepotism on the railroad was legendary...) and had a front row seat as people went around crossing gates with bikes, cars, trucks and baby carriages as I bore down on them at 70 MPH.  I did nail a car full of teenagers who decided they could beat me to the crossing, by pulling out from the back of the line of traffic stopped at the crossing and tearing up the clear lane.....well...they didn't. Truth is I hardly even felt the bump when the lead locomotive essentially disassembled the vehicle - and the occupants....in the 3/4 mile it took me to stop.  Any yes we had engineers - as we have Captains and Mates, who see the "rules" as an impediment to their personal agendas.

I have the experience in three of the four major modes of transport....to make this statement.

"It's not just bikers, truckers, car drivers, locomotive engineers, ship Captains, bicyclists, pedestrians with a baby carriage or pilots. - it's everyone ....who needs to think when they are in command of any...ANY vehicle. Assume.....the person next to you on the road or sidewalk is a selfish moron who could get both of you killed...and when they turn out not to be....you'll be pleasantly surprised and happier. "

End of soapbox.

For a copy of today's sermon, log on to www.istherenoonewhocanshutthisguyup.com, and ask for a caopy of "DS4 Sermon # 221-45-13-2008, "Transportation Thoughts".




LaTigresse -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 6:50:33 AM)

I believe the next thread should be about the evils of soccer moms in their mini vans and SUVs.




cjan -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 7:18:42 AM)

I still like to tie ballons to the spokes of my bicycle. It sounds cool and doesn't seem to wake anyone up.





sirsholly -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 8:44:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I believe the next thread should be about the evils of soccer moms in their mini vans and SUVs.


Groan....
that reminds me...gotta load up the SUV for soccer practice tomorrow




parttimehotty -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 8:59:42 AM)

**Never mind***




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: the biker (4/25/2008 1:10:17 PM)

smith we comprehend the op completely differently, and thats ok.  its what makes the world interesting.




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