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RE: Funny Phone messages... - 4/29/2008 11:48:44 PM

bookworm966

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Hello. You have reached *recite your phone number*. This is not the prize winning number for today. If you would like to register for the consolation prize, please leave your name and number.

My 80's year old grandmother would cackle hysterically every time before she left a message.

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RE: Funny Phone messages... - 4/29/2008 11:57:10 PM

GreedyTop

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I adore Alan.. in every role I've seen him in. Somehow, I think he'd be a BLAST to hang out with.. and if that man isnt Dom/top material, I'm a virgin....

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RE: Funny Phone messages... - 4/30/2008 7:51:07 AM

Marysboi

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Hi I'm glad you called, I'm busy making changes in my life, please leave a message and if I don't call you back you could be part of the changes I'm making.

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RE: Funny Phone messages... - 4/30/2008 8:53:31 AM

Marc2b

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"Hello... I’m not home right now... No, wait, that’s not right. To be perfectly honest I probably am home but am waiting to hear who you are before I decide wether or not you’re worth getting out of the easy chair for – Good Luck!"

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RE: Funny Phone messages... - 4/30/2008 9:18:37 AM

GreedyTop

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If whatever you're calling me for is important..and that DOES NOT INCLUDE SALES CALLS, leave a message. If it's something that doesnt require my immediate attention...piss off.

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RE: Funny Phone messages... - 4/30/2008 5:15:00 PM

Saratov

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Hello... If you are selling something or trying to convert me, Hang Up I won't be calling you back. If you are someone I care about leave a message after the tone. If you are anyone else... GET OFF MY PHONE!!!

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RE: Funny Phone messages... - 5/4/2008 9:53:51 PM

LordChainer

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Welcome to the Stupid Voices Recording Archives, we have been expecting you. After the beep, please leave the sample of your voice.

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