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lronitulstahp -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 5:57:59 PM)

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what's the strangest way someone has tried to hustle you or that you tried to hustle; and more importantly, did it work?  

one of my patients father asked me if i'd like to come to his house and see the renovations he made in his son's room...then his intentions became clearer... "one night"...he'd "cook"....do i "like to dance salsa?"..  Sadly, he's actually hot, but "never get your meat where you make your bread",  mother always says...so it didn't work.... 
~crestfallen slut
i know what'll cheer me up!!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFz2WkVAk38




cjan -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 5:58:51 PM)

Cali dun want a bitch, methinks.

*Teabags Cali and mentors her tonsils *

Was it good for you too, hon?




cjan -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 6:03:35 PM)

Tulip ! What did they Doooo to you in Hot'Lanta ? The hustle is sooo, ummm, white, even for me, and I are white !




lronitulstahp -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 6:15:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

Tulip ! What did they Doooo to you in Hot'Lanta ? The hustle is sooo, ummm, white, even for me, and I are white !
Hey...in my family, we hustled. (On the black side before anybody asks LOL)




gypsygrl -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 6:39:24 PM)

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You guys should read "The Game" by Neil Strauss if you want to see what lengths men will go to to bring woman into the bedroom....


Yes!!  When I came accross that stuff, I was like, why does it have to be so hard?  If they'd spend as much time working on themselves as they did working on their game, they'd all be catches.  I've come accross gamers, and they usually have a lot going for them, but jeesh, they're always working an angle or a line or something.  It's like they can't just be themselves and have to have a gimmick for security.

I don't understand it.

Well, actually I do but I'm avoiding some really deep issues right now, so I ain't going there.




shannie -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 6:55:35 PM)

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You guys should read "The Game" by Neil Strauss if you want to see what lengths men will go to to bring woman into the bedroom....
 

How about Kierkegaard's "Diary of a Seducer?" What a privilege (albeit a painful one, too) to be the object of that kind of creative/romantic thought and effort.
 












MadRabbit -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 7:01:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gypsygrl

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You guys should read "The Game" by Neil Strauss if you want to see what lengths men will go to to bring woman into the bedroom....


Yes!!  When I came accross that stuff, I was like, why does it have to be so hard?  If they'd spend as much time working on themselves as they did working on their game, they'd all be catches.  I've come accross gamers, and they usually have a lot going for them, but jeesh, they're always working an angle or a line or something.  It's like they can't just be themselves and have to have a gimmick for security.

I don't understand it.

Well, actually I do but I'm avoiding some really deep issues right now, so I ain't going there.


I think that was the ultimate lesson the book was getting at.

A lot of Neil's success was do to the fact that he simply didn't strive to learn precanned lines and angles, but the self improvements he made to himself. His style of dress, his confidence, his self image and self respect, his health and body figure.
"Style" was an altar ego of his own creation, a person he changed himself into, but still somebody that was based off his own natural personality. It was that and the growth and change of himself that got him the girl of his dreams at the end, not the precanned lines and social tactics.




MadRabbit -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 7:02:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: shannie

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You guys should read "The Game" by Neil Strauss if you want to see what lengths men will go to to bring woman into the bedroom....
 

How about Kierkegaard's "Diary of a Seducer?" What a privilege (albeit a painful one, too) to be the object of that kind of creative/romantic thought and effort. 



I am a big Kierkegaard fan and will have to get around to reading it once my reading list has some room for philosophy in a few months. Thanks for the suggestion. [:D]




abcbsex -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 7:32:05 PM)

a man on a greyhound bus offered to pay me 20 dollars to let him give me an orgasm in the bathroom.

you couldn't pay me 100 dollars to use the bathroom in the back of a greyhound bus, much less get an orgasm from a strange man in one! Needless to say, I asked him to go back to his seat and at the station I hung out with the security guard.




ResidentSadist -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 8:02:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: daddysliloneds
what's the strangest way someone has tried to hustle you or that you tried to hustle; and more importantly, did it work?

Nothing unusual, just the typical stuff.  Sometimes girls will lie about their age, their intentions, their sexual orientation and being submissive to get in bed with you and/or your partner. Once in bed, they will lie about everything else.




CalifChick -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 9:09:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: azropedntied
Cali i wanted to be yer bitch and everything yet your still seeking ..


AZ luv, you know I'm not a twue Domme, I just play one on CM when the mood strikes me.  Sometimes the topping urge overcomes me and I succumb, but I still need a good flogging afterwards to realign my schtuff.

Cali




MySweetSubmssive -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 9:11:57 PM)

Not outrageous, but amusing in it's lameness:

I went to dinner with a guy who said to me at some point during the evening, "I'd like to get to know you ... physically."

I thought, "Baby, I'll send you my dental records."

Mss




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 9:57:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Two dicks, no waiting...


no toms or harry's??? [sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]




I've got your Harry right here, Honey.




madshysoul -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 10:41:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Always workd for me is the following

Before the Hussle one must have the ability to get a girl into his car with the express knowledge that they are going back to his place.

Then

On the ride there: Dire Straits ~ Sultans of Swing, Tunnel of Love, Romeo and Juliet

Once home you need to watch in it's entirity any one of the following: Labryinth, The Dark Crystal, Legend

Lastly a Plate of New York Style Cheese Cake Plain or Strawberry and One fork and a can of whipped cream.

I have never NOT gotten sex. But as it goes NOT ONE of them was a one night stand either. I'm really not a fan of the one night encounters.

Steel.


You had me at Labrynith. *drools* David Bowie's 'package' shots never fail to do it for me. *giggles*

Does need to be cherry Cheesecake though. Strawberry is ucka.




Maya2001 -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 11:17:06 PM)

Was offered a Kangal puppy direct from Turkey

No it did not worked .... I may be a sucker for punishment ..had one puppy in the house along with 3 adult dogs already sure did not want another




GreedyTop -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (4/30/2008 11:58:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MySweetSubmssive

Not outrageous, but amusing in it's lameness:

I went to dinner with a guy who said to me at some point during the evening, "I'd like to get to know you ... physically."

I thought, "Baby, I'll send you my dental records."

Mss


*snort* (don't forget any relevent xrays BODY xrays....)




Dnomyar -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 4:05:02 AM)

Looking at Aileens and Calis pics I can see that they are trying to hustle me. Do you women really think that Im going to fall for that. [sm=noway.gif]




StormsSlave -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 4:33:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Always workd for me is the following

Before the Hussle one must have the ability to get a girl into his car with the express knowledge that they are going back to his place.

Then

On the ride there: Dire Straits ~ Sultans of Swing, Tunnel of Love, Romeo and Juliet

Once home you need to watch in it's entirity any one of the following: Labryinth, The Dark Crystal, Legend

Lastly a Plate of New York Style Cheese Cake Plain or Strawberry and One fork and a can of whipped cream.

I have never NOT gotten sex. But as it goes NOT ONE of them was a one night stand either. I'm really not a fan of the one night encounters.

Steel.


Throw in some chocolate and a bottle of wine, sounds like a winner to me! [sm=dancing.gif]




bipolarber -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 5:20:49 AM)

I think the cutest way of being appraoched was at a play party once. A visiting Domme chatted me up a bit, and "accidentally" dropped her car keys on the floor. "Pick those up for me, would you?" As I started to bend down to pick them up, she said, "lower." Getting down on my hands and knees, she put her heel on the back of my neck, and then asked me if I was free for the rest of the evening....

Well, with a come on like that, how could I refuse? We ended up spending the rest of the weekend in her hotel room. It was one of the nicest short term encounters I've had.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 5:25:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HornyToadsMI

I have one single 21 yo guy on another site who writes me "Interested in some 8" dick tonite?" 

Should have said "Sure, it'll be a nice change from the 9.5" I have every other night. *giggle*

I get propositions a lot at work, i have to ask for phone numbers for the lab for our records, and I cant count the number of itmes it was followed by "Promise to call it, It'll be worth the time" and winked at.
SIGH




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