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Griswold -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 5:59:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daddysliloneds i've had some pretty strange ways of someone trying to hustle me for sex before, but i must say, the weirdest one happened this past weekend... they left a note on my car in front of the laundry room. i have no idea who they are or what they look like, let alone their age... they offered me, because i was an older woman the note said, a no strings attached friends with benefits scenario, promising to be the best fuck of my lifetime and left their name, pager number and e-mail address... it gave me a good laugh, right before it hit the trash can. what's the strangest way someone has tried to hustle you or that you tried to hustle; and more importantly, did it work? Don't throw that shit away....I've always loved you...and frankly...the way you fold shirts... (It gets me every time). Bring me some socks baby...stuffed within themselves. (And wear glasses).

KCherry -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 6:00:34 PM)
I had a stranger come through my checkout when I worked at a department store and ask to marry me.

Prinsexx -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/3/2008 2:38:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold quote: ORIGINAL: daddysliloneds i've had some pretty strange ways of someone trying to hustle me for sex before, but i must say, the weirdest one happened this past weekend... they left a note on my car in front of the laundry room. i have no idea who they are or what they look like, let alone their age... they offered me, because i was an older woman the note said, a no strings attached friends with benefits scenario, promising to be the best fuck of my lifetime and left their name, pager number and e-mail address... it gave me a good laugh, right before it hit the trash can. what's the strangest way someone has tried to hustle you or that you tried to hustle; and more importantly, did it work? Don't throw that shit away....I've always loved you...and frankly...the way you fold shirts... (It gets me every time). Bring me some socks baby...stuffed within themselves. (And wear glasses). oh folding shirts and stuffing socks within themselves brings back memories. I'm sure it hustled me a twelve year marriage.

SirsNe -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/4/2008 10:55:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael I don't want to fuck you, I just want to mentor your mouth a little bit OMG - You just proved my level of submission to me. I am now a quivering heap of wannabe fucked puss (and mouth!). is sitting here mind blown by her reaction to that

eyesopened -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/5/2008 5:01:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HornyToadsMI I have one single 21 yo guy on another site who writes me "Interested in some 8" dick tonite?" Is that like a penis? Only smaller? i'm not attractive enough to have ever had anyone try to hustle me for sex so i have all these cool come-backs just going to waste LOL!

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