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dawntreader -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 5:29:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp i know what'll cheer me up!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFz2WkVAk38 Thanks for the memories![:D] Sometimes it seems like THAT music period of my life never happened!

petdave -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 5:31:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bipolarber Well, with a come on like that, how could I refuse? Whoah. Yeah, that's a nice strategy right there! About the only thing more effective is a tractor beam [sm=abducted.gif]

SteelofUtah -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 6:48:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: StormsSlave Throw in some chocolate and a bottle of wine, sounds like a winner to me! [sm=dancing.gif] Chocolate Covered Strawberries. Sparkling Orange Spritzer (I am a Recovering Alcoholic so I's don't drink no more, I's decided that Jail wasn't as fun as the make it look in the movies......Earnest Goes To Jail left out the Random Beatings that left you in the Infermary) Deal However you will have to clear it with HerLord Maybe do a slave exchange Program I'll send him andi he;ll send me you..... We'll work out the details later. Steel

Leatherist -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 6:54:29 AM)
Offering me a few grand worth of top grade leather might do it. ;)

Thoreauin2008 -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 7:35:53 AM)
Best pick up line that ever worked for me was I told a girl I was seeing that I didn't want things to get too physical because I was just rebounding from a long term, bad relationship. I must stutter or something, because no one has ever tried that hard to get in my pants. Of course I caved, but I meant it until she took her clothes off. [:D] I'd find that whole anecdote a lot more amusing if I could figure out how to repeat it on demand.[:(]

MamaDomme1 -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 7:53:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daddysliloneds what's the strangest way someone has tried to hustle you or that you tried to hustle; and more importantly, did it work? One night-- way back in 1986 when I had only been ProDomming for a couple of years, there was this extremely hot looking gigalo that I had really been wanting to hook up with. I had met him a few times at the clubs where we both frequented but never more than just casual hellos. Finally, after really wanting him something fierce, I went up to him and said "From one Pro to another... let's hook up." I gave him my number and turned and walked out the club door. He followed me to my car, we talked and then I took him home for some of the most amazing sex I've ever had. We repeated it a few times but the memory of that first night will never be overshadowed.

Madame4a -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 8:07:59 AM)
Someone left a business card on the driver's seat of my convertible...it said "I want you" ... LOL there is a rainbow sticker and a leather pride sticker on my car.. so I'm sure they had some clue... it was a female's card... I didn't call...

CalifChick -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/1/2008 8:39:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar Looking at Aileens and Calis pics I can see that they are trying to hustle me. Do you women really think that Im going to fall for that. [sm=noway.gif] Not only will you fall for it, you'll jump off the high dive for it. You know you will. Cali

heartcream -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 3:30:53 AM)
lronitulstahp, I couldnt open your link but how about this one? Pretty cool what a bunch of boys in orange can do huh? There is also one of them doing the Hustle amongst other cool dances. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYp2Aloz-uE&NR=1

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 8:13:23 AM)
i was reviewing a band about 2yrs ago and the lead singer sent their roadie to butter me up before, during and after their set. he had him keep sending me drinks (and i don't drink so it was only soda or water). then when the show was over, the lead asked me if i would like see inside the tour bus for a private one on one interview. i did see inside the bus but that's as far as it went. oh he was charming but not charming enough to get inside my panties. the band did get a good review from me however i told he would have to work on his seduction techniques.

Prinsexx -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 8:22:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Always workd for me is the following Before the Hussle one must have the ability to get a girl into his car with the express knowledge that they are going back to his place. Then On the ride there: Dire Straits ~ Sultans of Swing, Tunnel of Love, Romeo and Juliet Once home you need to watch in it's entirity any one of the following: Labryinth, The Dark Crystal, Legend Lastly a Plate of New York Style Cheese Cake Plain or Strawberry and One fork and a can of whipped cream. I have never NOT gotten sex. But as it goes NOT ONE of them was a one night stand either. I'm really not a fan of the one night encounters. Steel. You crack me up man..........how much damage can one man do with one FORK and single cream?????? Mind you I would have bust my way out of the car at the first four bars of Dire Straits.....

GreedyTop -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 8:28:17 AM)
you're a hard sell, Prinnie..LOL

SteelofUtah -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 8:56:44 AM)
Prin to get you I would have played THIS and I would eat the cheese cake off you...... with a fork. Enjoy. Steel Who Happens to be a HUGE Tom Jones Fan

GreedyTop -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 9:36:37 AM)
puddles btw: Steel.. you should talk with Asherdelampyr. He's in SLC (I think/...somewhere in UT). Way cool..I think you two would hit it off.. youre both evil :)

Prinsexx -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 3:29:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daddysliloneds i've had some pretty strange ways of someone trying to hustle me for sex before, but i must say, the weirdest one happened this past weekend... they left a note on my car in front of the laundry room. i have no idea who they are or what they look like, let alone their age... they offered me, because i was an older woman the note said, a no strings attached friends with benefits scenario, promising to be the best fuck of my lifetime and left their name, pager number and e-mail address... it gave me a good laugh, right before it hit the trash can. what's the strangest way someone has tried to hustle you or that you tried to hustle; and more importantly, did it work? The strangest way I ever tried to hustle was to pretend I was vanilla. It never really worked out. [:D]

HornyToadsMI -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 3:38:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx You crack me up man..........how much damage can one man do with one FORK and single cream?????? Mind you I would have bust my way out of the car at the first four bars of Dire Straits..... Sometimes all it takes is one fork.......:)

Prinsexx -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 3:53:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Prin to get you I would have played THIS and I would eat the cheese cake off you...... with a fork. Enjoy. Steel Who Happens to be a HUGE Tom Jones Fan omfg I watched the ENTIRE vid from beginning to end......I'm HOT and for a man who can thrust his hips like THAT I'm throwing my knickers at the screen as we speak...forget the cheesecake there just isn't time........

Prinsexx -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 3:55:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HornyToadsMI quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx You crack me up man..........how much damage can one man do with one FORK and single cream?????? Mind you I would have bust my way out of the car at the first four bars of Dire Straits..... Sometimes all it takes is one fork.......:) I'm the original did you say a fuck on the table? waitress...now that's always worth a hustle.

PanthersMom -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 4:40:47 PM)
now i see what my mother saw in tom jones all those years ago. and i thought mom was a prude. PM

Missokyst -> RE: strangest way of hustling you (5/2/2008 4:51:04 PM)
On my way back to the facilities at a local bar/dance place I was stopped by a very nice looking guy. He looked nice, but with wicked looking eyes and a tilted smile. He stood in my path and said "Would you mind if I kissed you?" I was a little taken aback but this was the first time a stranger ever came right out and asked me that, so I said no, not at all. I thought it would be a nice chaste on the cheek type kiss. I was prepared for a quick kiss on the lips. I did not expect the kiss which was delivered. WOW. I still think of that guy. He leaned me back, held me securely in his arms, and gave me a kiss which made me curl my toes. I felt like my life was being sucked into him. It made me disoriented and confused... and willing. LOL if he had pursued it further who knows what might have happened. But my friend interrupted and hustled me into the bathroom. By the time we got our turns at the stalls and back out the door he had gone. The direct comeon still confuses me. Kyst

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