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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 6:39:40 PM   
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So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not  be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?


First thing that came to mind... its a definate punishment kink to have your nose rubbed in it... now isnt it?
Fox is on my furniture rather regularly, and as long as he refrains from chewing up the decorative pillows, I dont see a reason to change than. AS for the toilet... Id prefer they use that, I dont have a front yard to walk them in, and I am certainly NOT cleaning out a litter box!

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 7:01:11 PM   
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So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not  be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?


Well, what I have MY slaves do, is, go outside. The one that needs to "go" has to climb a tree, and the other slave holds a bucket underneath.

Ready..... aim...... so on.





OOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

~gasping for air~

Somebody bring the bucket before I pee my pants.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 7:04:37 PM   
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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 7:05:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Dddylilgrl

So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not  be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?


Well, what I have MY slaves do, is, go outside. The one that needs to "go" has to climb a tree, and the other slave holds a bucket underneath.

Ready..... aim...... so on.





OOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

~gasping for air~

Somebody bring the bucket before I pee my pants.


Okay, get up in the tree..... now, who's gonna hold the bucket?

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 7:46:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Dddylilgrl

So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not  be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?


Well, what I have MY slaves do, is, go outside. The one that needs to "go" has to climb a tree, and the other slave holds a bucket underneath.

Ready..... aim...... so on.





OOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

~gasping for air~

Somebody bring the bucket before I pee my pants.


Okay, get up in the tree..... now, who's gonna hold the bucket?


*hands Level a bucket*


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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 7:56:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		No Dogs on the furniture!  Unless of course they are serving as personal pillows. 

But no making 'messes' on the floor either.


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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 8:44:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Now that all depends on WHERE outside you pooped and pee'd. front lawn, yeah you'll get into trouble, but if you did it in a private back yard I doubt you'd get arrested.

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In other words, she's trying to get the slave arrested and convicted of indecent exposure so the slave has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his/her life  Either they're both nuts or this whole thing is a joke.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 8:53:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Usako. . . Unless someone actually WANTS to be treated like a human dog, I find the idea insane.


lets see . . my dogs . . don't work, spend their days playing in the garden with their toys, sleeping in the cabanas, snacking on treats . . . every evening they play on the bed with Mistress . . . and take long naps . . .get massages (ok, belly rubs) . . . can i be a human dog pleeeease???


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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 9:02:31 PM   
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Now that all depends on WHERE outside you pooped and pee'd. front lawn, yeah you'll get into trouble, but if you did it in a private back yard I doubt you'd get arrested.

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In other words, she's trying to get the slave arrested and convicted of indecent exposure so the slave has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his/her life  Either they're both nuts or this whole thing is a joke.



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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 6:25:56 AM   
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can i be a human dog pleeeease???

Why do you think pup likes it so much? <s>


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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 6:46:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Stormgrl has the correct idea.  It's not that bad being a human dog.  Besides, there are all different kinds... just like with the four legged variety.  There are Sport Dogs, Lap Dogs, Guard Dogs, Working Dogs... all kinds.  They are always happy to see Mistress.  They adore her unconditionally.  They try hard to please her.  They gratefully receive rewards and painstakingly endure corrections, but that light in their eyes never fades. 

Dogs will always win out over CATS!  *bleck*


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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 6:49:03 AM   
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Dogs will always win out over CATS!  *bleck*


Yes it would be awfully hard for me to get a "seeing eye cat"


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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 8:28:27 AM   
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One or more of them ought to be right .....

                             




But by the time one's finished reading the whole ghastly thing, largely it's just  



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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 9:09:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ok, to get back on topic, imo, neither slaves, subs, house guests, children nor anygoddamnbody should be allowed to shit on the furniture, fer chrissakes.
As far as "using the toilet" is concerned, it depends on what fer. Be specific, guttdammit !


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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 10:29:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Nobody said the slave would be shitting on the furniture, ( ok so a few joked about it, but nobody was serious* now perhaps you ment sit? I don't know. And on a second note not using the toilet don't mean you're gonna be shitting on couches and floors an rugs, Ever heard of squatting in the back yard, or doing it in a bucket? Or a litter box. if you illiminate the toilet, that does not only leave furniture to shit on.

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Ok, to get back on topic, imo, neither slaves, subs, house guests, children nor anygoddamnbody should be allowed to shit on the furniture, fer chrissakes.
As far as "using the toilet" is concerned, it depends on what fer. Be specific, guttdammit !



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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 10:49:19 AM   
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Ok, to get back on topic, imo, neither slaves, subs, house guests, children nor anygoddamnbody should be allowed to shit on the furniture, fer chrissakes.
As far as "using the toilet" is concerned, it depends on what fer. Be specific, guttdammit !



*snicker*

but what if the funriture in question is one of those plastic wrapped sofas?


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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 11:02:08 AM   
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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 11:06:07 AM   
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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 11:08:24 AM   
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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 11:10:23 AM   
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Mphhhh gghhhh mffff.

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