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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 11:11:16 AM

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Hhhhh hhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 12:41:04 PM

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Nobody said the slave would be shitting on the furniture, ( ok so a few joked about it, but nobody was serious* now perhaps you ment sit? I don't know. And on a second note not using the toilet don't mean you're gonna be shitting on couches and floors an rugs, Ever heard of squatting in the back yard, or doing it in a bucket? Or a litter box. if you illiminate the toilet, that does not only leave furniture to shit on.

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Ok, to get back on topic, imo, neither slaves, subs, house guests, children nor anygoddamnbody should be allowed to shit on the furniture, fer chrissakes.
As far as "using the toilet" is concerned, it depends on what fer. Be specific, guttdammit !

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 1:26:18 PM

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Ok, to get back on topic, imo, neither slaves, subs, house guests, children nor anygoddamnbody should be allowed to shit on the furniture, fer chrissakes.
As far as "using the toilet" is concerned, it depends on what fer. Be specific, guttdammit !

damnit...snorting HOT coffee through ones nose causes one a great deal of agony....

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/3/2008 1:29:04 PM

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"Another sharp crayon"

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on furniture and us... - 5/3/2008 1:33:51 PM

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Not at the same time.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on furniture and us... - 5/3/2008 1:36:36 PM

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Why not..?

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Not at the same time.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on furniture and us... - 5/3/2008 1:40:03 PM

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Indeed, why not? As long as there's plenty of bleach around...

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/5/2008 11:42:35 AM

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lets see . . my dogs . . don't work, spend their days playing in the garden with their toys, sleeping in the cabanas, snacking on treats . . . every evening they play on the bed with Mistress . . . and take long naps . . .get massages (ok, belly rubs) . . . can i be a human dog pleeeease???

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creative plumbing! (was: Should Slaves be allowed ...) - 5/5/2008 12:01:20 PM

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How about an outside drain, with a (doggy-nose operated) pressure hose above it? Clean drain, clean dog!

Depending where your sewer drains go, you might be able to buy a mini toilet and recess it into the ground or the garage floor, and then you'd also have something that flushes properly. Or build it indoors, over a garage drain, and build a kind of ramp leading up over it.
Then get a flat-pack wooden dog kennel, set it up over the "feature" so that nobody has to see anything nasty happening, and you're sorted! A kennel with built-in toilet facilities! Ideal for long-term stays!

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/7/2008 2:16:40 PM

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it depends whatever is in the slave contract....but personally slaves should not be allowed on furniture but i do allow a slave to use the toilet to shit but never to piss --she must squat and use the bathtub or go outside and squat and then piss

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/7/2008 2:17:55 PM

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it depends whatever is in the slave contract....but personally slaves should not be allowed on furniture but i do allow a slave to use the toilet to shit but never to piss --she must squat and use the bathtub or go outside and squat and then piss

You went back 5 months for this?

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/7/2008 2:21:58 PM

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So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/7/2008 3:02:41 PM

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Maybe real slaves don't use toilet paper either...
They just drag the crack of their ass through the grass like a dog.
I bet that has to be a sight.
Waking up in the morning, got your coffee, strolling outside in your robe to get the morning paper, and behold...
A naked man in a slave collar dragging his ass through your neighbor's lawn...

Here's a further scenario:
Suppose the ass dragging sub runs over a week old dog turd which slides up their crack? Who you gonna call 'Ass Busters?'

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/7/2008 3:10:14 PM

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LMAO! Thanks Axe, for the visual!

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/7/2008 3:13:48 PM

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You're welcome, but it's not as funny as the mime version.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/7/2008 3:18:04 PM

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Now go up and read the party game going on in General BDSM. Perhaps they could tie in together?

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/8/2008 7:31:32 AM

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and which part of Chicago do you live so i can report your slave to the police dept for indecent exposure?

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/8/2008 8:43:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Maybe real slaves don't use toilet paper either...
They just drag the crack of their ass through the grass like a dog.
I bet that has to be a sight.
Waking up in the morning, got your coffee, strolling outside in your robe to get the morning paper, and behold...
A naked man in a slave collar dragging his ass through your neighbor's lawn...

Here's a further scenario:
Suppose the ass dragging sub runs over a week old dog turd which slides up their crack? Who you gonna call 'Ass Busters?'

LMAO!!!
Guess what I'm going to be thinking of when I'm in class today looking at slides of intestinal epithelium?

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........ it's not as funny as the mime version.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/8/2008 1:11:46 PM

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The only good slave is a house trained slave and till they are then a large litter tray and a regular "slop out" for them, by them, till they get the hang of it.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 10/12/2008 10:58:42 PM

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Well this Mistress thinks that there slave should go out side in the front lawn with no fence or any thing; it snows all the time where she lives to. This is insane I think.

Maybe she wants you to fertilise her flowers?

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