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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 3:48:38 AM

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No one, and I mean NO ONE, is lifting their leg on my furniture.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 4:04:54 AM

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So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?

Well, what I have MY slaves do, is, go outside. The one that needs to "go" has to climb a tree, and the other slave holds a bucket underneath.

Ready..... aim...... so on.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 4:06:46 AM

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So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?

Well, what I have MY slaves do, is, go outside. The one that needs to "go" has to climb a tree, and the other slave holds a bucket underneath.

Ready..... aim...... so on.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 4:09:27 AM

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So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?

I think you should shit in her shoes, just like (warning: 60s reference) Fat Freddy's Cat.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 4:22:02 AM

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So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?

Was she serious? I think it's ridiculous for her to think a slave shouldn't be able to use the toilet. Hello... well, I guess if she wants to clean up the mess... then go for it. We're talking about human beings.... (aren't we?) humans use the toilet, i'm just sayin.

As far as not sitting on furniture... I would have to ask her why? What's her reasoning for this. As a punishment, yea I can see that, but that's about it.

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Many Owners consider their slaves to be less than human, and many slaves accept that and also accept they should not be permitted the privileges their Superiors enjoy.

This can be accomplished perfectly hygienically using a 5 gallon bucket with a lid from Home Depot. Inexpensive additives can be purchased from marine or aircraft supply stores that eliminate odor (the "blue water" you see in airplane lavatories).

The slave will empty the bucket periodically into the toilet (once a week or so) but then must scrub the bathroom and the bucket spotlessly.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 4:46:02 AM

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Whatever. A slave is an extension of the master. It is silly to hold that one's but can shit on the toilet, but that one's hand cannot.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 5:06:11 AM

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Whatever. A slave is an extension of the master. It is silly to hold that one's but can shit on the toilet, but that one's hand cannot.

OOOOOOOOOkay. Let me ask then, is it more or less silly than leading someone around on a dog leash? Handcuffing someone and spanking them with a hairbrush? Making someone call you Master?

I'm just wondering. Can you rate these for me on the sillyness scale?

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 5:10:14 AM

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Whatever works for them.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 6:31:22 AM

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This can be accomplished perfectly hygienically using a 5 gallon bucket with a lid from Home Depot. Inexpensive additives can be purchased from marine or aircraft supply stores that eliminate odor (the "blue water" you see in airplane lavatories).

The slave will empty the bucket periodically into the toilet (once a week or so) but then must scrub the bathroom and the bucket spotlessly.

I would not consider leaving a bucket of poo lying around for a week "hygienic"....I don't care what you add to it.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 6:51:16 AM

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gotta agree with you, mist... hell, the cat boxes don't get left untended that long around here....

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 7:51:30 AM

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~ Fast Reply ~

Next time somebody posts a thread "Why are you on CM?" I'm going to link to this thread.

From the OP's "What do I do...?" regarding on on-line 'Mistress' to the replies from many who's experience with BDSM is pinching their own nipples, while one handed web-surfing, trying to keep the noise down so as not to wake up their sleeping 'vanilla' spouse who, of course, doesn't understand them and/or their 'needs'.

Well, maybe the OP is in need of humiliation - mission accomplished! Why else ask the question? I mean, you are in contact with the person making the requirement; what's the thought process after that? Let's see - log off the chat, log onto CM, and ask strangers why and how? Better to ask strangers with 'experience' than the person you plan on 'serving'? What is the next step; going back to the 'mistress' and relating these responses? The expectation being that this "cruel Mistress" reconsider?

But even better are the expert responses. "Silly", can't be done, disgusting; with some good appropriate mocking and humor. You know, if you go back and consider the responses for everything from water-sports, no-limits/no expectation slavery, predicament bondage, breath play, single tail, 'unprotected sex', or even oral sex and nudity - you'll see similar replies. Put them all together and you have the 'one true way' best described as vanilla missionary sex in the dark!

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 7:54:42 AM

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well i had a serious reply, but after Mercnbeth........

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 8:42:25 AM

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Ah yes, now that the MercMaster has spoken and, in the process, managed to pass judgement on all the folks who have dared to share their opinions, advice or a chuckle or two, the thread might as well be closed. Hell, why not close them all and just consult the great and powerful MercMaster behind the curtain ? Tremble all ye who dare to disagree with the Great Oz!

I wonder... what must one consume to nourish such an overblown ego ?

I thought the "Gladiator" was a ridiculous movie, btw. And that Russell Crowe ws much more believable in the role of desk clerk phone bashing egomaniac than the fictional, ridiculus Maximus.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 8:47:11 AM

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So I have been talking with a Mistress and she is really cruel, she thinks that slaves should not be allowed to use the toilet or sit on furniture. What do you think and what is your reasoning?

well, since i don't have access to a port-a-john or outhouse in my backyard, so i'll have to use the toliet ...and it would be hard on my knees kneeling while typing reviews or editing photos - so i would have to sit in my chair.

what i think about this Mistress - that she's off her flippin' rocker

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 8:47:20 AM

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but he sure as hell looked good in that outfit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 9:23:18 AM

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i was told this house had a Master bathroom and a guest bathroom and since i wasn't eather of those i was given a bowl with lid and its in the utility room. being naked at home i also cannot sit, just a couple extra forms of humilation.

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 9:42:48 AM

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whatever works for you, kiddo

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 9:52:30 AM

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A slave, should be allowed what ever she or he neogiates in her contract before she or he commits to serve. If one does not list every possibility, or a clause that says a chance to revisit the contract after new experiences or pushed limits. Then they sadly are in their own crick in a boat with out a paddle. Slavery while not my cup of tea is taken to levels that the Master or Mistress wishes. The slave can agree or not agree. But if they signed an agreement that says that this is okay with them. They have two choices, Obey, or break their contract and leave.

It doesnt matter if the thought of this treatment to another human makes me want to totally and completely kidnapp the said mistress and force her to do what shes doing to others. If the girl or boy agreed. Then while its not my kink, or something I would ever engage in, and something that will be added to my list of limits After this post. Its their right to engage what they wish. I live in a very public area, but there are several times a day when this would be possible with little risk of exposure.

As for use of a toilet anywhere but the toilet. Ill say this. If for some insane reason I would agree to this. My owner as my Owner has the right and responbility to clean up after its pet. You dont ask a cat to clean up its own litter box, you dont ask a dog to scoop its own poop. You dehumanize your slave, to the point where they is no longer human, you take care of those such responbilitys. Or do not keep them in dehumanized state all the time.

-Kitten who might wear cat ears, growl like a dog, and squeak like a mouse, but is always human and loves to use her personal litter box (the shiney white toilet bowl)

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 9:56:28 AM

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Ah yes, now that the MercMaster has spoken and, in the process, managed to pass judgement on all the folks who have dared to share their opinions, advice or a chuckle or two, the thread might as well be closed. Hell, why not close them all and just consult the great and powerful MercMaster behind the curtain ? Tremble all ye who dare to disagree with the Great Oz!

I wonder... what must one consume to nourish such an overblown ego ?

I thought the "Gladiator" was a ridiculous movie, btw. And that Russell Crowe ws much more believable in the role of desk clerk phone bashing egomaniac than the fictional, ridiculus Maximus.

Quit trying on the political threads huh?

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RE: Should Slaves be allowed to sit on funriture and us... - 5/2/2008 9:58:46 AM

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Ermmm, I think you already said that ,dude. Your "needle" seems to be stuck, stuck, stuck...

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