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Maya2001 -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 10:40:39 AM)

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they want they seem to be usein ghtis site for sex, or for excitement for there own pleasure maybe i am wrong


Do you think it is all about actions  and that no pleasure is supposed to be derived from doing  or that only Doms are supposed to experience pleasure????

There would not being any hold for me to stay involved if I was not getting pleasure from my experiences








MistressOfGa -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 10:44:26 AM)

FR~~
<Puts on her school teacher skirt, with the slit up the side>

OK class, today is the day we y'all will learn about what it is in life you should be doing. What you may ask, well.. You must go forth, create an ID on collarme.com and proceed to start being good examples to those who are hebetudinous. Yes, and while you are there, you must also be willing to train those same people, so that they can become better Dominants and submissives. Paid? Oh no, you do this for free. You also can not advertise for sex. Sex is the devil that will destroy you, contrary to popular belief sex really is dirty. What? You like it dirty? Shhh..you must not let that be known on collarme.com, it will damage the image that you have the same likes and dislikes as everyone else in the bdsm world.
Thank you for your attendance at the Stepford Dom's School Of Perfection. You may be excused.

Teacher MoGa

This should kill the thread. I seem to be doing that a lot lately <s>




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 10:48:03 AM)

i am here specifically for threads like this that make me and everyone else

LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!!!!  [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=dancing.gif][sm=dancing.gif]






Dnomyar -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 11:00:55 AM)

Looks at fareys ass. Now what the hell are you going to do.




RavenMuse -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 11:24:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: pinkwind
Tell me, what brought this little rant on in the first place?



Even money ... he was turned down for a blow job!




CalifChick -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 11:26:01 AM)

Am I the only one who looked up hebetudinous?  Okay, for all you lazy gits out there, it means "with lethargy, dullness".  Kind of ironic, no?

Cali




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 11:26:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Looks at fareys ass. Now what the hell are you going to do.


FART

oops.





Prinsexx -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 11:33:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

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ORIGINAL: riffmaker

lifestyle peopel on here dont really know what they want



U thought I knew what I wanted when I was 18.....I am glad I didn't as disvovery is better.
But y'a know? sometimes I still think i want to get laid!????maybe it's all in my head and just an illusion wtf???



c/mere, Prin... *evil grin*  I gots TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooooooh gooody another female timewaster.....nothing better than a woman who wastes me with TOYS!!!!!!![sm=cheering.gif]





Poetryinpain -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 11:35:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Am I the only one who looked up hebetudinous?  Okay, for all you lazy gits out there, it means "with lethargy, dullness".  Kind of ironic, no?

Cali


Darn it, Cali, I was headed for the dictionary, but you beat me to it.

And MoGa, all right, you win. You have a bigger vocabulary than I.

pip, retiring, whimpering to her corner




CalifChick -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 11:50:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Poetryinpain
pip, retiring, whimpering to her corner


Get a move on girl!  You're strolling over to the corner so hebetudinously!

Cali
(I has a new word now)




MistressOfGa -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 12:02:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Poetryinpain
pip, retiring, whimpering to her corner


Get a move on girl!  You're strolling over to the corner so hebetudinously!

Cali
(I has a new word now)


lol! Actually Cali, I have a thing that I do every day, I learn a new word. Unlike Joey on "Friends" my toilet paper does not supply a word of the day lol I look it up in the morning, and use it at least once in the day.

I know, I'm a geek lol

MoGa




CalifChick -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 12:04:10 PM)

We love ya MoGa!  I thought of the toilet paper thing also!

Cali




MistressOfGa -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 12:09:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

We love ya MoGa!  I thought of the toilet paper thing also!

Cali


Awww Cali, I am suddenly crushin' on you!! I'm so sleezy...I mean...easy... lmao




OldBastardly1 -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 12:15:35 PM)

I try to remember to do that as well, at  Dictionary.com . But sometimes I forget. Sometimes I have to look at my driver's license to remember where I live.




MistressOfGa -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 12:28:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

I try to remember to do that as well, at  Dictionary.com . But sometimes I forget. Sometimes I have to look at my driver's license to remember where I live.


Shhhh..don't tell onlinesub1 that lol more fuel for his freakin' fire.

Dictionary.com is where I go too :)




Poetryinpain -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 2:15:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Poetryinpain
pip, retiring, whimpering to her corner


Get a move on girl!  You're strolling over to the corner so hebetudinously!

Cali
(I has a new word now)


Cali, it must be uphill - harder to get the wheelchair up there. Gravity is fine when it's on your side; when it works against you, you might appear hebetudinous. Downhill, OTOH ... well, the only antonyms I could find are so quotidian.

pip, sorry - hijacking the thread for a word contest.




CalifChick -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 2:23:23 PM)

LOL pip!  Downhill would be.... whoosh....  speedy.

Cali




LadyHibiscus -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 3:16:11 PM)

ewwww MILK!!  how about some nice iced tea for my cake, Ray?




SailingBum -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 3:26:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Better myself???

Hell Im only here for my own entertainment :P



ToFuckingChe  Reading the posts on here is more fun than working in a mental ward in prison.  There are some real nut jobs out there.

OP you act as tho casual sex is a bad thing???  Of course I use this site for "my pleasure"!!!  Do you expect me to use this site for say "your pleasure".  Go figure.

BadOne




stella41b -> RE: time wasters (5/2/2008 4:07:37 PM)

Welcome..

I understand.. I come here because Collarme is a BDSM site - Bullshitters, Dysfunctionals, Schizophrenics and Mad People.. God told me to come here, in fact I come here all the time so God can speak to me. God tells me about everything here on Collarme and last week sent me a message telling me that I'm actually Jesus Christ. I know I should have updated my profile by now, but I can't find that book with all the long words in it.. no not the Bible (please be quiet Lord, I'm trying to write a posting on Collarme).. you know dick-something. I've met lots of interesting people here, people I thought I would never see.. John Lennon, Elvis Presley, there's a funny man called Lenny Bruce, this foreign man who always seems to have a headache, I think he's Russian because he's called Trotsky.. and Johnny.

I met Johnny three months ago on Collarme, he's here tight now and he's the best imaginary friend anyone could wish for.

I like Collarme also because of the chatrooms. I spend a lot of time in chatrooms.. on my own, talking to myself. Sometimes God logs in and talks to me too.

And then there's.... Oh dear, I'm so sorry.. I have to come back and post another time. I'm not using my own computer you see, but the one in the office in this place where they're keeping me (they won't tell me why) and I've sneaked in and used the computer these nurses work on. They're coming towards this office with my psychiatrist and another doctor and they've got one of those gowns where the sleeves are too long and I think they're going to be putting me in this room where the walls are very soft and...




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