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Owner59 -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 7:46:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Alumbrado

Ever notice how many pictures of trees have the sky in them?


Ever notice that cucumbers make the best pickles ?......




Leatherist -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 7:48:01 PM)

Uh huh....What?




cjan -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 7:50:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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how did we go from Jesus to puddled panties ?


"Puddled panties" was Jesus' secret nickname for Mary Magdalene.


You're going straight to hell, of course, the express lane for you, no waiting. See ya there.




Level -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 7:52:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

This is serious business. No laughing! ~shouting from up the tree~


Are you STILL up there??




Level -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 7:54:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Simpleslave101

Quick Sand Jesus I am so faaar away without you....ooooooh oh ohhhhh....I love Skid Row


Killer tune, great album: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iosBsmVizOs




batshalom -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:08:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

Has anyone else noticed the irony of the OP's chosen handle?


Omg (garsh, I mean). You don't think it might be them/H/him on a BDSM site. do ya ? Well. H/he liked to hang out with the whores , pimps and sinnesrs, sooo, I guess, anything is putzible. But, we were here to witness the blessed event. I feel like a Shepard on Xmas ewe. Aaaaaooooo...


Has anyone else noticed the comedic perfection of that typo?

(Does she have tinsel in her wool?)




dcnovice -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:09:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: cjan

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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how did we go from Jesus to puddled panties ?


"Puddled panties" was Jesus' secret nickname for Mary Magdalene.


You're going straight to hell, of course, the express lane for you, no waiting. See ya there.


The only mystery to my landing in the flames will be which of the myriad reasons God chooses.




GreedyTop -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:15:46 PM)

LMAO!!  I hadn't caught that..and had to re-read it a couple of times before I did!! Priceless!!




TheHeretic -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:17:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

You darn hijackers 



        No, really, it's completely ok.  You see, the OP said something very unpopular....




cjan -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:21:09 PM)

Thanks for the credit. It wasn't a typo.

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Has anyone else noticed the comedic perfection of that typo?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exDo2SMdB-0





GreedyTop -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:23:10 PM)

I don't know that unpopular is so much the case, as it was just kinda ..... WTF? Interesting post, in a way..but what was the POINT?  the OP just kinda left it.. no opinion stated.. I feel like I'm waiting for a punchline...LOL




Level -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:24:23 PM)

Aww, it's  just another of those fake ass OPs that pop up like zits. At least they can be entertaining.




mnottertail -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:28:20 PM)

She is dancing away from you now;
(lightning strikes; maybe once; maybe twice);
you see your gypsy;

Mel Torme.





domahpet -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:30:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeterJon
The Jesus myth is said to have happened around 2000 years ago. However like most myths people have conveniently forgotten that the story is far older than 2000 years old. The story of Jesus is a rip off of the earlier pagan sun worshiping myths. In which the sun was said to have been born during the winter solstice (23-25 December).The sun would then travel around the cross of the zodiac only to die and be reborn every year. The Sun Cross is at least 4000 years old. The Celtic Cross is also far older than the Jesus Story. Followers of the early sun cults would worship the SUN each week on a Sunday. You may find it interesting to google the word Jesus and look on the google images tab.Notice how nearly ever image of Jesus has the Sun in the picture. 70% of Americans believe in Jesus.


this could have been an amazing discussion
*sigh*
oh well




mnottertail -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:35:53 PM)

moonday
tyrsday
wodensday
thorsday
frieyasday
washing day
and the rulers of the world took a rest

amazing thread it is, for ignorance.

saturs day




dcnovice -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:42:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domahpet

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeterJon
The Jesus myth is said to have happened around 2000 years ago. However like most myths people have conveniently forgotten that the story is far older than 2000 years old. The story of Jesus is a rip off of the earlier pagan sun worshiping myths. In which the sun was said to have been born during the winter solstice (23-25 December).The sun would then travel around the cross of the zodiac only to die and be reborn every year. The Sun Cross is at least 4000 years old. The Celtic Cross is also far older than the Jesus Story. Followers of the early sun cults would worship the SUN each week on a Sunday. You may find it interesting to google the word Jesus and look on the google images tab.Notice how nearly ever image of Jesus has the Sun in the picture. 70% of Americans believe in Jesus.


this could have been an amazing discussion
*sigh*
oh well

Care to get us restarted? What about the OP caught your interest?




Level -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/2/2008 8:43:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domahpet

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeterJon
The Jesus myth is said to have happened around 2000 years ago. However like most myths people have conveniently forgotten that the story is far older than 2000 years old. The story of Jesus is a rip off of the earlier pagan sun worshiping myths. In which the sun was said to have been born during the winter solstice (23-25 December).The sun would then travel around the cross of the zodiac only to die and be reborn every year. The Sun Cross is at least 4000 years old. The Celtic Cross is also far older than the Jesus Story. Followers of the early sun cults would worship the SUN each week on a Sunday. You may find it interesting to google the word Jesus and look on the google images tab.Notice how nearly ever image of Jesus has the Sun in the picture. 70% of Americans believe in Jesus.


this could have been an amazing discussion
*sigh*
oh well


It's nevah too late!




batshalom -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/3/2008 4:51:54 AM)

True, true! It might become a little more unruly and therefore harder to put back on track, but it's never too late! I'm game if you want to start!




adoracat -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/3/2008 5:10:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

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ORIGINAL: Sanity

Why, of course you are special, christine - just like everybody else. 


aww thanks, i knew i was speshul for just more than my love of pork rinds!


OOOOoooooo.  [sm=yourock.gif]

kitten, who is not christian, but is fine with folks who are...especially if they come bearing pork rinds!




adoracat -> RE: The Jesus Myth (5/3/2008 5:12:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Owner59

quote:

ORIGINAL: Alumbrado

Ever notice how many pictures of trees have the sky in them?


Ever notice that cucumbers make the best pickles ?......


then again, there's pickled watermellon, pickled peppers, and my favorite, pickled ginger.  [:D]

kitten




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