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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:02:17 PM

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i thought of mentioning the signature...but wasn't sure if i'd be writing in the sand close to the shore...
i knew a guy who would quote that Conan line...he was a sick puppy overall...makes me wonder.....

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:15:45 PM

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I'm keeping them all to myself.

Definitely in with the goats on the big day.

Huh... an inkling of extrapolation wouldn't go amiss (I'm dumb).

You're in with the goats, lass; accept it.

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:23:36 PM

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Conan?!!! Do you think cjan is a Gorer in stealth

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:26:11 PM

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i should do a taste taste. First i will try spunk from a gorean...ummm... Bull and Leonidis come to mind...then i'll try cjan, and after the folgers secret switch, i'll get back to you. Anything for science....

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:27:19 PM

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And what about Jay Leno, and that suspicious chin? I pity the tarn that has to tote that around.

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:30:28 PM

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Fantastic alliterative job there, Level :-) .

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:32:56 PM

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i should do a taste taste. First i will try spunk from a gorean...ummm... Bull and Leonidis come to mind...then i'll try cjan, and after the folgers secret switch, i'll get back to you. Anything for science....

Listen to this one here......'thinks she's milkin' cows or something.....

High time you read the "on your knees, bitch" thread....

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:35:20 PM

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Well, fine! And just when i was about to do my British vs. American taste test.....{{crosses NG off British donors list}}
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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:36:23 PM

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crosses NG off British donors list

I am the fuckin' list.

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:36:30 PM

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First goats, then cows... you're in agricultural mode, Genty

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:39:32 PM

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:42:11 PM

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Stop fuckin' around with the lube, and make me a cup of tea.

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 1:45:11 PM

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 2:00:02 PM

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Wasn’t Jesus born in October?
Wasn’t Yahoshua (Yeshua) renamed to Jesus by the Greeks about 400 years after he died?
Didn’t both Christmas and Easter get adapted by the church?
Wasn’t Christianity polytheistic until King James hired a score of priests to rewrite the bible so it was monotheistic?
Wasn’t Christianity closely adapted from the Egyptians who followed Isus and the figure of Isus can still be found in most Christian architecture?
Isn’t Christianity’s strongest selling point of an “afterlife” which is a taken from the Egytians?
Isn’t pagan sun worship adapted from the Egyptians who followed Ra?
Didn’t all modern religion spring from the Sumerian Gods and religions?…etc

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 2:17:45 PM

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I feel is the appropriate time to mention I'm planning on taking you hostage, storing you in my attic, and letting you out for air and services on the 4th July.....

Fair enough?

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 2:21:14 PM

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~American slut

I feel is the appropriate time to mention I'm planning on taking you hostage, storing you in my attic, and letting you out for air and services on the 4th July.....

Fair enough?

In the true spirit of the thread..."THANK YOU JESUS!!!! my prayers have been answered!!!!

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 2:27:15 PM

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

in keeping with the thread :)

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 2:35:50 PM

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aww lovely thanks GT....i wonder if NG has access to youtube up in the attic

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 2:46:55 PM

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The Jesus myth is said to have happened around 2000 years ago. However like most myths people have conveniently forgotten that the story is far older than 2000 years old. The story of Jesus is a rip off of the earlier pagan sun worshiping myths. In which the sun was said to have been born during the winter solstice (23-25 December).The sun would then travel around the cross of the zodiac only to die and be reborn every year. The Sun Cross is at least 4000 years old. The Celtic Cross is also far older than the Jesus Story. Followers of the early sun cults would worship the SUN each week on a Sunday. You may find it interesting to google the word Jesus and look on the google images tab.Notice how nearly ever image of Jesus has the Sun in the picture. 70% of Americans believe in Jesus.

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RE: The Jesus Myth - 5/3/2008 3:34:32 PM

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Jesus , a middle eastern man walking around the desert yet every picture seen of him he is a blonde blue eyed fair to light skinned med to tall man .

It's common for depictions of Jesus, and other religious icons, for that matter, to reflect the culture and racial qualities of the communities the art originates from.

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