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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 2:45:46 PM   
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My favorite local bar had absinthe briefly when it became legal here.  I finally went to order a glass the other day and they don't carry it anymore.  So much for that idea.


Let this be a lesson to us all.  Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, for tomorrow ye rosebuds may have been quaffed by the staff, and ye may find yeself short one Absinthe.
 
 


If I thought the new staff there had the class to enjoy the stuff, I'd agree.  *grin*  But I suppose it's a possibility.  What they lack in, oh, say... culture, they more than make up for with livers of steel. 



No class?  Liver of steel?
 
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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 3:14:32 PM   
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My favorite local bar had absinthe briefly when it became legal here.  I finally went to order a glass the other day and they don't carry it anymore.  So much for that idea.


Let this be a lesson to us all.  Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, for tomorrow ye rosebuds may have been quaffed by the staff, and ye may find yeself short one Absinthe.
 
 


If I thought the new staff there had the class to enjoy the stuff, I'd agree.  *grin*  But I suppose it's a possibility.  What they lack in, oh, say... culture, they more than make up for with livers of steel. 



No class?  Liver of steel?
 
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LMAO!  Nice!

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 7:55:05 PM   
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My favorite local bar had absinthe briefly when it became legal here.  I finally went to order a glass the other day and they don't carry it anymore.  So much for that idea.


Let this be a lesson to us all.  Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, for tomorrow ye rosebuds may have been quaffed by the staff, and ye may find yeself short one Absinthe.
 
 



*chuckle snorts* ~ Looks to see if you have been perving my blog. *winks*

Hmm Maybe Waterhouse was a bit of a nipper.. ya think?

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 7:57:55 PM   
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What is being left out here is that Absinthe was a convient scapegoat for the Temprence Folks. The same folks that forced probition upon us and the sme ones who keep a 19 year old Iraqi war veteran from picking up a six pack.

I like Absinthe and the ritual is half the fun. We are soon to lose the whole cork ritual with wines as screw tops and boxes have proven they are better protectors so I am glad some of the rituals like decanting and the whole Absinthe ritrual are coming back to replace them.



Oh no.. not the screw top and box o' wine crap... *shudders* call me a snob.. but damn..... after I got past my teens ( literialy) of the Ohh.. Boone Farm is some cheap and easily accessable shit phase ( even then I would have a bottle of the good stuff in reserve) I can't do the box.

No matter how cute the commercials. Nope.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 8:01:36 PM   
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you don't have to do the box stuff Gwyn...they have this big, glass gallon jug of tasty stuff too, and it must be high class and good, the bottle is glass after all! 

i so hope people can see my humor sometimes.....  i'm really not white trash ok?

well, anyway....wanna share my bag of spicy pork rinds?  hold on a sec, i've got an itch in my overalls.....

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 8:07:06 PM   
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Maybe back in the late 1800's when rot was destroying the French wine industry but not now and certainly not in US in the early 1900's when Absinthe was being banned here. But yes, I am sure there was an unholy alliance between temperance unions and wine makers back in the day.

There are a lot of myth surrounding Absinthe. Some are based in part on the nature of its ingredients but most are false.


The French propaganda against absinthe had a carryover effect in the US ban...  and the myths of absinthe's 'special' effects have been well covered (and roundly ignored) in this thread.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 8:10:32 PM   
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Oh no.. not the screw top and box o' wine crap


Better get used to it gwyn. Withing in the next 10 years or so all wine with the exception of maybe Champange and some really high end reds will be screw top or box.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 10:52:39 PM   
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you don't have to do the box stuff Gwyn...they have this big, glass gallon jug of tasty stuff too, and it must be high class and good, the bottle is glass after all! 


Hey, now!  The burgundy's not bad... to cook with.  (Okay, and to have a glass or three of while you're cooking.)

I really like a decent cabernet, though.  Sequoia Grove = Yum.  My favorite wine, though, is a merlot by Essex.  I typically don't like merlot, but this stuff is fantastic.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/5/2008 11:11:31 PM   
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Pastis is an aniseed drink, heavily alcoholic, that clouds when mixed with water, like Absinthe - slightly similar in taste. It gives a motherfucker of a hangover. It's the 'national' drink of Provence (where I was born). Nickname: 'pastagua'. "Alors, Maurice? Un autre 'petit' pastagua?"

A scar on my browbone bears witness that it's a bad idea to play ping-pong on a concrete table when flying on Pastis  .


Ahem.   Pastis is a weak-ass imitation of the one true anise flavored drink:  Ouzo.  (I'd have said the same if you were Italian, dear, and glorified anisette).  Any self respecting mediterranian soul knows that ouzo gives the most glorious drunks and the most brutal hangover -- at least said soul "knows" it at the beginning of the evening.  By the end of the evening, one knows little, and thank Zeus, remembers less.   'Hello?   How did this Greek sailor get in my pajamas?   oh no...Ouzo!'

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(PS:  by the way...the French have their pastis, the Greeks their ouzo, the Italians their anisette...but if you ever get the chance, spend an evening with a bottle of raki, the Turkish version.  It will make your carpet fly...really....)

(PSS:  None of this tops the unbelievable, hellish hangover you get from mead.  Nothing.   You know the Norse "end of the world" myths?  Gotterdamerung?  The splitting mountain?  The thumping, groaning 800 year old dwarves?  All the product of one good mead binge.  Trust me.  Being put on your ship and set fire isn't a funeral...its a mercy.  *shudder*)

(PSSS:   and lest I forget my own heritage, tis the season (or it just was) for slivovits.  A plum brandy (no licorice here!) that is the national drink of Serbia, and oddly enough, a Passover 'treat' for Ashkenazi Jews.  No grain, so it is Kosher for Passover.  It is usually home-brewed...my grandfather Tuley, may he rest in peace, got his up to a specific gravity of 65% grain alcohol...my scientist father measured it!   Sugar, esters, and whopping proof...just the thing to make you curse the God of Abraham the next morning.  OY)

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 2:43:24 AM   
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My favorite local bar had absinthe briefly when it became legal here.  I finally went to order a glass the other day and they don't carry it anymore.  So much for that idea.


Let this be a lesson to us all.  Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, for tomorrow ye rosebuds may have been quaffed by the staff, and ye may find yeself short one Absinthe.
 
 



*chuckle snorts* ~ Looks to see if you have been perving my blog. *winks*




Madam, I can assure you I have done no such thing.

I have enough trouble making time to read anything on collarchat, without looking at people’s blogs too.

I don't even keep a blog myself, again due to time constraints.  Oh, and being boring, but I don’t mention that.


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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 2:44:31 AM   
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My favorite local bar had absinthe briefly when it became legal here.  I finally went to order a glass the other day and they don't carry it anymore.  So much for that idea.


Let this be a lesson to us all.  Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, for tomorrow ye rosebuds may have been quaffed by the staff, and ye may find yeself short one Absinthe.
 
 


If I thought the new staff there had the class to enjoy the stuff, I'd agree.  *grin*  But I suppose it's a possibility.  What they lack in, oh, say... culture, they more than make up for with livers of steel. 



No class?  Liver of steel?
 
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LMAO!  Nice!

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 2:46:19 AM   
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My favorite local bar had absinthe briefly when it became legal here.  I finally went to order a glass the other day and they don't carry it anymore.  So much for that idea.


Let this be a lesson to us all.  Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, for tomorrow ye rosebuds may have been quaffed by the staff, and ye may find yeself short one Absinthe.
 
 


If I thought the new staff there had the class to enjoy the stuff, I'd agree.  *grin*  But I suppose it's a possibility.  What they lack in, oh, say... culture, they more than make up for with livers of steel. 



No class?  Liver of steel?
 
It’s me!



LMAO!  Nice!

 
No, I wouldn’t call myself that either.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 2:52:27 AM   
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Maybe back in the late 1800's when rot was destroying the French wine industry but not now and certainly not in US in the early 1900's when Absinthe was being banned here. But yes, I am sure there was an unholy alliance between temperance unions and wine makers back in the day.

There are a lot of myth surrounding Absinthe. Some are based in part on the nature of its ingredients but most are false.


The French propaganda against absinthe had a carryover effect in the US ban...  and the myths of absinthe's 'special' effects have been well covered (and roundly ignored) in this thread.


Not ignored, more that I rarely bother to correct people using Google against personal experience.
 
I’m more a “you believe whatever you wish to” sort of person.  I know that Absinthe does something beyond the merely alcoholic, even if it’s not much more, because I’ve drunk it, on and off, for 20 years, as well as other, similarly alcoholic drinks, and there’s no question there’s something else going on with it.
 
A replacement for LSD it is not.  Something more than a mere alcoholic drink it is.  Or, rather, was; the newer, commercial stuff isn’t a patch on the older stuff, although still pleasant enough.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 4:08:32 AM   
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Pastis is an aniseed drink, heavily alcoholic, that clouds when mixed with water, like Absinthe - slightly similar in taste. It gives a motherfucker of a hangover. It's the 'national' drink of Provence (where I was born). Nickname: 'pastagua'. "Alors, Maurice? Un autre 'petit' pastagua?"

A scar on my browbone bears witness that it's a bad idea to play ping-pong on a concrete table when flying on Pastis  .


Ahem.   Pastis is a weak-ass imitation of the one true anise flavored drink:  Ouzo.



… except that it contains roughly the same amount of alcohol as pastis.
 
Hang on, I’ll go check the bottles …
 
<rummages in cupboard>
 
Those final scores are:
 
Pastis (“51”): 45%
Ouzo: 40%
Sambuca: 40%
 
So a narrow victory for pastis there, on the final lap.
 
And now, back to the studio.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 5:08:23 AM   
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Maybe back in the late 1800's when rot was destroying the French wine industry but not now and certainly not in US in the early 1900's when Absinthe was being banned here. But yes, I am sure there was an unholy alliance between temperance unions and wine makers back in the day.

There are a lot of myth surrounding Absinthe. Some are based in part on the nature of its ingredients but most are false.


The French propaganda against absinthe had a carryover effect in the US ban...  and the myths of absinthe's 'special' effects have been well covered (and roundly ignored) in this thread.


Not ignored, more that I rarely bother to correct people using Google against personal experience.
 
I’m more a “you believe whatever you wish to” sort of person.  I know that Absinthe does something beyond the merely alcoholic, even if it’s not much more, because I’ve drunk it, on and off, for 20 years, as well as other, similarly alcoholic drinks, and there’s no question there’s something else going on with it.
 
A replacement for LSD it is not.  Something more than a mere alcoholic drink it is.  Or, rather, was; the newer, commercial stuff isn’t a patch on the older stuff, although still pleasant enough.



Or, you could have bothered to read my post.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 5:40:59 AM   
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What is being left out here is that Absinthe was a convient scapegoat for the Temprence Folks. The same folks that forced probition upon us and the sme ones who keep a 19 year old Iraqi war veteran from picking up a six pack.

I like Absinthe and the ritual is half the fun. We are soon to lose the whole cork ritual with wines as screw tops and boxes have proven they are better protectors so I am glad some of the rituals like decanting and the whole Absinthe ritrual are coming back to replace them.



Oh no.. not the screw top and box o' wine crap... *shudders* call me a snob.. but damn..... after I got past my teens ( literialy) of the Ohh.. Boone Farm is some cheap and easily accessable shit phase ( even then I would have a bottle of the good stuff in reserve) I can't do the box.

No matter how cute the commercials. Nope.

Gwyn


Well I’m sort of with you on that one, and then again I’m also not.
 
Let me explain: I do genuinely enjoy opening bottles of wine with corkscrews, as it ticks both the “ritual” and “gadget” boxes for me, and have purchased numerous corkscrews over the years, but, as an efficient and, above all, sterile closure material, cork is a bit hit and miss.  The last figures I saw said that (and it was based on batch sampling, so may be less than 100% accurate) something ITRO 10-15% of all wine that used a cork was contaminated by said cork (oddly though, less than 5% of wine drinkers can detect a corked bottle).  The stuff is, after all, a form of bark, and as a result has lots of microbes living in and on it.  They steam clean it, but the problem is that if you steam it too much then it either a) starts to break up or b) becomes too moist internally and fails as a result, so they tend to try for optimum cleaning, but mistakes get made and of course, being natural, it’s not a uniform material.
 
Now I don’t know about you, but the thought of 15% of the world’s wine going straight down the plughole is one which causes me to weep.  All that lovely wine, ruined by microbes … cut off in its prime, as it were, and unable to unleash its glorious, fruity and “sunshine in a glass” capacity is tragic.
 
So, in one respect the screw-top closure is a godsend.  However, there is (IMHO) something fundamentally “wrong” with using a screw-top – it’s both a) pikey/chavvy/proletarian (delete as appropriate) and b) smacks of a bunch of rednecks/morons/alkies sitting around and drinking MD 20/20/Buckfast or similar.  Not, I would hope you would agree, an ideal solution, and one I which I detest – I need closure on my closures, IYSWIM.
 
So the artificial cork, which has come into popular usage of late, is an ideal compromise; I thus get to faff about with a fiddly closure, utilising a variety of techie devices which are neither any better than a plain old-style corkscrew, nor any more durable, and which are guaranteed to remove a fair chunk of flesh, or impale one, should they fail, which they inevitably do, and always when you have the biggest audience.  So I’m kept happy and Elastoplast stay in profit.  Hooray.
 
I have read though that plastic closures are only any good for cheaper-to-medium priced wines; once you get into the higher-priced stuff there’s apparently a very subtle interaction between the cork (and its nasties) and the wine, as it ages; no problem for 2-buck Chuck and his type (not that there’s anything wrong with cheaper wine – I used to love sitting on the porch, drinking chilled, cheap white wine), but not the right solution for the top-of-the-range Châteaux Margaux or the like, so the bottom line is you’ll see more screw tops and plastic corks for cheaper stuff, and the higher priced stuff will probably stick with their genuine cork corks.
 
Turning to wine boxes, you’re right that they used to be a dumping ground for the very worst wines, but over the last 5 years there have been some huge improvements.  Is it as good as a bottle?  Not IMHO, but they are jolly practical, as they slow down the oxidation of wine once opened; I like to keep a box of red or white in the fridge for cooking duty, as well as a little light “refreshment” of the chef (me) before opening the good stuff when the guests arrive.  Very handy, although I’ve noticed that a bottle is about my right amount for a normal (working the next day) evening, whereas with an opened wine box I tend to think “this is jolly drinkable”, and then I’m having difficulty seeing straight, and only the next morning do I realise I’ve slurped my way through 1.5 litres of the stuff.  Dangerous.
 
The one other thing I thought of was recycling; in this modern era, where the civilised world seems to be run by a bunch of tree-hugging hippies who seem to buy into every doomsday scenario going, we are all going to have to live with increased recycling – personally, I don’t mind recycling too much as I find landfill to be a somewhat cack-handed solution, and it strikes me that bottles are made of glass, so presumably easy to recycle, whereas wine boxes are made of special card, lined with some very trick inert plastics (which is why it took them ages to develop them), which would be less so, maybe?  Not sure about that one, but maybe someone here knows more.
 
 

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 5:48:09 AM   
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Maybe back in the late 1800's when rot was destroying the French wine industry but not now and certainly not in US in the early 1900's when Absinthe was being banned here. But yes, I am sure there was an unholy alliance between temperance unions and wine makers back in the day.

There are a lot of myth surrounding Absinthe. Some are based in part on the nature of its ingredients but most are false.


The French propaganda against absinthe had a carryover effect in the US ban...  and the myths of absinthe's 'special' effects have been well covered (and roundly ignored) in this thread.


Not ignored, more that I rarely bother to correct people using Google against personal experience.
 
I’m more a “you believe whatever you wish to” sort of person.  I know that Absinthe does something beyond the merely alcoholic, even if it’s not much more, because I’ve drunk it, on and off, for 20 years, as well as other, similarly alcoholic drinks, and there’s no question there’s something else going on with it.
 
A replacement for LSD it is not.  Something more than a mere alcoholic drink it is.  Or, rather, was; the newer, commercial stuff isn’t a patch on the older stuff, although still pleasant enough.



Or, you could have bothered to read my post.


I do apologise; were you not saying that the effects of Absinthe are a “myth” then?  I jumped to that conclusion, wrongly as it turns out, when you said “and the myths of absinthe's 'special' effects have been well covered (and roundly ignored) in this thread”.  You can, I’m sure, see where such a confusion may have taken place.
 
See?  This is why I rarely bother to set people straight.  Soaks up too much time and effort, for very little effect.  There are wider skies than these.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 5:57:25 AM   
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So the artificial cork, which has come into popular usage of late, is an ideal compromise; I thus get to faff about with a fiddly closure, utilising a variety of techie devices which are neither any better than a plain old-style corkscrew, nor any more durable, and which are guaranteed to remove a fair chunk of flesh, or impale one, should they fail, which they inevitably do, and always when you have the biggest audience.  So I’m kept happy and Elastoplast stay in profit.  Hooray.

 
ok, this just made me laugh my ass off, as I gaze at the remnant of a scar on my hand gained from a basic, old-fashioned corkscrew.. .

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 6:00:19 AM   
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you don't have to do the box stuff Gwyn...they have this big, glass gallon jug of tasty stuff too, and it must be high class and good, the bottle is glass after all! 

i so hope people can see my humor sometimes.....  i'm really not white trash ok?

well, anyway....wanna share my bag of spicy pork rinds?  hold on a sec, i've got an itch in my overalls.....


Oh pork rinds!  One of the things I really enjoy when I visit the US is pork rinds – in the UK we have “pork scratchings”, which I find similarly delicious, but they’re a different, heavier thing.  For some reason we don’t do those really light, crispy pork rinds.
 
People always look at me funny when I say I like them.  Mind you, they look at me fairly funny anyway, so it’s no extra trouble.

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RE: Absinthe? - 5/6/2008 6:09:14 AM   
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So the artificial cork, which has come into popular usage of late, is an ideal compromise; I thus get to faff about with a fiddly closure, utilising a variety of techie devices which are neither any better than a plain old-style corkscrew, nor any more durable, and which are guaranteed to remove a fair chunk of flesh, or impale one, should they fail, which they inevitably do, and always when you have the biggest audience.  So I’m kept happy and Elastoplast stay in profit.  Hooray.

 
ok, this just made me laugh my ass off, as I gaze at the remnant of a scar on my hand gained from a basic, old-fashioned corkscrew.. .


“Corkscrews – the masochist’s friend”.
 
My best effort was with a hugely complex, lever-and-screw affair a mate bought me a few years back.  It was similar to those screwpull ones you see these days, except far more complex (for no good reason or positive effect, I should add).
 
We got a bottle of wine out, read the instructions, tried it, failed, re-read the instructions, tried again, failed again.
 
Inspiration struck me; I tried a third time, moved one lever the opposite way, and declared “I’ve got it now!  All you have to do is AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!” … as the thing slipped off, and quietly and efficiently punched a neat little hole in my hand.  He tried again, and did exactly the same thing himself.
 
As we stood there, cursing and bleeding onto the kitchen floor, my mate’s girlfriend chimed in with “isn’t technology wonderful?  In the old days it would have taken you two so much longer to shed that much blood”.  It says much for our strength of character that we merely glared and dripped blood at her.
 
I’m also banned from using wine-knives to take foils off – I have a safety foil cutter these days instead, although I managed to pinch a finger even using that “safety” version.
 
Basically, if there’s a way to self-harm with a given device, I’ll find it.  I’m wasted in my current career – I should be some sort of product testing boffin really.
 

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