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Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:22:14 PM   
lighthearted


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Status: offline 		it's been a long time since I've seen a thread about favorite euphemisms for sex.  my latest favorite is "snu-snu" (thank you, Futurama), along with the perennial "horizontal bop" and "making bacon"...

so, what's your favorite?

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:33:51 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:35:05 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:38:17 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:42:21 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:42:39 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:43:49 PM   
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cornholing.
errm...you ARE sadistic, huh?

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:43:54 PM   
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This has all been done before, you know:  http://www.cracked.com/article_15166_best-worst-euphemisms-sex.html
"Riding the bologna pony"??

E.

Edited to add:  Cornholing is NOT penis/vagina sex....sheeesh...its a venerable term for anal.   And, oddly enough, a term for a kid's beanbag game in the western and southern suburbs of Chicago.  Wife still gets the giggles when I read her something like "And St. Anthony's of the Lake will have its winter carnival.  Come see if you can beat Father Emil at cornholing!"

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:45:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

cornholing.
errm...you ARE sadistic, huh?


Moi?

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:48:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

This has all been done before, you know:  http://www.cracked.com/article_15166_best-worst-euphemisms-sex.html



well, yes, I think I kind of said that in my OP ...although I realize this isn't cracked.com

edited because I also realize I can't spell...

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 8:48:53 PM   
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Come see if you can beat Father Emil at cornholing!"

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You fantastic bastard, you made me fall off my chair


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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/3/2008 9:24:50 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 3:19:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lighthearted

it's been a long time since I've seen a thread about favorite euphemisms for sex.  my latest favorite is "snu-snu" (thank you, Futurama), along with the perennial "horizontal bop" and "making bacon"...

so, what's your favorite?


Dippin' a line.
 
Oh, what a dirty mind to start such a thread, no wonder I like you so much.....

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 5:27:21 AM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 5:55:56 AM   
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I'm kinda partial to "fo-shizzling my schnitzle", "making Lil' Johnny projectile vomit", and "doing the banzai bunny", too.

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 6:07:21 AM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 6:27:51 AM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 6:28:17 AM   
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Getting old school on this one...
Doing the hanky panky!!!

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 6:31:22 AM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 6:44:26 AM   
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Time to make the Donuts!


Damn, girl...now I'm hungry for donut holes!   Are they cream filled?

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