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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 6:48:55 AM   
christine1


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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956


"Riding the bologna pony"??




E.


~perks~  lol, did someone say balogna?

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 6:50:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Time to make the Donuts!


Damn, girl...now I'm hungry for donut holes!   Are they cream filled?


yes and sometimes filled with Cherry Jam

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 6:53:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Have you ever noticed that some can make anything sound filthy dirty and oh so lewd? yesterday, Cjan told me that he would "sauce my noodles" anytime. I thought we were taking about Pasta but ooooooh!

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:00:45 AM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:05:33 AM   
rubberpet


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Have you ever noticed that some can make anything sound filthy dirty and oh so lewd? yesterday, Cjan told me that he would "sauce my noodles" anytime. I thought we were taking about Pasta but ooooooh!


Some of us have that gift.  I've told Mistress that I'd happily "shiver Her timbers and rotate Her barnacles" anyday!

Others I've used in the past are:
Talkin' to Woody
Walkin' the Plank
Tappin' That Ass
Doin' the Boingy Boingy
Surfin' the Salami

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:54:53 AM   
Lynnxz


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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:55:02 AM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:56:02 AM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 8:00:26 AM   
rubberpet


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ORIGINAL: hejira92

Playing Scrabble   (Created when my older son -17- told my younger son -14- why my door was locked the other night when Master was here. Quickly becoming a family favorite.)


When I was dating an ex-, her son wanted to know the same thing as to why his mommy's door was closed when I slept over.  I told him I was doing her taxes and she was being audited! LOL

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 11:33:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Have you ever noticed that some can make anything sound filthy dirty and oh so lewd? yesterday, Cjan told me that he would "sauce my noodles" anytime. I thought we were taking about Pasta but ooooooh!


I dunno what else you could have thought, dear.  As you say, we were discussing cooking and baking. Some folks just have dirty, naughty minds.

< Message edited by cjan -- 5/4/2008 11:34:35 AM >

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 11:38:21 AM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 2:21:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TJsCheekypet

bonking. (damn the 80's were great!)


And here I thought it was boinking....

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 2:26:14 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 2:31:29 PM   
hejira92


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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 2:33:07 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 4:04:19 PM   
rubberpet


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Status: offline 		Since I'm Irish, I'd love it if Mistress would "shellac my shillelagh"!!!    Hey, She's Irish, too!!!  Maybe She could "snag me pot 'o gold"!  "Care for MY lucky charms"?

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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:15:56 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:22:53 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:29:38 PM   
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RE: Doing the nasty - 5/4/2008 7:51:31 PM   
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