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bipolarber -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:17:04 PM)
If everyone else around you can speak several languages, but you can barely speak English alone... you might be American.

Raechard -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:17:36 PM)
Oh ok then if ye insist You might be Taliban if you run away from your wife because she looks like a ghost You might be Taliban if your wife was born within the last 14 years You might be Taliban if your TV has been smashed to pieces You might be Taliban if you've been fighting a war on terror

bipolarber -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:19:10 PM)
If you stand in front of a line of tanks, if only for a few moments, keeping them from rolling into the square and killing your friends... you're an honorary American.

Sanity -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:21:20 PM)
YOU have the spirit. It's fine to deride Americans all day long but don't you dare make fun of the Taliban... quote: ORIGINAL: bipolarber If everyone else around you can speak several languages, but you can barely speak English alone... you might be American.

kittinSol -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:27:46 PM)
You might be American if you feel jokes about America in general are about you in particular [8\|] .

JohnWarren -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:28:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or So someone mentions heroin, well Sharian law does not allow that, anyone who doesn't know that needs some updating from a source other than Faux news. Here's one - http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/10_10_01_heroin.html It also bans suicide, the killing of noncombatants or those who have surrendered. It has very strict rules about behavior toward guests. Clearly, the people we are fighting aren't Islamic. Maybe we should call them Raghead Idiots or Born Again Islamic, but they exist and they do traffic in opium. Converting it to heroin may be a bit beyond their technical powers, but they know where they can sell the paste and sell it they do. In my opinion, Islam took a damn stupid turn in about 1300, but I can't blame 'em. It's the same route I hear from some locally grown "Christians." Still the basis of Islam is pretty noble (if you're a guy) and a lot like Christianity. It's the ying-yings who give it a bad name, the same way Bush makes Christian's flinch.

kittinSol -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:29:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JohnWarren the same way Bush makes Christian's flinch. Not just Christians.

christine1 -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:32:14 PM)
you might not be american if all you can do is piss and moan about americans....

Raechard -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:34:32 PM)
Depends if you class Canadians as North Americans and Mexicans as South Americans. I've always thought that distinction strange, I suppose Mexicans are central Americans in actual fact. [8\|]

lalbobbilynn -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:40:41 PM)
You might be American if You feel Walmart is just a cover for pod people! I'm just sayin' ......... Walmart sucks![:'(] b.~

BamaD -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:46:01 PM)
A war on terror or a war of terror

Raechard -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:46:13 PM)
If you didn’t understand the not joke didn’t need the not part you’d probably be American. I like that film but the naked wrestling is a bit freaky.[8\|]

christine1 -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:47:34 PM)
? huh, like i said in another thread, it must be the nipples talking....[8\|]

Raechard -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 4:51:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BamaD A war on terror or a war of terror One man's of terror is another mans on terror. I'm sure they get terrified from time to time too. Do we have the exclusive right to fear? ‘War on terror’ is a term used by the US government to control its people. You don’t want to feel terror therefore support us in eradicating the cause of your fears. It's very clever NLP indeed.

Raechard -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 5:02:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Meeeeee If you didn’t understand the not joke didn’t need the not part you’d probably be American. I like that film but the naked wrestling is a bit freaky. You are probably christine1 if you can't use Google to figure this one out.

christine1 -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 5:07:37 PM)
guess i'm not interested enough in the not joke or naked wrestling to go to the trouble to google...shrugs. -goodfornothinglazyblondeamerican

Raechard -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 5:09:40 PM)
I guess so but bothered enough to ask the forum....shrugs[8\|]

christine1 -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 5:12:28 PM)
so...lots of shrugging goin on round these parts....i've got a bag of spicy pork rinds if ya wanna share... by the way, what did i ask?

GreedyTop -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 5:13:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 -goodfornothinglazyblondeamerican I can think of several things you're good for, Christine! evil laugh

christine1 -> RE: You might be .......... American (5/4/2008 5:14:12 PM)
blondetacklesmoochesGTinmymostamericanway!!! thanks girl! rofl.

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