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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:24:37 PM

madshysoul

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I had someone go of and tell me that "You're 25, maladjusted ... and history." after I politely explained that with my life right now with grad school I'm not looking for any sort of actual new relationships (much less LD to Canada). That's about the closest I've gotten.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:31:28 PM

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You dont sound nearly desperate enough to serve to get the "on your knees bitch" emails. Those are reserved for the REALLY desperate, and the taken becasue its a challenge.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:33:43 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

You dont sound nearly desperate enough to serve to get the "on your knees bitch" emails. Those are reserved for the REALLY desperate, and the taken becasue its a challenge.

DV

ohhh so thats why i dont get them either...im not desperate enough

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:34:54 PM

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In my 18 months on here, I've only received one "Kneel bitch" email from some guy in the UK, and that was all it said. I thought it was funny and responded with, "Let me know how that works for ya!"

I've only received a few rude or totally weird emails. I've never been accused of being a fake or unsubly or any of the other stuff we hear so much about.

I seldom get emails these days, but the ones that I do receive are always polite.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:41:06 PM

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I have never gotten them directly either as a first email. I have gotten them from doms I had conversed with after a week though or within the first week. Guess they were pushing me to see how far I would go.. I don't know. I know a few doms that could write you like this though if you really want this sort of email. But there is a catch, you will have to submit to them.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:41:11 PM

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It's very possible that most of those sorts of email are reserved for those who seem to be asking for them.
After all, they are probably much easier to find.
Otoh; I'm a bit surprised that they are actually reading our profiles.
Then again, it was the least I expected from those who were interested in me when I was looking...

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:41:18 PM

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So desperation is the key then O.o

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:44:22 PM

DiurnalVampire

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Dont forget the challenge part.
I got one the other day, not only ordering me to kneel, but commanding me to address him as Sir Prince Highness.
I emailed back and told him the little red letters meant I was laughing at him right now.

Bu yeah, I get them, I am a challenge!

DV

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:57:17 PM

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Dear Hopeless

You have recieved no rude emails for several reasons.

1) You're fat. When I was 400lbs my mailbox was so empty it echoed. There are in fact a few Doms who really don't care about looks. They tend to be the types with polite respectful hand crafted letters.

2) Those few who don't care about looks do care a lot about how they approach you and your profile specifically says Friends Only first and foremost. Obviously if that is the most important thing to you, then it is time to move on for those few who would otherwise have written.

3)The sticks of Pennsylvania. How many humans are there compared to LA? Some of it is sheer numbers.

To paraphrase Churchill: Tommorrow you can be skinny and looking but the shallow fools who passed you by will still be idiots.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:58:08 PM

GreedyTop

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quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
(a) include polysyllabic words beyond their comprehension,

Grog not know big word. Grog not like big word. Grog hit big word babe with stick.

Huh? Big word babe like stick. Big word babe like Grog. Grog happy. But Grog still not like word.

*snickerSNORT!*

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 7:59:24 PM

GreedyTop

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But sarcastic is a big word... -eyes grog and distracts him with something shiney as to escape-

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:08:55 PM

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quote:

1) You're fat.

wow what a jerk.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:12:04 PM

hopelessfool

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Im not that heavy in honesty, I could stand to loose 20 or so pounds but honestly in this day and age who doesn't. Besides I get tons of polite email daily, I just dont get the pushy troll mail hence the reason for the thread. As for the sticks of PA I live in a pretty popular area where there are at least 50 to 100 thousand, plust the what is it 19.5 million that live not even a half hour away in that large city of "Brotherly Love" So I do not think its anything to do with numbers. As for seeking only friends It doesnt seem to deter male subs....

Edited for grammar.

< Message edited by hopelessfool -- 5/6/2008 8:15:11 PM >

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:14:21 PM

Lynnxz

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quote:

ORIGINAL: derfrewop

Dear Hopeless

You have recieved no rude emails for several reasons.

1) You're fat. When I was 400lbs my mailbox was so empty it echoed. There are in fact a few Doms who really don't care about looks. They tend to be the types with polite respectful hand crafted letters.
Wow.... Does that not come off as rude to you at all? When is straight up calling someone fat ever a good idea? I don't think she's fat as all- wtf is your issue?
2) Those few who don't care about looks do care a lot about how they approach you and your profile specifically says Friends Only first and foremost. Obviously if that is the most important thing to you, then it is time to move on for those few who would otherwise have written.

3)The sticks of Pennsylvania. How many humans are there compared to LA? Some of it is sheer numbers.

To paraphrase Churchill: Tommorrow you can be skinny and looking but the shallow fools who passed you by will still be idiots.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:20:54 PM

RedMagic1

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Yeah. It only pays to be a flaming asshole when (1) there's no better way to communicate, and (2) you're actually right. I doubt there's a single born-female profile on the whole site that is so empty it echoes. Dude's like the ex-smoker yelling at everyone who still lights up.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:27:47 PM

hopelessfool

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I dont worry about it, I know Im a big girl. I Also know I have Strong legs, and a greatly strong back...^_^ and If I want it bad enough I can do anything and everything in my power to achieve it. If I wished to starve myself to fit a standard of beauty that apparently is the "Norm" I would. As It is, I happen to like my large bottom, It gives more of a target for spankings and such ^_^;; Back to our reguarly schedualed thread.....
[start joke]
Maybe its my love cats that makes me unappealing to pushy doms, seeing as its apparently well known that Doms prefer dogs (obedient pets) to cats (willful ones)[ /end joke]

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:28:05 PM

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You're welcome, you now have "one of these".
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Dear kitten,
I can see the SAM in you by the opening line in your profile saying “any troll mail will be replied to sarcastically.” What a conflicted weak and pathetic thing you are. You are so desperate, you will interact with trolls instead of ignoring them. This tells me a great deal about you.

To troll the forums for attention on one hand with this post and to delude yourself that you don’t want it on the other in your profile is futile. Get on your knees right now as you read this and be grateful that I would spend my precious time writing to the lowly likes of someone as desperate as you. You are lucky that I like youth and find SAMs such as yourself entertaining.

You need a good, tolerant and experienced Master like me because if you were as smart as you say you are in your profile, you wouldn’t be conflicted or single at this time. You are not physically unattractive, you are just untrained, ill mannered and clueless in the ways of submission which is also made apparent by your profile. I could straighten you out in 3 weeks worth of training. I want you to remain on your knees as you think of ways to petition me for a life of service. In fact, I want you to go find a pin or needle and push it deep into your thigh as you construct that petition so you are bleeding in sincerity as you write it.

You really are quite stuck up… some little daddies girl hooked on approval that has lead an unfulfilled life seeking some sort of fulfillment.. praying… hoping and clinging to that little girl belief that a white knight would swoop you up and ride off to into the BDSM sunset. What makes you think such a person would have an interest in you and want to have a “relationship that a submissive is equal to the Dom.” You shall abandon your childhood promises and desires when a twue Master makes a woman of you.

In a moment I want you to stop reading this, bow you head and carefully think about the error in your ways as you look at your bleeding thigh for a minute.

Now stop.

You say you are not a “girly girl type” but you seek a “Man [you can] call Master.” Real men like girly girls. How dare you expect to interest someone of a twue Dominant nature when you write about your beliefs that slaves are equals in way, shape or form. You say you want a strong, smart person with common sense? Then do something that would attract such a man. I want you to take off your clothes and return to the kneeling position so that you present yourself as an attractive naked, bleeding slave. As such, you may earn my interest for a few more minutes.

Speaking of penguins, how dare you demand such a thing of a twue Dominant. In fact, you have heard of The Pelican Brief, you shall title your petition to serve me The Penguin Petition. No wonder you never get the type of letters you so desperately seek in the OP. As you finish reading this and are about to embark on writing The Penguin Petition, I want you squat on a dildo so you are in the same state of sexual readiness as will be required of you in your future training.

You are dismissed.

Sincerely,
Grand Master, Cyber Dom,
Lord of The House Of Fallacies

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:30:45 PM

GreedyTop

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OK.. I agree the "you're fat" thing was rude (and with only 20lbs or so to lose - which I disgree with,I think she's adorable as is - thats a FAR FAR CRY from 400lbs, which on most people is morbidly obese).

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:32:51 PM

hopelessfool

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Oh my Gods, thank you Sadist. Ive not gotten a laugh like that in quite some time. I shot green tea out of my nose, there really should be a warning put drinks down first before your post.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:33:27 PM

GreedyTop

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

You're welcome, you now have "one of these".
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Dear kitten,
I can see the SAM in you by the opening line in your profile saying “any troll mail will be replied to sarcastically.” What a conflicted weak and pathetic thing you are. You are so desperate, you will interact with trolls instead of ignoring them. This tells me a great deal about you.
:: snip::
Speaking of penguins, how dare you demand such a thing of a twue Dominant. In fact, you have heard of The Pelican Brief, you shall title your petition to serve me The Penguin Petition. No wonder you never get the type of letters you so desperately seek in the OP. As you finish reading this and are about to embark on writing The Penguin Petition, I want you squat on a dildo so you are in the same state of sexual readiness as will be required of you in your future training.

You are dismissed.

Sincerely,
Grand Master, Cyber Dom,
Lord of The House Of Fallacies

LMSFAO!!!!

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