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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:34:15 PM

christine1

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ok, you had me going a bit until i read the "penguin petition" geesh RS!

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:42:57 PM

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Hey, she said to mention penguin if you write to her.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 8:46:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool
Oh my Gods, thank you Sadist. Ive not gotten a laugh like that in quite some time. I shot green tea out of my nose, there really should be a warning put drinks down first before your post.

PS… and while you will kneel naked, bleeding, with a pin in your thigh and writing The Penguin Petition, you shall shoot green tea out your nose because I command it!

You are very obedient... good girl

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 9:01:14 PM

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Dear Grand Master, Cyber Dom, Lord of The House Of Fallacies:

This lowly submissive begs your attention for the simple fact with out attention she would cease to exist. She offers you the right to control everything about her from when she blinks to when she breathes as are the rights to any twue dominant. I do not know how often I can say that I am a worthless slut pig to your power and grace. Shall I buy the ticket to train with you Great Master on Travelocity or Orbitz. Only you the wize and powerful Grand Master Cyber Dom would know which I should humbly choose as transportation to serve you. I know Grand PoohBah That You are the Master of my dreams and that with out you my life would not be complete. Serving you in intense pain is one of the greatest gifts you could ever offer me -sobs quieltly as every great slave should- I swear if you consider me even for the briefest of seconds I will throw out any unsuitable beliefs and become nothing but a Doll for you Kind and wonderful Sir. I will have No limits as every Twue sub should and I cant stress enough how If you would want to kill me it would be my HONOR to die for you Master.... I... I I.. CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU

Signed.

ever so humbly yours to serve and please
a penguin colored kitten.

Now back to your regularly schedualed thread.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 9:05:41 PM

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LMAO!!!

(now, put THAT in your profile and watch the emails roll in..LOL)

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 9:48:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool
Dear Grand Master, Cyber Dom, Lord of The House Of Fallacies:

This lowly submissive begs your attention ... etc

Dear lowly penguikitten,
Your first attempt is a pathetic example of your short comings despite the appeal you hold for me when you are begging. However, the sincerity and depth of your efforts has earned you my further attention.

If you can afford your own train ticket, I will grant you permission to pay homage to the online training you are now receiving. You will wire me an equal sum to the ticket in tribute and out of respect to my status as a Grand Pooh Bear. Send it to:

Cyber Dom c/o
Domly Acres Trailer Park and Adult Video Emporium
1313 Budweiser Lane
Macho Ridge, KY 87521

Now get dressed, put a butt plug in your ass, put a nipple clamp on your titty and cover it with a Band-Aid so no one will see it through your blouse. Then get the money you are sending, kiss each bill and think of how grateful you are that I accept a gift from such a lowly sex pig as yourself and get over to the Western Union Office…. Hurry, I am out of cigarettes and beer in this damn trailer and need the cash since I lost my job because of the Jerry Springer apperence I made with my ex-boss’s wife.

When you have earned the right to serve me in person, you can bet your sweet young ass it will be as painful as shooting green tea out your nose. In the meantime, when you return from western union, I want you to get undressed, and open the attached picture of me in my Speedos. I want you naked and kneeling while you imagine what my giant cock must look like. As that image fills your mind, I want you to fill your dirty little cunt with a vibrator. As you penetrate yourself, I want you to say “yes Sir, this is for you Sir”.

I want you to write a second petition. You will title this second attempt The March Of The Penguin Petition. You are by no means up to the quality I expect… but each session makes you more palatable to me. Now that you are starting to get some training, perhaps I will accept your second petition if you show yourself to be a twue submissive.

Sincerely,
Grand Master, Cyber Dom
Lord of The House Of Fallacies

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/6/2008 9:54:32 PM

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/7/2008 4:17:43 AM

purepleasure

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Wow.

So much for my standard troll response of "Thank you for your interest. However at this time we are not compatible. You are breathing. When this situation changes, please feel free to not contact me."

< Message edited by purepleasure -- 5/7/2008 4:18:41 AM >

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/7/2008 4:20:23 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

Wow.

So much for my standard troll response of "Thank you for your interest. However at this time we are not compatible. You are breathing. When this situation changes, please feel free to not contact me."

love it!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/7/2008 5:11:04 AM

GreedyTop

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LOL Pure!! Brilliant!

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/7/2008 5:28:46 AM

KCherry

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Hey! Us fat girls need love too! hehe.

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/7/2008 12:53:21 PM

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Bravo... ResidentSadist and hopelessfool!

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/13/2008 7:21:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Cyber Dom c/o
Domly Acres Trailer Park and Adult Video Emporium
1313 Budweiser Lane
Macho Ridge, KY 87521

OK...now I am upset...

I *know* Kentucky is not the bdsm capital of the world; or even of the United States. However, we really are NOT as bad as all that.
(I'm just saying...)

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/13/2008 7:23:02 PM

GreedyTop

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Hey, she said to mention penguin if you write to her.

Penguin

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RE: I have a question about emails. - 5/13/2008 7:23:33 PM

masterofdrkness2

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how did RS get my addy ?

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