DomAviator
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ORIGINAL: Raechard You sound perfect so why are you alone and how did your last relationship come to an end? Why do you need to be constantly on the lookout for a new one? There is something wrong with your approach and maybe there is some middle ground to be found between my conservative approach and your low standards. Out of curiosity what is the longest relationship you have had and do you ever tire of paying out money to keep them interested in you because I can think of a far cheaper option if all you are looking for is sex with teenage girls. I am not "alone" I am shopping / evaluating options. As for how my last relationship came to an end - I divorced my ex-wife because I could no longer stand her. She was a teacher and was completely OCD and that didnt suit my personality type. I was only partially kidding when I quipped previously that she had a six page procedure to piss - she literally did have a multipage written lesson plan to walk her class to lunch and one for taking the class on a restroom break. She bitched about pictures in the house being "tilted" until I literally bought a fucking laser transit to show her they were fine and thus shut her up. Stopping to get a cold soda at a convenience store on the way to the beach wasn't on her computer printed itinerary and sent her off kilter. It was a matter of divorce her or strangle her and divorce was the more gentle and legal option. As for my last "non married" relationship - I broke it off with her because while she was incredibly gorgeous and unbelieveably sweet she was painfully stupid and I realized she wasn't a partner she was a pet. The woman asked a sommelier if he had any Boone. I took her out for a lobster dinner and she said "God damn thats the biggest mudbug I ever saw" (Mudbug is texas for crawfish) and sucked the head. She tipped an airline Captain! She wrote a college paper about the importance of the US Constitution in which she got it mixed up with the USS Constitution and she went on to explain how its important because it leads "water parades".... We are still friendly, and I think shes a great person but there was just no future in it and there was no point leading her on and using her for sex because the relationship couldnt go anyplace . As for do I ever get tired paying out money - nope! I like to have fun and having fun means spending money. Thats what drives the economy. I'd rather drop the price of two tickets than to go alone, or to buy two dinners than to cook, etc. There is no such thing as free pussy... You pay for it one way or another even if youre married - as I have been twice. (In fact, the "free" pussy costs more! ) But to answer your obviously sarcastic question - nope I dont care about spending money. Im comfortable, and once the bills are paid, whats left is disposable income for buying toys, having fun, and enjoying life. I wont be able to spend it in the box so Im going to enjoy it while I can - with anyone who strikes me as fun to be with.
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