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christine1 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:25:58 PM)

gris...look deep into my eyes...or hair if you prefer....and cmail me if you want.  smoochies to you.

(and what is wrong with eating soup from the can?  geesh!)



Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:26:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Gris honey, we know you can't take care of yourself, and YOU know you can't take care of yourself.  Your first step on the slippery slope was when you got cable/satellite/whatever it was you got.

Now come rest your tired head on my plushy bosom and close your eyes and everything will be okay.

Cali



I'm feeling calm now (not at all any more organized but...)....calm....ohhhhmmmm.......plushy is good...plush....plushyness....plush things and plushyness and all that....ohhhhhmmmmmmmm......



CalifChick -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:27:20 PM)

I'm thinking Gris, that you were subconsciously trying to see how many of us would cmail our phone numbers to you.  If so, I will smack the living crap out of your subconscious.  But only if you won't like it.

Cali



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:27:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Griswold

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Gris honey, we know you can't take care of yourself, and YOU know you can't take care of yourself.  Your first step on the slippery slope was when you got cable/satellite/whatever it was you got.

Now come rest your tired head on my plushy bosom and close your eyes and everything will be okay.

Cali



I'm feeling calm now (not at all any more organized but...)....calm....ohhhhmmmm.......plushy is good...plush....plushyness....plush things and plushyness and all that....ohhhhhmmmmmmmm......



dont stop looking at my boobie pic's...it will ruin your calmness.... or you could follow the bouncing boobie in my vid.



Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:29:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tsatske

I could be wrong, but i don't think Gris meant, 'I'm going to kill myself' in the depressed or goth kind of way, more in the, 'I just burned my hand trying to heat soup! I can't figure out how to pour myself a flipping soda pop! What - I'm out of toilet paper? how can that be? ' kind of way - as in, without a chick around to take care of him, he is going to die of benighn and unintended self neglect.
unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?


(Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!)



windchymes -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:29:55 PM)

Define "killer".   Like, how many zero's?  [;)]



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:31:46 PM)

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unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?


if this gets gris a Mistress...ill be the next one to try this tactic!!!!!



Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:32:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

You mean kill yourself by doing things like eating soup out of a can, or kill yourself trying to figure out how to iron, or kill yourself by refusing to stop to ask for directions and drive off something that drops off suddenly? If all ya need is a woman, Gris, there are plenty of us around here, and some of us are even service-types.


Death by ironing...no, it hadn't crossed my mind....frozen yogurt....that crossed my mind....Christine's blonde hair....that struck me....ironing....nope...



Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:33:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: camille65

I ran out of toilet paper yesterday.Well....... I could 'see' it but not reach it, the package was 6 feet away on the other side of the bathroom.Terribly frustrating when you can't reach the Charmin.


(Gawwwd....my life is simple!!!!)



camille65 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:33:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I'm thinking Gris, that you were subconsciously trying to see how many of us would cmail our phone numbers to you.  If so, I will smack the living crap out of your subconscious.  But only if you won't like it.

Cali

 Well spit. I was one that offered my phone number to talk lol.[sm=doh.gif]



mzbehavin -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:35:05 PM)

giggles softly* reading everyone. Leaves a cyber-hug for Gris. xox



lronitulstahp -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:35:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:


unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?


if this gets gris a Mistress...ill be the next one to try this tactic!!!!!

umm haven't you heard, i am now his MIT(Mistress in Training) goodbye all you submissive suckers, I'm going to live it up on the other side of the whip!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGiP0x3VJY    and you faery, I think I'll miss you most of all....{{{Sooommewhere over the raaain-bow-www}}}



MontrealPhoenix -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:35:52 PM)

Hmmm, i wonder whether this is just a "look what a helpless man i am" ploy in an attempt to make someone feel sorry for you and come help you out.  IF so, good luck, hope it works, Gris [:D]
 
Phoenix



Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:36:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

     How about you be my first strap-on victim? 


We could talk...I may still be depressed (it is a terrible thing, that which I have to go through)...but who ever said a depressed guy can't have a smile the size of the Midwest?



angelwithhonor -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:37:36 PM)

would you really come on a bdsm forum and yell hey am gonna jump who has the rope...sighs, very sad..usally they dont cry out hey gonna kill myself..its just done and most dont even knew they was lost in dispair..



Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:38:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

gris...look deep into my eyes...or hair if you prefer....and cmail me if you want.  smoochies to you.

(and what is wrong with eating soup from the can?  geesh!)


Oh gawwwd....there's that hair again....

(I can't think straight....I blame everything on blonde wimmens).

I'm depressed again.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:39:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:


unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?


if this gets gris a Mistress...ill be the next one to try this tactic!!!!!

umm haven't you heard, i am now his MIT(Mistress in Training) goodbye all you submissive suckers, I'm going to live it up on the other side of the whip!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGiP0x3VJY    and you faery, I think I'll miss you most of all....{{{Sooommewhere over the raaain-bow-www}}}


damn my luck..guess ill have to settle for greedy top...



camille65 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:39:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Griswold

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

I ran out of toilet paper yesterday.Well....... I could 'see' it but not reach it, the package was 6 feet away on the other side of the bathroom.Terribly frustrating when you can't reach the Charmin.


(Gawwwd....my life is simple!!!!)

 As a bonus, I'm gullible too.[sm=bowdown.gif]



christine1 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:39:41 PM)

i depressed you?  well maybe you depressed me!  wanna share some soup right out of the can? 



lronitulstahp -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:40:25 PM)

[sm=whisper.gif]pssssttt...i'm slightly blond now....[sm=domme.gif]



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