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Level -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:40:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Griswold

I've determined I can't take care of myself.

I'm going to kill myself without a woman to straighten me out.

I haven't actually decided exactly how I'm going to kill myself...I think that's kind of "after the fact" kind of stuff....I have some books on the subject....(none of which, I'd like to add, are in the slightest interesting).  It certainly won't involve anything sharp.

But I do know I can't do it...(take care of myself, that is)...I can't do it.

I'm not kidding anyone in saying this....I don't know how.

I can make killer money, that's easy....but I'm a mess as to myself.

I'll just be over here---------->>>> (wondering how to make sense of all this).


Gris..... money = being taken care by a woman (or three). [:D]




Lumus -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:40:38 PM)

Colour me your colour, baby
Colour me your car
Colour me your colour, darling
I know who you are
Come up off your colour chart
I know where you're coming from
Call me on the line
Call me call me any anytime
Call me my love you can call me any day or night
Call me
Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
Emotions come I don't know why
Cover up love's alibi
Call me on the line
Call me call me any anytime
Call me oh my love
When you're ready we can share the wine
Call me
Ooh, he speaks the languages of love
Ooh, amore, chiamami chiamami.
Oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi
Anytime anyplace anywhere anyway
Anytime anyplace anywhere any day, anyway
Call me my life
Call me call me any anytime
Call me for a ride
Call me call me for some overtime
Take me out and show me off
Put me on the scene
Dress Me in the fashions of the nineteen nighties
You're the man no in between
I know what you words can mean
Call me call me any anytime
Call me for a ride
Call me call me for some overtime
Call me in my life
Call me call me in a sweet design
Call me call me for your lover's lover's alibi
Call me on the line
Call me call me any anytime
Call me
Oh, call me, ooh ooh ah.
Call me my love.
Call me, call me any anytime.


[But few, do.]





Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:41:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:


unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?


if this gets gris a Mistress...ill be the next one to try this tactic!!!!!




Faery, I'm actually going to sell my excess Mistresess's....when I get to 27...I swear to GAWDDD....I'm going to call you.

(Honest).




darkesttdesire -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:42:32 PM)

sheesh bit greedy aren't you???  at least I you should share....  oh by the way gris, its perfectly natural to feel this way..... will pass when you are toilet trained and weaned... I know it suks to be sitting there in shitty nappies but at least its your own shit your knee deep in.
Ps by the way my time is precious so I will be expecting a cheque, (a big fat one) in the  mail. after all you can't take it with ya so you might as well give it to a deserving cause such as myself, and to those who are apt to think i am not deserving, "shut the fuk up" 




GreedyTop -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:42:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:


unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?


if this gets gris a Mistress...ill be the next one to try this tactic!!!!!


umm haven't you heard, i am now his MIT(Mistress in Training) goodbye all you submissive suckers, I'm going to live it up on the other side of the whip!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGiP0x3VJY    and you faery, I think I'll miss you most of all....{{{Sooommewhere over the raaain-bow-www}}}


damn my luck..guess ill have to settle for greedy top...




wait..SETTLE?????  *hmph*




CalifChick -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:43:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: camille65
Well spit. I was one that offered my phone number to talk lol.


You weren't the only one camille.  It didn't have the typical Gris desperation, it had a little more serious tone to it.

I think for punishment I should make him take me shopping.

Cali




lronitulstahp -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:44:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:


unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?


if this gets gris a Mistress...ill be the next one to try this tactic!!!!!


umm haven't you heard, i am now his MIT(Mistress in Training) goodbye all you submissive suckers, I'm going to live it up on the other side of the whip!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGiP0x3VJY    and you faery, I think I'll miss you most of all....{{{Sooommewhere over the raaain-bow-www}}}


damn my luck..guess ill have to settle for greedy top...


oooohhh!!! That'll be so awesome...GT and I can get you and Gris all sub-spaced out and hang....(sigh) have to keep editing my i's...Gris..expect a spanking right away for all the back spacing....
Mistress Phatslut!!!!!!![sm=wife.gif]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:44:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:


unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?


if this gets gris a Mistress...ill be the next one to try this tactic!!!!!


umm haven't you heard, i am now his MIT(Mistress in Training) goodbye all you submissive suckers, I'm going to live it up on the other side of the whip!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGiP0x3VJY    and you faery, I think I'll miss you most of all....{{{Sooommewhere over the raaain-bow-www}}}


damn my luck..guess ill have to settle for greedy top...




wait..SETTLE?????  *hmph*



im still waiting for that collar!!!!!





frazzle121 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:44:30 PM)

LOL         hey if he's going, i want a share as well. just for having been here and answered.




GreedyTop -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:44:41 PM)

woohooo!  Yeah, tulip!!




Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:45:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix

Hmmm, i wonder whether this is just a "look what a helpless man i am" ploy in an attempt to make someone feel sorry for you and come help you out.  IF so, good luck, hope it works, Gris [:D]
 
Phoenix


Frankly, I think your lack of concern is slightly perturbing...I would think you'd have a smidge more concern....I could be in some major turmoil here.

I take offense to your conjecture that this could be a ploy....I'm saddened by your lack of camraderie....I feel ashamed for mankind frankly.




lronitulstahp -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:47:34 PM)

That's Tulip...don't make me get my paddle.....
(ummm, i think i got a little wet just now...power really IS the ultimate aphrodesiac[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m28.gif[/image]!)




Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:49:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelwithhonor

would you really come on a bdsm forum and yell hey am gonna jump who has the rope...sighs, very sad..usally they dont cry out hey gonna kill myself..its just done and most dont even knew they was lost in dispair..


I NEVER said I was going to jump!

I could possibly eat more Red Vines than were recommended by the Federal Dept. of someone (which could be big!)!

I could eat ALL those Red Vines...and then where would all you people be?????

(Wishing you'd all talked to me a little bit further I should think!!!!)

(That could happen).




Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:51:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level
Gris..... money = being taken care by a woman (or three). [:D]


Money.....money....more money....

(I'm calm again).




darkesttdesire -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:54:09 PM)


phew i am sure glad your only ashamed for 'man' 'kind' of which I am neither lol ....  damn I knew I should of bought a powerball last night ... mailbox isnt bulging with a cheque ...
[:@][:@][:@]




mzbehavin -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:54:16 PM)

Shopping always helps me. Nods yes alot*
Gris, i would miss red vines... Eat all the black licorice k? Or you could just take cali shopping. Candy demise aside.




Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:57:03 PM)

I was actually thinking about jumping but....when I realized that my back door was exactly 2 inches off the ground....I realized the futility of the whole thing.

(I need to buy a taller house dammit).




darkesttdesire -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:58:24 PM)

take a number honey.... will be plenty left...................... Looks like you are a winner  you have drawn the lucky lucky number "69"  oh well just think at least you wont get bored waiting in the queue.[:D]




lronitulstahp -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:58:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level
Gris..... money = being taken care by a woman (or three). [:D]


Money.....money....more money....

(I'm calm again).

because you're still coming out of depression I won't post the ABBA song I was going to find on youtube, but if you wanna be My pet...you better get used to musical outbursts in the future.....blah blah...lick ME  bleedin' boots!!!!!(trying out my cockney Domme voice)[sm=mistress.gif]




christine1 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 6:03:51 PM)

gris, i have a ledge around my porch that's maybe 4 feet high, would that help?




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