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Level -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:04:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

*giggle*



Now....... young lady....... we are talking some serious stuff  here! [sm=smile.gif]



Rule -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:05:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Griswold
I've determined I can't take care of myself.
Neither can I, being apathic as I am.

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ORIGINAL: Griswold
I'm going to kill myself without a woman to straighten me out.
Sub despair, eh? You need a domme to give purpose to your existence and a direction to your life, not so? They are out there, you know. Superdommes too.

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ORIGINAL: Griswold
I can make killer money, that's easy....but I'm a mess as to myself.
Well, you are one up on me. I am still living in a "trailer" - and have a chronic and highly contagious ugly virus.
As for dying: been there, done that, never want to experience that again.
Cheer up, chin up, go out in town and introduce yourself to females that may be potential dommes. You appear to be a true sub; there must be a market for you.



sirsholly -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:08:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

*giggle*



Now....... young lady....... we are talking some serious stuff  here! [sm=smile.gif]


yes Sir...i'm sorry Sir.  [:'(]



Level -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:11:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

*giggle*



Now....... young lady....... we are talking some serious stuff  here! [sm=smile.gif]


yes Sir...i'm sorry Sir.  [:'(]



[sm=goodpost.gif][sm=marionette.gif][sm=LMAO.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:12:57 AM)

i didn't thing you'd buy it...



LadyEllen -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:16:13 AM)

what is it you need Gris?

a) romantic/sexual relationship
b) cook, washerwoman and scullery maid
c) slave driver - to make you do (b)
d) nanny
e) other


E



Level -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:21:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i didn't thing you'd buy it...


I try to read between the lines...... [8|]



MontrealPhoenix -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:32:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Griswold

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ORIGINAL: angelwithhonor

would you really come on a bdsm forum and yell hey am gonna jump who has the rope...sighs, very sad..usally they dont cry out hey gonna kill myself..its just done and most dont even knew they was lost in dispair..


I NEVER said I was going to jump!

I could possibly eat more Red Vines than were recommended by the Federal Dept. of someone (which could be big!)!

I could eat ALL those Red Vines...and then where would all you people be?????

(Wishing you'd all talked to me a little bit further I should think!!!!)

(That could happen).


Okay, i should probably be concerned about this but i haven't the foggiest idea what Red Vines are. I have a feeling that it's licorice of some sort, but is it GOOD licorice?
 
I would also like to point out that i've been really nice and sympathetic so i deserve some Red Vines at least.
 
Phoenix



camille65 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:40:13 AM)

Red Vines are FAKE licorice!Fake I tell ya.



MontrealPhoenix -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:54:47 AM)

FAKE licorice??? You mean there is imitation licorice out there? I am SHOCKED, deeply, deeply shocked!
 
Okay Phin, you can have all the Red Vines, i'm a licorice snob, i only eat the real thing.
 
Phoenix



camille65 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:56:59 AM)

It's red. Some sort of cherry/strawberry fake flavor and the wrong texture for twue licorice.I will say it is fun to play with, especially the whips but I can never get past the taste.[sm=eeew.gif]



MontrealPhoenix -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 5:56:58 AM)

As far as i'm concerned Twizzlers is the only weel, twue red licorice, all others are pretenders to the throne.  So, without having tried RVs, i agree with your opinion of [sm=eeew.gif] camille.
 
Phoenix



adoracat -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 6:32:56 AM)

*hugs gris*

i't'll get better, baby.

kitten



cjan -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 8:13:24 AM)

Here, Gris:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uhuQvY-los

I think most of us have been in that dark despair, some more than once, at some time or another. It's a very final decision, yanno, and it does give the finger to many, but, as DH says in his song, you can find a more creative and satisfying way to do that, if ya want. Besides, you will just come back worse off, and just have to start all over again.

Lot's of peeps have given good advice here. I particularly like some of the advice from some of the ladies, and you seem to instinctively know what you need, Gris. Sexual healing is good for you. Get some gash, it will blow over.



cjan -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 8:24:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I'm thinking Gris, that you were subconsciously trying to see how many of us would cmail our phone numbers to you.  If so, I will smack the living crap out of your subconscious.  But only if you won't like it.

Cali



Damn, he is a slick mo'fo', ain't he ? He even got Tulip and GT to offer to, ummm, straighten him out, and an offer of Cali bewbage/pillow  for a nappy. Slick, vewwwwy, slick.



subtee -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 8:41:40 AM)

~co"gris"erates~

Smooch.



CalifChick -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 10:12:41 AM)

We love the Gris, what can we say?

Cali



subtee -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 11:13:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

We love the Gris, what can we say?

Cali



Mmmmmmmmmmmm...we should "love" him together. We'd either cheer him up or kill him (spare him the trouble).



CalifChick -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 11:13:56 AM)

Subtee my sister, I can get on board with that.

Cali



Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/9/2008 4:00:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rule
Cheer up, chin up, go out in town and introduce yourself to females that may be potential dommes. You appear to be a true sub; there must be a market for you.


I'm sure there is but...they all want Cashiers checks...(or real estate).

(Doesn't anyone work off of Green Stamps any more?)



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