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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:26:42 PM

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But as we know, a weal twue sub wouldn't ask for anything in return for doing all these things for you:

HOGWASH!

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:30:56 PM

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Muhahahahahaha, you're lovely, when you're indignant

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:40:06 PM

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Without having an atom of a molecule of a cell of dominance within my body, I was just thinking, (ironically)…I want a sub! He could give me mani/pedi’s, do my hair, cook awesome food, give me massages, clean (!), pick out and iron my clothes, pay my bills---tribute! We could watch independent movies together and eat outrageous hors d’oeurves he made. He could shave my legs…read to me as I fall asleep. Yardwork, grocery shopping, brush my hair, bring me wine.

How would this work, do ya think? Would I actually have to, like, tie him up and hit him, make him crawl around and pee on him (shudder), or can we just be pals?

What would you (submissives) do with a sub of your own?

Disclaimer: The content of this message is no way intended to be taken seriously, nor should it be considered a cry for help from a confused sub. It is intended only for those possessing a sense of humor to engage in a “what if” discussion at their discretion. The author is not intended to substitute for “real” actual and/or professional Dommes, who know what they’re doing. Void where prohibited by Mod 11.

Where can I sign up for one?

Maybe Sir could give him a list of stuff to do each day

Tasks might include laundry, dishes, mopping, vacuuming, feeding all my birds & cleaning their cages, grocery shopping (which I loathe

), definitely cleaning bathrooms, dusting, scheduling appointments, operating Mom's Taxi Service, shopping for clothes together (this tends to be a depressing experience for me), working out together, surf internet forensic/crime/science sites, manicures, pedicures, foot and back massages, play with my hair....

Actually, I'm not picky....I'd split these tasks. It would just be nice to have an extra set of helping hands around

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:40:41 PM

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Youse people are totally deranged and I wonder where you escaped from. I am starting to like it here :-)

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:43:39 PM

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Termyn8or
Deranged

hahahahaha

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:43:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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I was wealthy once long ago and far away… and my slave had servants. She had a chauffer, a maid, a landscaper and normal stuff that supports a house. She was qute fond of it, I am sure you would be too.

Servants would be great fun...but cost money. That's the snafu to my whole evil plan: I don't have anything to offer a sub in return. Not even domination.

I hate it when money gets in the way of a good evil plan... perhaps cookies as bait?

I'm on it. I make excellent homemade choc. chip cookies (just ask Sir

). *heads to the kitchen to gather supplies*

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:46:50 PM

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i would be your sub...but you have a stalker writing me and i am scared of him!

YOUS better get him locked up!

i still wonder how he got my name..i dont think i ever wrote you....

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:48:56 PM

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faery I'm so sorry about that. He writes to different people on here. I'm sorry he bothered you:

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:49:31 PM

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Youse people are totally deranged and I wonder where you escaped from. I am starting to like it here :-)

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Awwww shucks. You're too kind

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:54:11 PM

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O.o Aweee I want one!

I think I want one that can do my hair.... It's all grey at the moment and I need a dye job like none other... *Cry*

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:55:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: servantheart

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I was wealthy once long ago and far away… and my slave had servants. She had a chauffer, a maid, a landscaper and normal stuff that supports a house. She was qute fond of it, I am sure you would be too.

Servants would be great fun...but cost money. That's the snafu to my whole evil plan: I don't have anything to offer a sub in return. Not even domination.

I hate it when money gets in the way of a good evil plan... perhaps cookies as bait?

I'm on it. I make excellent homemade choc. chip cookies (just ask Sir ). *heads to the kitchen to gather supplies*

................. Just start baking chocochip cookies and servants magically appear. .............

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:56:20 PM

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O.o Aweee I want one!

I think I want one that can do my hair.... It's all grey at the moment and I need a dye job like none other... *Cry*

grey hair at 21?? WTF???

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:57:02 PM

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i would be your sub...but you have a stalker writing me and i am scared of him!

faery, he wrote me because I responded to a post he made. I gave him one line responses that got shorter and shorter and he just gave up. I think my final response was "ok". Can't get a whole lot shorter than that and still make a word out of it.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 3:58:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

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O.o Aweee I want one!

I think I want one that can do my hair.... It's all grey at the moment and I need a dye job like none other... *Cry*

grey hair at 21?? WTF???

Bleach + Bright blue + three weeks later = washed out grey grandma crap.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:01:18 PM

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Sorry to you to Cali.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:03:52 PM

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Ahhh, no tee, it was amusing there for a bit. Talking about stuff. Then he lost interest. Idiot. LOL.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:05:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

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O.o Aweee I want one!

I think I want one that can do my hair.... It's all grey at the moment and I need a dye job like none other... *Cry*

grey hair at 21?? WTF???

Bleach + Bright blue + three weeks later = washed out grey grandma crap.

i always get my salon to do my hair...no foul ups.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:07:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

O.o Aweee I want one!

I think I want one that can do my hair.... It's all grey at the moment and I need a dye job like none other... *Cry*

Definitely hair/nails/facial sub!

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:07:49 PM

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Hey tee, his old account has been deleted.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:09:03 PM

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He's got about 8, and growing daily! Bastage.

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