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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 9:15:04 AM

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I don't want a sub. I want a Dom, a shamelessly masculine arrogant Dom to order me to my knees, and to help me there by pulling my hair because I don't move fast enough.

My GOD it's been too long.

~gulp~ That would be really, really good too...

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 9:18:29 AM

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I do, however,tee, bristle at the way you put "WASH him and bring him to my tent". Hmmph...Why, oh word fetishist ( is that a woid ?), is there no antonym for misogynist ? If you had said, instead," BATHE him and bring him to my tent", I might have been interested.

This is allegedly a quote from Cher, uttered upon the occasion of her 40th birthday, in reference to a 22-year-old-hunk. I’m not aware if she was “obeyed” but that’s where I’d put my money.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:12:35 AM

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You're right...I don't think I could last very long either. I'd probably have a hard time telling him what to do in the first place:

Me: So...
Sub: Yes?

Me: Uh, well...what do you wanna do?
Sub: Hmmmm. What would you like me to do?

Me: Oh, you know...whatever you feel like doing...
Sub: Okay, well, I'd like to do what you feel like you'd like me to do

Me: Sure, but, you know, just...do what you feel like you'd like to be doing, okay?
Sub: Happy to do that, if you'll tell me because what I feel like I'd like to be doing is what you'd like me to do. For you.

Me: Okay, stop doing that.
Sub: My pleasure.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:13:47 AM

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I was j/k anyhoo. Just as you shouldn't believe eveything you think, don't believe everything I post, unless you can "hear" my tone/"see "my expression. I guess I should put this disclaimer in my sig...

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:25:29 AM

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I get you, cjan, man

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:26:16 AM

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tee where can i get me one of these subs... I prefer one that can't speak

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:26:59 AM

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CJ... we're likening you to a 22 year old hunk. Just roll with it babieeeeeeee.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:27:49 AM

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See, that's what I'm not sure about. (Although I've gotten a few offers I could share with you, sexy Divi.)

I like the no talking thing. Nice touch!

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:28:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: subtee

You're right...I don't think I could last very long either. I'd probably have a hard time telling him what to do in the first place:

Me: So...
Sub: Yes?

Me: Uh, well...what do you wanna do?
Sub: Hmmmm. What would you like me to do?

Me: Oh, you know...whatever you feel like doing...
Sub: Okay, well, I'd like to do what you feel like you'd like me to do

Me: Sure, but, you know, just...do what you feel like you'd like to be doing, okay?
Sub: Happy to do that, if you'll tell me because what I feel like I'd like to be doing is what you'd like me to do. For you.

Me: Okay, stop doing that.
Sub: My pleasure.

HahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (You have just now read a transcript of why my marriage didn't work out the way I hoped.)

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:37:00 AM

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Don't forget ladies, that way back on page one I offered to be, basically, the UberDomme of this whole little shindig. I can give orders for servicing for all of you. Gawwwwd the beating to re-center would be so mmmmmmmmm yummmmmy.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 10:38:50 AM

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Awesome Cali...all we have to say is, "She said so."

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 11:42:17 AM

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... hmm ...

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 11:50:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

I don't want a sub. I want a Dom, a shamelessly masculine arrogant Dom to order me to my knees, and to help me there by pulling my hair because I don't move fast enough.

My GOD it's been too long.

~gulp~ That would be really, really good too...

You two are so spoileddddddd..

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 12:01:05 PM

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OMG, this thread had me spitting tuna salad all over my coffee table. Where can i get one of them there subby boys to clean up (my house and me).
i was offered a chance once, but he wanted to much say and he was only 21! All i would get in return was clothes, a clean house, and learn how to face sit! Oh hell, i missed out on something good didn't i?

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 1:49:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

I don't want a sub. I want a Dom, a shamelessly masculine arrogant Dom to order me to my knees, and to help me there by pulling my hair because I don't move fast enough.

My GOD it's been too long.

~gulp~ That would be really, really good too...

You two are so spoileddddddd..

Oh. Look, tee. Our wish came true.

~leering at Bounty~

He's not washed yet ... but I do believe that's a jobs that subs can help with.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 2:22:48 PM

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Oh. Look, tee. Our wish came true.

~leering at Bounty~

He's not washed yet ... but I do believe that's a jobs that subs can help with.

A "Bountiful" wash...I'm in.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 4:04:16 PM

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truth be told...I'd probably take out all my angst verbally...make him cry once, then wrap him up in a blanket and put him to bed...

then I'd eat a boatload of black cherry ice cream and feel bad about making him cry...

Not.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 4:10:10 PM

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*chuckles* I've considered it. If I ever found someone who I trusted and honestly wanted no-strings attached housework, I'd probably be quite happy to let them get their fix working around the house.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 4:44:23 PM

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i just want one that can do hair really, really well.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 4:48:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: subtee

This is allegedly a quote from Cher, uttered upon the occasion of her 40th birthday, in reference to a 22-year-old-hunk. I’m not aware if she was “obeyed” but that’s where I’d put my money.

makes one wonder if Sonny was a sub...well, ok it was a half second fleeting thought that accidentally turned into a post...

geesh, so i'm really wondering, alright?

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He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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