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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:12:13 PM

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He's got about 8, and growing daily! Bastage.

this is another reason i dont date men

cause if its 8 and growing... IT ISNT NATURAL!!!! gov't experiment!!!

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:13:55 PM

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geesh, i'm feeling left out, i've never been stalked by the mystery man...i don't think

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:14:56 PM

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He's got about 8, and growing daily! Bastage.

this is another reason i dont date men

cause if its 8 and growing... IT ISNT NATURAL!!!! gov't experiment!!!

Hahahahahahahaha!

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:19:22 PM

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Christine, it's not nearly as interesting as it seems. You're not missing out!

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:21:35 PM

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Christine, it's not nearly as interesting as it seems. You're not missing out!

yes and imagine if he realizes what i have um... i bet he'd get all homophobic and start sending me death threats.....

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:26:37 PM

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Christine, it's not nearly as interesting as it seems. You're not missing out!

yes and imagine if he realizes what i have um... i bet he'd get all homophobic and start sending me death threats.....

Wanna borrow my hat? Best hat ever! 99% chance to scare away silly wankers.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:28:40 PM

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Christine, it's not nearly as interesting as it seems. You're not missing out!

yes and imagine if he realizes what i have um... i bet he'd get all homophobic and start sending me death threats.....

Wanna borrow my hat? Best hat ever!

i want to borrow your boobs...mine are too small.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:30:04 PM

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Lies, I have super-amazing pushup bra. It's like stuffing that whole hat in there, srs.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:31:45 PM

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Lies, I have super-amazing pushup bra. It's like stuffing that whole hat in there, srs.

well then im coming to georgia so you can introduce me to matlock and be my temp Mistress... cause if my boobs are bigger than anyone...they deserve to be owned by the person with the smaller ones.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 4:33:26 PM

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I don't want a sub. I want a Dom, a shamelessly masculine arrogant Dom to order me to my knees, and to help me there by pulling my hair because I don't move fast enough.

My GOD it's been too long.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 5:27:56 PM

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Moi? Wait! Don't get all french on me, that's all I know.

Wouldn't you like a sub for chores or spa-like activities? Anything?

I don't know about you, but moi, I'm horribly lazy, it would be a shag to have to think up orders all the time. It's easier for me if a Dom/me goes "Right, on your back, slut/whore/baby/darling! I'm going to do your nails and give you a foot massage."

Perhaps we could work on cjan: with a little training, we could make anything out of that boy. He's got potential. How 'bout it, cj :-) ?

I don't think I need much training, thank you very much, kitt, dear. I happen to be a gifted and skilled massage therapist and experienced in many spa modalities( body wraps, exfoliations, Thallasotherapy, etc, etc.). I'm also a gourmet cook (trained chef)and enjoy fine wines. Sorry, I don't clean or do windows, there are services for such.I also have other, ummm, skills that I won't mention in consideration of tender sensibilities.

I do, however,tee, bristle at the way you put "WASH him and bring him to my tent". Hmmph...Why, oh word fetishist ( is that a woid ?), is there no antonym for misogynist ? If you had said, instead," BATHE him and bring him to my tent", I might have been interested.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 5:43:11 PM

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Without having an atom of a molecule of a cell of dominance within my body, I was just thinking, (ironically)…I want a sub! He could give me mani/pedi’s, do my hair, cook awesome food, give me massages, clean (!), pick out and iron my clothes, pay my bills---tribute! We could watch independent movies together and eat outrageous hors d’oeurves he made. He could shave my legs…read to me as I fall asleep. Yardwork, grocery shopping, brush my hair, bring me wine.

How would this work, do ya think? Would I actually have to, like, tie him up and hit him, make him crawl around and pee on him (shudder), or can we just be pals?

What would you (submissives) do with a sub of your own?

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i think a sister sub might work. we could do each other's hair and pedicures, eat dark chocolate together, watch movies together, ... no need to dominate.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 7:31:07 PM

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If you had said, instead," BATHE him and bring him to my tent", I might have been interested.

Darlin', you are so full of shit that it will take an entire month of high colonics to rectify the situation. You are so interested I can hear your manly man parts vibrating from here.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 7:32:14 PM

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 8:54:48 PM

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He could give me mani/pedi’s, do my hair

ok..men are not good at these girly things..they would have to be trained and that costs alot of money...

and yes if it was me...i would want to be spanked, tied, gaged, flogged, etc etc.

Actually my male sub trained himself to do pedicures/manicures/massages and he is excellent at it

and he like you wants to be spanked, tied, gagged, flogged etc etc. which, I happily do.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/12/2008 8:55:43 PM

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Hm, i think i'd be happy to stop at the tribute part... as long as i didn't have to go to work, i could take care of the rest of the stuff. Well, it would be nice to have a sub to take care of the laundry, because it just requires too much attention. And the dishes and cat boxes, because those are yucky. And the occasional heavy bondage scene that's "too much work". And washing the cars. And... Okay, i think i'm going to need a couple of them submisserves, actually...

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 4:31:05 AM

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Okay I want a sub ...

Mani & Pedi's whenever I wanted would be so amazing....And work around the house..very cool...

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 6:12:18 AM

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If you had said, instead," BATHE him and bring him to my tent", I might have been interested.

Darlin', you are so full of shit that it will take an entire month of high colonics to rectify the situation. You are so interested I can hear your manly man parts vibrating from here.

Cali

Shit, pants in public again. Cali, my lurv, ya gotta stop doin' that. Only in private, please.

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 8:48:40 AM

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Wash HER and bring to my tent, Don't truly know what to do with her other than to dress her in thin, fine garments, heels of course and watch her work in front of me, dildos and butt plug possible.Spanking of course. The prep of " her" would be fun But after the 1st hour I would have to invent her chores. I'd have to heavily monitor my behavior, I'm such a light weight I would end up brushing her hair, bathing her, dressing her and in little or no time be at her mercy.( happily) .not exactly the direction this thread pursues. I truly enjoy loving/worshiping a female..and the end for me would be any physical contact or display of sincere affection toward me. ( I hate that sounds needy and in real life I'm a little harder to capture). Just a sub at heart. Respectfully, jim

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RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” - 5/13/2008 8:50:33 AM

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Damn, I meant "pantsed" in public. Cali discumbobulated me again.

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