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ResidentSadist -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:09:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MakeMeSmile4U Hmmm... I was considering posting my weirdest contact, but how the hell can I follow, much less beat, RS's post? Game over, he wins :) We want to hear yours. It’s not a contest. If it was, you’d see all that whole “castrate me Mistress” crowd. My Mistress friend was getting annoyed with one guy and put him on the phone with me… I told him when I was done I’d staple the wound shut! He never called her again. Come on now, even leather gets those “chop a titty requests”. Tell us your story.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:10:31 AM)
Oh, I forgot about the guy who contacted me cause he wanted my dirty panties.

Leatherist -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:17:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: MakeMeSmile4U Hmmm... I was considering posting my weirdest contact, but how the hell can I follow, much less beat, RS's post? Game over, he wins :) We want to hear yours. It’s not a contest. If it was, you’d see all that whole “castrate me Mistress” crowd. My Mistress friend was getting annoyed with one guy and put him on the phone with me… I told him when I was done I’d staple the wound shut! He never called her again. Come on now, even leather gets those “chop a titty requests”. Tell us your story. I've gotten the chop a titty thing twice now,same sender. Must be some mass mailing guy. And with the way some of these idiot male subs behave, I'd gladly castrate them,with a ten pound sledge hammer-sort of like a popeye cartoon.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:20:21 AM)
not met anyone here..you are all scared to meet me...you fear my charm and natural beauty. you fear my youthful looking skin and hot smokin body. you fear not giving me a greyhound ticket to meet you face to face. so i can vacation in the usa and sun bathe and shop till i drop in victoria secret. you fear not giving me your phone # because of my yummy voice (i have proof from 4 females about my yummy voice). you can not handle THE FREAK OF THE NORTH!!!!

defiantbadgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:22:01 AM)
A Dom looking for a sex slave to share with his dog. Would definitely be an interesting 3 way exchange of fluids

Slave2Bob -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:50:39 AM)
Ok- I've had many, but not many true nutjobs. There's ont that wanted me to abandon my kitties and move to Tx without ever meeting, and got huffy when I politely told him I'd rather not. Then got nasty when I flat-out refused. Several have requested some doggie action because they thought my pet cougar was a dog- DUH!- one sweetheart that wants to marry- one that thought a swingers weekend party was appropriate for a first meeting- and many that bitch because my standards are too high to include them, Ok I'll lower my standards so I can have something I DON'T want !

BBWnNC72 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:54:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Oh, I forgot about the guy who contacted me cause he wanted my dirty panties. i had that one just this past week. LOL, $25 a pair. i had one that offered me $150,000 to stay with him for 6 months and $20,000 to each on of my UMs for keeping me away from them for that long. The first thing that popped in my mind was "it puts the lotion on its skin"! i have also had 5 marriage proposals from Doms who i have not met yet. Maybe it's my eyes, lol.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:59:46 AM)
if a guy's offering that kind of $ they likely have std's and need a complete stranger.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:00:58 AM)
a domme from Eastern Europe who demanded a tribute in her first message a dom from Turkey who wanted to kidnap me a dom from PA who wanted to know if read the morning paper and lastly, a male submissive who wanted to lick me and Daddy clean after having sex (he actually told me sucking other people's cum is a fetish for him) ewwwwwwwwwwww

BBWnNC72 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:04:24 AM)
i have been offered that from male subs, i guess it wouldn't be so bad, but one of those subs wanted to be my total toilet too. Now that was eewww. i just got a message from a female Dom who runs a ranch that makes the girls pregnant and then adopts the babies to gay and lesbien couples, LOL.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:06:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72 i have been offered that from male subs, i guess it wouldn't be so bad, but one of those subs wanted to be my total toilet too. Now that was eewww. i just got a message from a female Dom who runs a ranch that makes the girls pregnant and then adopts the babies to gay and lesbien couples, LOL. i better hide my profile from her so she doesnt offer me one of them since im lesbian.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:11:42 AM)
LOL, you never know, it might be a cute kid, have smarts, and love fairys. [:D] Oh, and don't forget, it would be organic being farm bred and born.

ResidentSadist -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:12:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72 i had that one just this past week. LOL, $25 a pair. i had one that offered me $150,000 to stay with him for 6 months and $20,000 to each on of my UMs for keeping me away from them for that long. The first thing that popped in my mind was "it puts the lotion on its skin"! i have also had 5 marriage proposals from Doms who i have not met yet. Maybe it's my eyes, lol. I hear $25-$50 is the going rate for panties! ..... "it puts the lotion on its skin" ..... sounds way scary to me. Wow, 5 proposals w/o even meeting... are you having a good time or what? I’m jealous.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:13:27 AM)
i tell You, it's the eyes, can't be my tits, i don't have those posted! Why was i only offered $25 then, now i feel so un-special. [:(]

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:15:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Oh, I forgot about the guy who contacted me cause he wanted my dirty panties. hey now, you said if I could make a good offer you would send em to me... :P

mistoferin -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:20:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I hear $25-$50 is the going rate for panties! Damn...that's almost a good enough reason to start wearing panties....almost.[:D]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:23:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I hear $25-$50 is the going rate for panties! Damn...that's almost a good enough reason to start wearing panties....almost.[:D] they were sold on ebay once until ebay stated it was illegal and non sanitary. for much less than stated price above. too bad you cant do it now..i'd make millions.

mzbehavin -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:27:31 AM)
Lets see... theres so many its hard to choose. How about the guy who's into total body modification and wanted to buy me implants, botox, collagen, and remake me into a 'bimbo fuck doll' i believe was his wording. Note~ There was no mention of aftercare or drainage tubes. smirk* 3 marriage proposals. People have been feeling generous lately. I've been offered a trips, cash. But alas, i'm jaded and laugh off these types of things. Trust No One~

LadyRainfire -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:27:55 AM)
Sheesh, I'm almost, just almost, feeling left out. I've just had one that left me in a fetal ball on my bed. It's not that he was so specific in what he wanted to do or wanted me to do to him but he was just so creepy and wouldn't take no for an answer. Even after repeated warnings from both myself and then Lumus. Only person I've had to block and hide on CM.

ResidentSadist -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 11:30:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl they were sold on ebay once until ebay stated it was illegal and non sanitary. for much less than stated price above. too bad you cant do it now..i'd make millions. From what I understand, they peed in a bucket and then used a sprayer to mass produce ‘scented’ panties. I heard it was and still is profitable. Many sites are run like Collar Me as a forum. Those sites are still out there and active.

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