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awakenednj -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:42:00 PM)

Almost sad that I haven't gotten any real freaks yet... Just your standard trolls: "come be my slave now" and such




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:46:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I met this crappy dom .......love fabric stores, ...........

Fucking wierd if you ask me...


please tell me this isn't you simplymichael. i'm already crushing on you and this would just make me melt in a puddle......

i'm sorry bsb [:)]

'tis the one and only SimplyMichael m'dear..  He and I have already spent some quality time in fabric stores here in sunny Fla.... (runs to get the mop...)




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:48:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I met this crappy dom .......love fabric stores, ...........

Fucking wierd if you ask me...


please tell me this isn't you simplymichael. i'm already crushing on you and this would just make me melt in a puddle......

i'm sorry bsb [:)]


hey, get in line behind me. BSB feels honored when we crush on her man.

I do.. I really do...




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:49:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

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ORIGINAL: MissIsis

Someone wanted to know if I would dress up in Classic Star Trek uniforms..... Everyday! 



Now, THAT one, I'd do! [:D] 
 

There was one guy who wanted me to wrestle his wife (fairly common, I know).
 
And one who contacted Master, out of the blue and in all sincerity, and offered a goodly sum to rent me for the weekend!

THAT WAS ME!!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:53:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I met this crappy dom .......love fabric stores, ...........

Fucking wierd if you ask me...


please tell me this isn't you simplymichael. i'm already crushing on you and this would just make me melt in a puddle......

i'm sorry bsb [:)]


hey, get in line behind me. BSB feels honored when we crush on her man.

I do.. I really do...


But Miss BSB, I kinda crush on you too!




Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:54:37 PM)

I knew that there were more Doms that went to fabric stores...

fuckin knew it!




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:55:08 PM)

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and offered a goodly sum to rent me for the weekend!


nobody ever offers me money or gifts...nothing...i must be ugly or something....





thornhappy -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:56:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

a dom from PA who wanted to know if read the morning paper



Heh...the paper bandit strikes again.  I think that guy has emailed every single female on this site.

Nope, not me!

thornhappy




GreedyTop -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:58:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

a dom from PA who wanted to know if read the morning paper



Heh...the paper bandit strikes again.  I think that guy has emailed every single female on this site.


*sob* not me!!




Leatherist -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 4:58:40 PM)

Ya gotta get the lace and satin to finish up the fancy plastic panties to cover thier diapers SOMEWHERE. [:D]




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 5:01:38 PM)

[sm=mistress.gif]thanks LL..




PsyVamp -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 5:02:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Owner4SexSlave

Let's see... I have made up my found nicknames for them all...
  • Foot Tickle Fetish Girl
  • Death Metal Corpse Girl
  • Bullwhip Amish Farmer Girl
  • Dripping Wet Basement Bitch


Basically the kinds that were so fixated upon one thing, they could not talk about anything else.   Single minded track of minds running out of control like a freight train.




The really creepy thing about this list ...is that there are guys out there that fit those descriptions too....  hmmm, maybe they are all the same people.




BlueEyedSubinDE -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 5:15:29 PM)

The weirdest thing I've been approached with is a guy who must have watched too many 3 Stooges movies.  He wanted to hit me in the face with banana creme pies, but only online because he was married. 

I decided not to take him up on that and never talked to him again! 




tsatske -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 5:20:04 PM)

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And then there was the chick with breast cancer who wrote asking me to cut her tits off.  I thought she was bluffing and called her on it… we ended up talking and she was serious.  She was vain, she was gonna’ loose her pride and joy titties and wanted them to go out in glory on film.


I really don't wanna be the one to pop your bubble on this one, RS, but i really think that same woman talked to my Ex=Master - and i have been released from him for nearly 5 years. (i mean, they talked while i was his - so, a bit ago)
she say she had her docs permission, since it wouldn't matter anyway? did he say, if you wanted to literally bite pieces off, rinse with listerine first to sterilize your mouth? did she have a surgery date that she wanted it done right before?

<shrug> just asking.




Leatherist -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 5:22:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PsyVamp

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ORIGINAL: Owner4SexSlave

Let's see... I have made up my found nicknames for them all...
  • Foot Tickle Fetish Girl
  • Death Metal Corpse Girl
  • Bullwhip Amish Farmer Girl
  • Dripping Wet Basement Bitch



Basically the kinds that were so fixated upon one thing, they could not talk about anything else.   Single minded track of minds running out of control like a freight train.




The really creepy thing about this list ...is that there are guys out there that fit those descriptions too....  hmmm, maybe they are all the same people.


And let's not forget

Junior high school kid, messing around on mommies computer twerp. Subbing to this one is a right old bitch. [:D]

Though his class mates looking over his shoulder are probably terribly amused by what he can get that old lady to do on cam.




slavegirljoy -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 5:22:41 PM)

There hasn't been anything, that i have received from men on this site, that has even come close to the bizarre things that men on dating sites for disabled/amputees have told me they wanted. 
 
Here is a sampling:

*Since you are already a right below-knee amputee, how would you feel about having the rest of your leg amputated, even up to the hip?

 
*Get your left leg amputated, too.  I can arrange for it to be done in Indonesia very easily.
 
*I want your left arm amputated to the shoulder and the right arm to 3-4" below the elbow.
 
*Become a quad amputee and i will dress you and have a custom wheelchair made for you.  How about having your vocal chords removed so that you will also be a mute? 
 
Then, there was also the man in PA, who was older and said he would "will me" his small farm, if i would live with him until he died and, never use a prosthesis.  Actually, all of these devotees insisted that i never use a prosthesis, which means crutches, crawling, or hopping to get around.
 
Many men also wanted to pay me to send them pictures and, especially, videos of me hopping on my one leg, doing housework, shopping, just everyday things, without my prosthesis and wearing either shorts or (preferably) a skirt, that would show my stump.
 
The people here are pretty tame, i would say.

joy
Owned servant of Master David




Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 5:32:19 PM)

There was one male slave that kept on about being my toilet, he wanted me to cage him in the bathroom each night even, I honestly was stunned into silence on it...




hejira92 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 5:48:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissIsis

Someone wanted to know if I would dress up in Classic Star Trek uniforms..... Everyday! 



Now, THAT one, I'd do! [:D] 
 

There was one guy who wanted me to wrestle his wife (fairly common, I know).
 
And one who contacted Master, out of the blue and in all sincerity, and offered a goodly sum to rent me for the weekend!

THAT WAS ME!!


[sm=rofl.gif]

But seriously.... When do you want me over?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 6:05:58 PM)

Oh the newspaper guy!  Nearly forgot about him!  Besides that guy, it's the usual requests for castration, death, mutilation, and toilet slavery.  And DIRTY panties, which I assure you Lushy are NOT what you and I would provide.  BUT!  I think there might be a lucrative side business in getting teenage boys to wear the unnerpance and mess them up FOR us....  Srsly![:D]




lusciouslips19 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 6:08:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Oh the newspaper guy!  Nearly forgot about him!  Besides that guy, it's the usual requests for castration, death, mutilation, and toilet slavery.  And DIRTY panties, which I assure you Lushy are NOT what you and I would provide.  BUT!  I think there might be a lucrative side business in getting teenage boys to wear the unnerpance and mess them up FOR us....  Srsly![:D]


I dont know. Boys are Gross![:-]




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