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KCherry -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 6:23:43 PM)

Well I got an offer of a thousand dollars to cut my hair off, um...Oh and the guy that wanted to attempt to rape my bellybutton. .-.-;



Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 6:27:15 PM)

well ya know, you do have a very attractive bellybutton, and if he is afraid of any hole that isnt larger/deeper than that then...



KCherry -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 6:40:25 PM)

Forget STDS the real danger is bellybutton lint [:D]



PsyVamp -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 7:00:18 PM)

[sm=abducted.gif]

Oy!
There is this one "dude" that constantly puts up a profile, just to take it down again the same day.. just wants to talk about bleeding to death..

I told him I didn't like him well enough to kill him.[sm=evil.gif]



NumberSix -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 7:05:34 PM)

While my guitar gently weeps...........

GeorgieDom 



LadyHibiscus -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 7:15:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Oh the newspaper guy!  Nearly forgot about him!  Besides that guy, it's the usual requests for castration, death, mutilation, and toilet slavery.  And DIRTY panties, which I assure you Lushy are NOT what you and I would provide.  BUT!  I think there might be a lucrative side business in getting teenage boys to wear the unnerpance and mess them up FOR us....  Srsly![:D]


I dont know. Boys are Gross![:-]


Well DUH!!  What the dirty pants guy wanted WAS gross!  IMO, anyway![:'(]



mercifulsiren -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 7:40:39 PM)

 I am usually an openminded person but I somebody wanted me to burn off his penis and balls.  Most people I have talked to on here are good people but some of the folks on here are scary weird. 



LadyHibiscus -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 7:43:28 PM)

Yanno, I am rather surprised that I haven't heard from any cannibals or vore people.  Just what are we supposed to DO with the mutiliated remains of our victims, anyway?

Scary weird, that sums it up....[8|]



Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 7:44:13 PM)

"If I leave my window unlocked will you come through it and make me a vampire?"


I wish I was kidding



EbonyPhoenix68 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 7:57:57 PM)

When it comes to nut jobs, about the only ones I can think of are a Dom/switch couple from my area (who IMHO ought be in either jail or the funny farm) and anyone who gets off on criticizing others. All the more reason I'm free to be me. [:D]



hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:05:16 PM)

Hi Ms. my name is sarah, my boyfriend (Dom) will be traveling to your area next week on business, would you mind taking him into to your home and humilating him on cam for me so he can keep up with his requirements since he will be away from me?


I still dont fully understand that one....



YourhandMyAss -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:08:01 PM)

I hate people like that, there's one guy all he could think about or talk about was his small penis humiliation fetish. You could tell him you went to the moon did errends then came back all in less than 5 hours an he'd be like that's nice today I played with my penis. every other sentance out of his mouth was about his penis and would I stomp on it, and kick it and write obsenities on it and make fun of it and on and on and oooooooooon.

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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

The sub that drove me nuts had a one track mind (get yours out of the gutter, it wasn't sex) all he could talk about was how I would use urethral sounds in him. 

Then there was the guy with the fantasy of being tied to a spit and turned over an open fire. Sheesh!



GreedyTop -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:11:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

Hi Ms. my name is sarah, my boyfriend (Dom) will be traveling to your area next week on business, would you mind taking him into to your home and humilating him on cam for me so he can keep up with his requirements since he will be away from me?


I still dont fully understand that one....



I got something similar.

Yesterday, some male sub sent me a couple of polite emails, and with the third one, sent me his phone number (he's local). asking me if I wanted to call him.  (no,I didn't.. )





Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:13:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

Hi Ms. my name is sarah, my boyfriend (Dom) will be traveling to your area next week on business, would you mind taking him into to your home and humilating him on cam for me so he can keep up with his requirements since he will be away from me?


I still dont fully understand that one....



I got something similar.

Yesterday, some male sub sent me a couple of polite emails, and with the third one, sent me his phone number (he's local). asking me if I wanted to call him.  (no,I didn't.. )





at least he was polite about it

I got 3 emails from a male slave that literally read:

CALL ME SIR MY NUMBER IS xxx-xxx-xxxx

same guy, 3 different days
damn it was annoying



GreedyTop -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:14:55 PM)

oy.. awfully demanding, wasnt he?? LOL



Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:16:24 PM)

lil bit, yeah



Lordandmaster -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:18:45 PM)

And I decline to answer on the grounds that I might incriminate myself!

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I decline to answer on the grounds that it might incinerate them



hejira92 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:26:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

Hi Ms. my name is sarah, my boyfriend (Dom) will be traveling to your area next week on business, would you mind taking him into to your home and humilating him on cam for me so he can keep up with his requirements since he will be away from me?


I still dont fully understand that one....



He must travel quite a bit, as I have gotten exactly the same message. Master and I were puzzled as well. Is "Dom" the boyfriend's name? Either that, or learn what the roles mean before sending out troll form letters.



NumberSix -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:28:44 PM)

I actually might consider travelling, if you all will take my load (and do some other nasty shit, as well)

Brother Loves Travellin' Salvation Show

Honey! Honey!



Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:31:36 PM)

Just gt this email, not sure if it counts or not:

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*laffs*
I read your forum bit about things to do in a goth club... ya know if it wasn't for goth clubs there'd be no place for a fat ass like you to go except insane. You need to lose a minimum of 25 lbs, and try to control your desperation. don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Cheers,

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