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BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:04:35 AM)
I know half the ladies here, including me, have received the email from the guy whose fetish is sticking a marble egg up your hoo hah and watching you "lay the egg". [8\|] And no, this isn't the poly dude with the mute slaves on a farm in Kentucky that likes to shove real chicken eggs up their hoo hah. Different chicken man. Sheesh, I might need to run over to the "remember when" thread to see who else fondly remembers the entertainment value of that thread from a year or so ago. [;)]

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:06:57 AM)
I feel so left out. I haven't gotten ANY propositions from the 'chicken guys' ...

GreedyTop -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:09:12 AM)
me either..sigh

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:11:15 AM)
Awwwwwww, well it has been a while. Maybe he found a willing chickadee? Or stuck it up his own ass and used a mirror to watch? LOL! He'd always include a picture of the "egg".

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:17:31 AM)
Found the thread with the mute slaves on the Kentucky farm...... it will keep you busy for a while. http://www.collarchat.com/m_790885/mpage_1/tm.htm And here's the thread all about laying chicken eggs! http://www.collarchat.com/m_707770/mpage_1/tm.htm Oh yea, get some [sm=popcorn.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:23:48 AM)
ok I'd read that mute slave thread.. my sides hurt from laughing! I'll have to read the other when I'm at work later...

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:27:39 AM)
In reference to the chicken guy, glad to see he's still out and about. Here's a snippet from my journal that I wrote almost a year ago regarding him: 8/11/2007 3:44:40 PM [Report Entry] I feel compelled to point out that my want/needs journal post was really sort of a spoof. It did result in some rather interesting messages sent to me from people with creative ways of using items. Not sure I'm quite interested in sitting on marble eggs. Last thing I need to do is hatch any more offspring. Besides, after reading the offer, I had this horrible mental image of having to go to the ER and explain why I was using my feminine parts as an incubator for a marble egg. It isn't that I'm not adventerous. Honest! I have a better idea. Bend over. Let's see how well it works as a butt plug. That way YOU have to do the explaining of things to the ER team of physicians. Assuming they don't asphyxiate themselves laughing too hard. Just an idea.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:33:54 AM)
boo hoo hoo i feel so left out ...i've never got a message from the chicken guy - only marriage proposals from Ghanan "princes".

MladyHathor -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:35:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue The sub that drove me nuts had a one track mind (get yours out of the gutter, it wasn't sex) all he could talk about was how I would use urethral sounds in him. Then there was the guy with the fantasy of being tied to a spit and turned over an open fire. Sheesh! *OMG I had these too!* *And then there is the one who is a Dom who thinks one good fuck will straighten Me out and become the little girl I really am.* *I see though that I get some pretty tamed ones compared to you people----you must be the twue ones![8\|]*

christine1 -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:36:48 AM)
oh, i thought you guys were talking about a rubber chicken...[8\|] interesting.

cjan -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 9:49:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel I know half the ladies here, including me, have received the email from the guy whose fetish is sticking a marble egg up your hoo hah and watching you "lay the egg". [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s13.gif[/image] And no, this isn't the poly dude with the mute slaves on a farm in Kentucky that likes to shove real chicken eggs up their hoo hah. Different chicken man. Sheesh, I might need to run over to the "remember when" thread to see who else fondly remembers the entertainment value of that thread from a year or so ago. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s4.gif[/image] Down here, we refer to that gateway to paradise as an ooh ahh, as in oooohhh aaaahhhhhh.. Just sayin'.

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 10:03:15 AM)
I'm going to read the 'mute Kentucky slave farm' thread now ... maybe I'll get this Beatles song outta my head: I am the eggman, koo koo kachoo...

FullCircle -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 10:43:48 AM)
This thread makes sending out a few cmails to wind people up on it so tempting.

tsatske -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/26/2008 11:57:13 AM)
Sometimes when you kiss a prince, they turn into a frog, SMlg. I like it when thse guys email me. I mean, i'm on a flipping BDSM site, but to them, it's just another personal site to find marks on. I love it when they write and tell me how good they will treat me, and i write back and say, 'will you hit me everyday?' -Oh, no, i never hit you! I be so good to you! give you anything you want, all the time! yea, that's just not going to work for me.

corsetgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/28/2008 7:02:42 AM)
I had one CM from a male submissive in New Jersey looking for a female dominant to give him a violent kick in the gonads. This individual obviously did not check out my profile to realize that I am a sub and I am from Florida....hmmmm....maybe he wanted a cyber violent kick???

LadyRainfire -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/28/2008 7:11:27 AM)
corsetgirl, I had someone locally email me once who wanted me to kick him repeatedly in the testicles while wearing spiked heels until he bled and his testicles were broken. Talked about getting squicked out....... [sm=hellno.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/28/2008 7:17:14 AM)
ack! right there with ya, LRF... shudder

corsetgirl -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/28/2008 7:20:56 AM)
LRF: Maybe the same person? I would have a hard enough time wielding something like a whip let alone kicking someone in that area.

sirsholly -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/28/2008 7:21:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire corsetgirl, I had someone locally email me once who wanted me to kick him repeatedly in the testicles while wearing spiked heels until he bled and his testicles were broken. Talked about getting squicked out....... [sm=hellno.gif] ew

parttimehotty -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/28/2008 7:22:52 AM)
All you have to do is read my journal to see the email that I receive. Though I must admit after reading about the chix man, the balls being burned off etc., mine are pretty tame!

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