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DiurnalVampire -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:34:33 PM)
By far the strangest email request was some dom wanted angel's head.. stuffed like a trophy and mounted... when I was done with him of course

Lynnxz -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:36:32 PM)
Rofl.. thats rude! I just got this one. I think the trolls are out tonight "STICK IT IN MY POOPER PLZ!!!!1!"

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:37:53 PM)
not to offend ya there dearie, but stick what exactly? im guessing that you are woman both upstairs and down? or is there somethin ya aint tellin us? I ended up replying with something to the effect of "Well, could you see a skinny God Of Cookies?" Kinda one-sided, since she didntfeel the need to put a pic up

Lynnxz -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:39:53 PM)
I dunno, I have this salt shaker I could use... and uhmmm there's a candle on my desk...how about a graphing calculator? Pft, the closest thing I have to dangly parts is a feeldoe, kkthx. [:D] And I don't feel like sticking it up some strange guys netherparts. I'd have to burn it, then I'd get all pissy because I'd be out for like $100

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:40:38 PM)
I was pretty certain of that after perving you, but just in case I missed something :P It was the hat that made me wonder :P

Lynnxz -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:47:45 PM)
That hat is fricking amazing lol

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 8:48:26 PM)
it is a cool hat... I oughtta get one for my wife, shes got a shirt now that says "My nuts are bigger than yours"

phoenixinchains -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:11:37 PM)
groans i just got one asking if i was K9 curious... meowrll!

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:13:34 PM)
k-9 curious? must be a full moon out or somethin lol

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:15:10 PM)
Man, I never get the fun messages. [&:] Of course, if it's blue and I don't know the person already, I tend to delete without reading it. I guess I'm missing out.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:16:07 PM)
I dunno, I only ever got a couple fun messages from men, most of e have been from the wimmens... including this last one that Im still laughing about :P

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:18:48 PM)
Asher... After perving your profile I have to ask. Where exactly can you loose weight?? I guess Im blind tonight...

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:19:33 PM)
Yes, but I'm female. Female = blue magnet...no matter what I say in my profile about having zero interest in contact from men.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:21:43 PM)
Ive got a bit of a tummy, (roughly 5-10 lbs of fat) that Im working off slowly by hiking, swimming and fucking Sylvere, you like it when I contact you though, and Im still fairly certain im male :P (Id make an ugly wimmen) given that the person that sent that particular gem to me claims to be 89 lbs, im guessing shes upset that she cant count my ribs...

phoenixinchains -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:22:37 PM)
i read the blue ones just to let me know i'm not that weird.

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:24:32 PM)
No Asher Dont do it... Keep the fat...In fact pack some one.. ^_^ I always say( to the ever so skinny ones), well when food prices soar so high no one can buy any, and people are starving to death, Im going to last at least a month longer then you... Survival, or a stick figure....? Ill go with survival ^_^

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:26:07 PM)
hopeless I perved you, and you are hawt... I want to gain some more muscle... and I love hiking anyway so... Besides, I think I would look ht with a 6 pack again

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:27:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr Ive got a bit of a tummy, (roughly 5-10 lbs of fat) that Im working off slowly by hiking, swimming and fucking [:'(] That's nothing. I've still got (roughly) 20 to lose. quote: Sylvere, you like it when I contact you though, and Im still fairly certain im male :P (Id make an ugly wimmen) Yes, but I already know you. It's different. [;)] quote: given that the person that sent that particular gem to me claims to be 89 lbs, im guessing shes upset that she cant count my ribs... Hey, it's not the ribs that count!

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:29:54 PM)
I had about 15 when I took the pics on my profile... lost quite a bit already and no, Id say its my hair that should count, because its georgious

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:29:57 PM)
But its like cookie monster... -sniffles- NOT Eating cookies, Its just unnatural..(the sadest day of my life was learning this) Men with six packs always feel like they are trying to compensate for something. To long in a gym that much effort spent in playing with gym equipment, seems like someone cant get a girlfriend...No its not because Im massively out of shape and having an in shape partner would force me to actually go to the gym on a regular basis in stead of just talking about it.. I swear... Besides Fucking always burns more calories then the gym... I swear they add like carbs or something to the water...

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