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Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:32:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool But its like cookie monster... -sniffles- NOT Eating cookies, Its just unnatural..(the sadest day of my life was learning this) Men with six packs always feel like they are trying to compensate for something. To long in a gym that much effort spent in playing with gym equipment, seems like someone cant get a girlfriend...No its not because Im massively out of shape and having an in shape partner would force me to actually go to the gym on a regular basis in stead of just talking about it.. I swear... Besides Fucking always burns more calories then the gym... I swear they add like carbs or something to the water... I think I made that point to her, after inviting her over for a steak (I hate to see the wimmens go hungry, must be my italian heritage) and I dont even want to think about howbadly Sesame street gt raped... (still looking for the originals to show my um when shes a few years older) Ive got 2 wimmens in my life, I go hiking with them, and of course most of my other excersise as well... (or will in a couple weeks) so its really win-win

DDraigeuraid -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:34:59 PM)
quote: The weirdest thing I've been approached with is a guy who must have watched too many 3 Stooges movies. He wanted to hit me in the face with banana creme pies, but only online because he was married. Careful now, I might force you to watch hours and hours of the Muppet Show. I did that once on a first date. Dragon

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:36:47 PM)
No my worst first meet was watching like 5 hours of really bad 70s and 80s movies... Not music I actually offered and tried to get the guy to let me blow him... to get out of it after 20 minutes...

petdave -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:38:03 PM)
Haven't encountered anyone more fucked up than me yet... hey, somebody's got to be at the end of the line, right? [&:]

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:39:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool I actually offered and tried to get the guy to let me blow him... to get out of it after 20 minutes... remind me to get my really bad movies out if we ever meet... :P

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:41:27 PM)
-chuckles- It was the last time I allowed someone to drop me off at a meet and then come back to pick me up.. or I simply would have pulled a " I need to use the bathroom and disappear trick"

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:42:57 PM)
damn, thwarted again :P Ill umm pick you up and bring you to my place.... how does that sound?

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:44:48 PM)
Okay, just if you plan on killing me or keeping me forever in your basement.... Please make sure it looks like I was kidnapped and murdered so my family can get my life insurence ^_^

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:45:39 PM)
Of course, I am nothing if not a gentleman... (note to self, get basement)

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:47:14 PM)
You just have to promise me all the cookies and milk my tummy can handle in a life time...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:48:38 PM)
Sure, I think there might be some wimmens i my basement/baking kitchen that are lactating :P

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:50:32 PM)
Oh... Can I just barter the dog for a cow?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 9:55:24 PM)
that might work... I guess or I could just get my fat ass over to the store... I mean, if you're sure

hopelessfool -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:02:02 PM)
sure, what huh? Sorry something shiny was stuck to the cat and she didnt want to sit still.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:04:27 PM)
so its settled... Ill pick ya up, take you to my place and force you to watch bad movies until I break your mind, then you give me head until you get lockjaw and I lock you in the basement with lots of cookies and milk its a deal

KMsAngel -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:31:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid Careful now, I might force you to watch hours and hours of the Muppet Show. I did that once on a first date. Dragon that counts as foreplay! especially if the old men in the balcony are making smartass comments [:D]

DDraigeuraid -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:46:43 PM)
quote: quote: ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid Careful now, I might force you to watch hours and hours of the Muppet Show. I did that once on a first date. Dragon that counts as foreplay! especially if the old men in the balcony are making smartass comments [:D] Well of course they are. But if you really want to get kinky, I have the complete works of Walt Kelly. Dragon

KMsAngel -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:51:46 PM)
quick google oooooooh fantasia!! you're not trying to scare me, are you? t'aint working

DDraigeuraid -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:55:47 PM)
I can think of nothing more freightening than Albert Allegator with an idea. Dragon

GreedyTop -> RE: bdsm nutjobs. (5/23/2008 10:56:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NumberSix Brother Loves Travellin' Salvation Show Dammit.. now that song is stuck in my head

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