Emperor1956
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Irishknight: I've drunk myself half to death when Jack Daniels came to visit. Ah, Jack...many's the day (and night) I've spent in his company....although given my druthers (and they are MY druthers, so I better be given 'em) I'd spend time with my good buddies Elmer T. Lee or James (Jim) Beam. You might know them...they both live near some other guys on Knob Creek? Sometimes I've even looked over his shoulder as Johnny Walker read. And the guy I really can't take? That oh so friendly soul from south of the border, Jose Cuervo. E. By the way, Lady E, cjan? As the Buddah said to the hot dog vendor, and the hot dog vendor said right back to the Buddah "Make me one with everything." Cjan...in your case it might be what you say to the enlightened Italian Beef vendor. And Irishknight....WHAT poteen are you drinking? Think carefully, now, lad...for if you answer one way, the Catholics will be at you, and if you answer another way, the Prots will be on you.
< Message edited by Emperor1956 -- 5/27/2008 8:16:09 PM >
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