How refreshing to know that
sleeping with a therapist
is now a substitute for sitting in a classroom.
Just about, no, make that,
everybody has been calling me crazy for years.
Every time my head has been examined
guess what they found?
Someone once asked for my opinion
then said she wasn't necessarily
going to use the advice.
For months, daily she nagged at me
to seek out help from a therapist.
"Never!!" I replied.
Then a friend advised me
to ask her to accompany me in therapy
because every shrink in the world
would say I was indeed out of my mind
for listening to that constant noise.
So, I asked her to go with me.
She did not ever ask me again.
Hillary and her backers
couldn't say one good thing about Obama.
Now they love him!
Does that make them all bi~polar?
He thought he could control her
until she went bi~polar..
wait, that's a different song:
As I tried to control her
she quickly went bi~polar
So I tied her to her bed
And banged her 'til she bled
That was Brute Fvcking!
Or was it True Love??
Just finished this one today
while cruising some back roads
in eastern Idaho,
Haven't figured out the key yet:
Can anybody guess the name of it?
she likes to be stripped
unbuttoned unzipped
kept in a dungeon that is fully equipped
gripped, flipped, tipped, nipped, dipped, and whipped
so long as her delicate skin is not ripped
she likes the welt from a leather belt
the splatter of a paddle on her pretty fine pelt
being bagged, nagged, dragged, tagged, wagged and shagged
hanging from a rafter, blindfolded and gagged
but trips the light fantastic
when flicked with elastic
rubber bands
she likes rubber bands
she gets wet in the pants
ready to dance
no chance for romance
unless you are advanced
with rubber bands
skinnier or fatter size does not matter
it's in the stretch and release
with skillful proper placement
you will thrill her in amazement
with stunning style and expertise
it is so addictive she will become vindictive
attempting to retaliate
all will be fine and dandy
just keep some rubber handy
and tag her before it's too late
sans them she goes spastic
drastic for elastic
rubber bands
she likes rubber bands
she gets wet in the pants
ready to dance
no chance for romance
unless you are advanced
with rubber bands
a flogger, crop, or cane
will make her throb with pain
a car antenna makes her whine
whacked with a hog slapper
a cattle prod to zap her
she cringes from the cat~o~nine
wrapped in hot pink duct tape
captive with no escape
she will cum upon command
if given just one choice
from an arsenal of toys
it's gonna be a rubber band
you will get your ass kicked
if you don't have elastic
rubber bands
she likes rubber bands
she gets wet in the pants
ready to dance
no chance for romance
unless you are advanced
with rubber bands
rubber bands she likes rubber bands
drastic for elastic
she trips the light fantastic
you will get your ass kicked
if you do not have a rubber band