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parttimehotty -> A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 8:22:45 AM)





  When I crinkle my eyes clised, I am smiling at you. A brush against your shin is a hub, a message that sys, "I love you and want you to smell like me."
    Please know that I adore a long stroke down my back, but stop before my tail, as that is my rudder and its momentary confinement panics me.
    Know also that I love a good scratch around the ears, but detest my feet explored. Balance is life or death to a cat and my feet are as important to me as breathing.
    Feel free to tickle my chin, but be gentle and do not break my wiskers; for me they are important tools.
    If I trust you utterly, you will be allowed to stroke my belly.
    Though I can communicate silently with others of my kind. I vocalize for you. I will meow, hiss, yap for dinner and chirr my curiosity. I know a single brrppp makes you laugh and slop me with a kiss.
    I will tippy-toe when I'm trying to be cute. And when I sit with my back turned and with only one ear honed in your direction, I am not ignoring you, by any means; I am being coy. I love to perch, burrow, strut and stalk.
    When I jump on the bed to be with you in the dark, it is not because I need to sleep. In most cases, I have been sleeping all day. I am there because of your warmth, your companionship and to share the air you breathe.
    I know when you are melancholy, and I will stray nearby if you are in pain, but I don't understand the necessity of vacuuming.
    There was a time when I loved the 'other feline' in the house and have mourned his loss with a grief unmatched.
    I am always listening.

    I watch you shave or apply make-up out of a true fascination with all things requiring attention to detail.
    Know that I am clean and dignified, even when I am belly-up on the windowsill in the sunshine. I can feel sheepish about my antics when you expose me to catnip, but I look forward to it anyway.
    I crave peace.
    My three favorite things are: mice in the walls, your voice on my neck and the can opener.
    I can slink and sidle, soothe and steal and make myself scarce.
    Know that I find you noisy, sadly fur-less and strangely excitable about a single hairball, but I forgive you out of grand benevolence. I love it when you wrap gifts or read the newspaper. I understand the aching sweetness of a spring rainstorm...and a good cry.
    Know that I will purr when I am hurt or frightened, as well as when I am content.
    No, I don't clean my plate. It is instinct to leave a cache--just in case.
    Contrary to popular belief, I don't mind the vet because of the way it smells, the other animals, the inevitable pain or the travel. Rather, I hate to go there in case you leave me.
    So, even when I stare into the corner late at night and spook you half to death, or I stroll casually over your computer keyboard, or even when I appear to barely be impressed by your rantings about work or school, know that I am a seperate nation from you with all my borders open.
    I reserve the right to certain terms and conditions, but my spirit would be inconsolable without you.
    Live beside me.




sirsholly -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 8:40:15 AM)

[:(] and oh so true....




servantheart -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 8:57:34 AM)

How sweet! Thanks for sharing this.  I now have a new understanding of what makes a cat tick :)
 




GreedyTop -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:01:04 AM)

*weeps*




parttimehotty -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:08:31 AM)

Why weeping, Monkey?
This is a NICE story, not like the SAD story I posted yesterday!

**I'm talking to you again**




mercifulsiren -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:09:54 AM)

Contrary to popular belief, I don't mind the vet because of the way it smells, the other animals, the inevitable pain or the travel. Rather, I hate to go there in case you leave me.


I found that statement to be true with my kitty cat.  I had to take her to the vet a while back.  She was ok as long as I was in the room but I had to step out to my car to get something and by the time I came back in the clinic she had tore the place apart.  She saw me walk in the door she stopped, dropped the vets arm, and came running up to me. 




GreedyTop -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:11:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

Why weeping, Monkey?
This is a NICE story, not like the SAD story I posted yesterday!

**I'm talking to you again**


brat :)  Because it made me think of my Noodgie boy.




parttimehotty -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:13:35 AM)

Is that the one your mom had to put down?




sirsholly -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:15:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mercifulsiren

Contrary to popular belief, I don't mind the vet because of the way it smells, the other animals, the inevitable pain or the travel. Rather, I hate to go there in case you leave me.


I found that statement to be true with my kitty cat.  I had to take her to the vet a while back.  She was ok as long as I was in the room but I had to step out to my car to get something and by the time I came back in the clinic she had tore the place apart.  She saw me walk in the door she stopped, dropped the vets arm, and came running up to me. 


mine did this too. They took her out of the room to take a blood sample and she freaked!! She twisted and turned until she was free then ran back to me and jumped in my arms. I had to hold her while they took the sample. She was fine...i nearly fainted.




parttimehotty -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:17:12 AM)

Wus




GreedyTop -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:17:33 AM)

Hotty.. no.. Noodge was Gracious' brother.. kidney failure at age 3.. before I moved to FL. He was my lapkitty. *sigh* if I still have a pic of him stored, I send to ya... my baby/infant-like boy.. he loved to be hled like an infant..but only by me.. No other human existed, in his world...




sirsholly -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:19:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

Wus

cow




parttimehotty -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:21:43 AM)

Phhhbbbbt! I was going to write Monkey a nice note, but you fucked it up!




parttimehotty -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:22:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Hotty.. no.. Noodge was Gracious' brother.. kidney failure at age 3.. before I moved to FL. He was my lapkitty. *sigh* if I still have a pic of him stored, I send to ya... my baby/infant-like boy.. he loved to be hled like an infant..but only by me.. No other human existed, in his world...


But, but you're not human........you're a FLYING MONKEY!!!![sm=pigsfly.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:22:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

Phhhbbbbt! I was going to write Monkey a nice note, but you fucked it up!


aww hell...go ahead and mooooo at her...




GreedyTop -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:24:17 AM)

well, whatever I am.. I was the only being in the world that mattered to him.. *sob*

(more than I can say for humans,...)




parttimehotty -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:25:59 AM)

<Sighing> I was trying to get you to laugh [&o]
Back to the "Make Greedy Top Smile" thread................................................




GreedyTop -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:27:56 AM)

Hotty? I do so adore you :)




parttimehotty -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:29:27 AM)

Come here Monkey...let me tap dat a$$![sm=spanking.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 9:40:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Hotty.. no.. Noodge was Gracious' brother.. kidney failure at age 3.. before I moved to FL. He was my lapkitty. *sigh* if I still have a pic of him stored, I send to ya... my baby/infant-like boy.. he loved to be hled like an infant..but only by me.. No other human existed, in his world...


they can give so much love....




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