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GreedyTop -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/29/2008 4:45:44 PM)

I will NOT be drowning Hotty (the paperwork...gawd! Not to mention jailhouse orange is SO not my color...).

And FTR... I have been laughing my ass off through this thread (after I got over the "I miss my Noodgieboy* weepies...)




soul2share -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/30/2008 9:16:34 AM)

Emperor, I believe I have their long lost brother living with me!  I am nothing more than his servant.....he has trained me to get up out of bed and feed him, even if it was only 2 hours ago that he ate.  I am his plaything when he gets bored.....as far as he's concerned, sleep is for the weak.....don't know why I'm looking for a dom...already have one!

Hotty, I'll be sending that one out in the e-mail to all my friends currently owned by cats.




parttimehotty -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/30/2008 9:19:13 AM)

Glad you enjoyed it!
Check out more on the link in my sig line!




Gwynvyd -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/30/2008 10:07:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Hotty.. no.. Noodge was Gracious' brother.. kidney failure at age 3.. before I moved to FL. He was my lapkitty. *sigh* if I still have a pic of him stored, I send to ya... my baby/infant-like boy.. he loved to be hled like an infant..but only by me.. No other human existed, in his world...


awwww.....

I miss my Cleocatra... but I know she is in good hands. *smiles*

Gwyn




Gwynvyd -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/30/2008 10:09:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

Hope the bewbies don't fall out of the bathing suit![sm=flash.gif]


mine do it all the time. The Kleenex turns to mush and floats away......



*chucklesnort*

Gwyn




GreedyTop -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/30/2008 10:09:36 AM)

she is currently curled up on the bed..........amazing how such a tiny kitty can take up the WHOLE DAMN BED




Gwynvyd -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/30/2008 10:21:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

she is currently curled up on the bed..........amazing how such a tiny kitty can take up the WHOLE DAMN BED


*chuckles* yeah my little super model cat does that doesnt she....

has she taken to sleeping on your butt yet? That space between my thighs and ass was her fave sleeping spot... or my lower back.

I was merely cat furniture.

Gwyn




Emperor1956 -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/30/2008 12:23:51 PM)

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soul2share:  Emperor, I believe I have their long lost brother living with me!  I am nothing more than his servant.....he has trained me to get up out of bed and feed him, even if it was only 2 hours ago that he ate.  I am his plaything when he gets bored.....as far as he's concerned, sleep is for the weak.....don't know why I'm looking for a dom...already have one!


Real life.  Last night.  6 1/2 pound male seal point Siamese on ottoman in front of my recliner (me in recliner).  65 lb. 2 year old Rottweiler cross (dumb as a pork chop) comes running into room...approaches cat.  Cat raises one paw as if to say "FREEZE and think about it, Buddy boy".  Dog stops dead.  Sits.  Waits.   Cat grooms self.  lowers paw.  Dog goes bounding past.

He has the effing DOGS submitting to him.  We humans don't stand a chance.

E.




soul2share -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/31/2008 9:29:24 AM)

BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!  That is absolutely too much!!!

My rotten cat KB used to corner his dog, a 54 lb chow/lab mix, also his partner in crime, in a corner and make him yell for help!!!  He'd just sit there daring Shiloh to move.....poor pooch!  I am still convinced to this day that KB taught him how to help him raid the fridge and cupboards...I got Shiloh first and he never did anything like that.  KB pushed stuff off the fridge, or out of hte pantry cupboard, Shiloh would rip it open and they'd feast.  And I agree with your statement about them having/getting opposable thumbs...we are so SCREWED!

Gwyn and GT...try sharing a full sized bed with 3 of the buggers....how they can stretch out to take up 75% of the bed is way beyond me.  What's worse, is that I can actually move in my sleep AROUND them!  I've woke up in some very strange positions!




GreedyTop -> RE: A Housecat's Message (5/31/2008 9:35:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share
Gwyn and GT...try sharing a full sized bed with 3 of the buggers....how they can stretch out to take up 75% of the bed is way beyond me.  What's worse, is that I can actually move in my sleep AROUND them!  I've woke up in some very strange positions!


Nightly occurence here... on a twin sized bed.. *sigh*




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